Chapter 35: Dog scratching? Eat alone?

"Let's have grilled fish for lunch today!"

After arriving at the river, Xu Wen touched his growling stomach.

Now Xu Wen is truly enjoying life.

All the raw materials are fresh, and the whole forest is like your own vegetable market. You can eat whatever you want!

"Xiao Jin is fishing!"

"Can monkeys still eat fish?"

"No, look at Xiao Jin's current posture..."

"Dog Paddle!"

Everyone in front of the screen only watched Xiao Jin jump into the water with an extremely graceful posture, and there was almost no splash.

Afterwards, Xiao Jin was like a beautiful monkey, using the legendary dog ​​paddle to constantly fight with the fish in the river.

"Professor Lu Yu, can monkeys still swim?"

Julie looked at the somewhat embarrassing posture and asked with some confusion.

"Monkeys can indeed swim."

"It's just that I can only stay in relatively shallow water for a short time."

After Lu Yu said this, he closed his lips tightly, but the twitching corners of his eyes betrayed his inner feelings at this time.

"Hahaha! Professor Lu is so cute!"

"Professor Lu, express your feelings!"

"Professor Lu, we will never laugh at you!"

Looking at Lu Yu who suppressed his inner emotions, everyone just thought it was very funny.

"Oh, I'm afraid I can really become the little swimming prince of the monkey world!"

Xu Wen was wandering in the water, imagining his graceful swimming posture with some narcissism.

If Xu Wen had known that his flailing claws had been broadcast in real time by a drone, he wonders if his face would show up in the camera again.

"Oh shit!"

"These gadgets are really hard to catch!"

"Just wait, one day I will make a fishing rod and catch you all!"

After half a day of struggling, Xu Wen only caught two fish.

But I was almost exhausted.

You know, Xu Wen is blessed with speed and power now!

After landing on the shore, looking at the somewhat shabby Warring States Period, Xu Wen directly pinched his waist and kept moving his arms.

It feels like fighting with the air.

"Friends, do you think you'll be pissed to death, but you can't get angry?"

"Hahaha! My boyfriend, my friend!"

"Too damn graphic!"

"This is Xiaojin's new trick, Super Invincible Girl Punch!"

"Warning! Warning! There will be a big wave of boyfriends ahead!"

I have to say that Xu Wen at this time is very much like the "boyfriends" who constantly vent their emotions.

"Who is Xiao Jin? Come out quickly, you have embarrassed all our male compatriots!"

“My girlfriend came directly to me with this video!”

"Whose monkey is this?"

As Xiao Jin vented his emotions, a large number of boyfriends appeared in the live broadcast room.

At this time, the number of people watching the live broadcast has almost exceeded 40 million!

"Forget it, you should keep the delicious food to yourself!"

Looking at his results, Xu Wen immediately fell into hesitation.

Originally, Xu Wen planned to reward his compatriots.

But unfortunately, the landlord's family did not have much leftover food.

Therefore, in this case, Xu Wen can only enjoy it by himself.

When the time comes to describe the taste, it will be considered as sharing the deliciousness of grilled fish with everyone.

Thinking of this, Xu Wen once again took out his set of gadgets.

Kill fish, process fish, drill wood to make fire, and build a grill, all in one go!

"This is fucking grilled fish!"

"And there seems to be rosemary in the belly!"

"What should I do if I suddenly don't like Xiao Jin!"

"Good afternoon, Macabaka, good afternoon, not Dixi, good afternoon, little Duoduo!"

“The comment above is a comment based on taste and pictures!”

Looking at Xiao Jin who was seriously grilling fish, a netizen directly copied a line from a short video platform.

"Jiji!"

As the grilled fish was about to be finished, the wafting fragrance directly attracted Xiao Yin.

"I'll go! This foodie!"

After seeing Xiao Yin, Xu Wen immediately made an expression as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

"Hiss!"

When he came to Xu Wen's side, Xiao Yin was like a stone monkey, staring motionlessly at the grilled fish that kept spitting out oil.

The saliva on the corner of his mouth can be described as flowing down three thousand feet.

"I can only give you one!"

Looking at that pitiful little look, Xu Wen's heart immediately melted, and he could only reluctantly portion out his grilled fish.

"Why do I feel that Xiao Jin is so reluctant?"

"Look at that distressed expression, do you want to hand over your salary?"

"Xiao Jin actually wants to eat alone? This is so disgusting!"

"There is really a saint upstairs!"

"Moral kidnapping can actually be used on a monkey!"

Immediately afterwards, the entire live broadcast room started arguing over a grilled fish.

The current internet is like this. No matter what happens, there will always be a group of people who stand on the moral high ground to comment or raise objections.

Moreover, it may not necessarily lead to a scolding war because of something, such as the sweet and salty issue of tofu noodle!

"Holy crap! No way!"

"Why do you eat so fast!"

Just when Xu Wen was about to use this delicacy, Xiao Yin had already destroyed his own grilled fish with a stormy attitude.

Now he looked expectantly at the grilled fish in Xu Wen's hand.

“Families that were not wealthy before are now even worse off!”

Looking at this scene, Julie directly gave a very vivid comment.

"Okay, okay, I'll give you half!"

Xu Wen nodded helplessly, and then divided half of his grilled fish out.

"Where are those saints? Come out!"

"Saints, come on, be pretentious, you have plenty of time anyway!"

With Xiao Jin's behavior, the audience who stood on the commanding heights once again enjoyed the treatment of big faces.

"It's time to go back and take a look now!"

After finishing his lunch somewhat bleakly, Xu Wen thought with some gloominess.

"I'll go! So hard!"

After arriving at the clearing, Xu Wen was stunned by the scene in front of him.

At this time, all the traps have been set up, and all the monkeys are in the center of the open space, eating the fruits in their hands with relish.

"Just take a rest and watch what I do!"

Looking at the monkeys who wanted to stand up, Xu Wen stopped them directly.

The last step of this trap can also be said to be the simplest step, you can learn it by just watching.

"Attention, be sure to use banana leaves first and then sprinkle soil to disguise it!"

Although it was said to be simple, Xu Wen still explained it meticulously.

"Dear viewers! Now, the first tribe with human nature in the Dragon Kingdom Wildlife Park has been officially established!"
Chapter completed!