8, slap the swollen face and fill the fat man
Lin Feifan and Fan Qiang have finished choosing their dishes, and they are talking about the adult college entrance examination.
When asked if he knew how to kill chickens, Lin Feifan was stunned for a moment.
I have never done anything like killing chickens, but I have seen my mother kill chickens and it felt very cruel.
"My mother asked you if you know how to kill chickens. In my family, only my father dares to kill chickens." Fan Qiang thought Lin Feifan didn't hear clearly.
"Uh...I...I will." Lin Feifan nodded, trying to look calm. After all, people always get a little flustered when they lie.
"Oh, that's great! Come over and help." Liu Peifen said happily, waving her hands.
Do you really want to kill the chicken?
Lin Feifan was even more panicked. He got up and walked to the kitchen, his heart pounding, trying to recall the scene of killing the chicken in his mind.
How to kill a chicken?
The most impressive thing was seeing a Taoist priest killing a chicken.
The Taoist priest held the rooster's legs with his left hand, drew pictures on the rooster with his right hand, and read some incomprehensible words quickly in his mouth.
The rooster was also very cooperative and obedient, neither crow nor struggling.
The other Taoist priests beat the gongs and drums rapidly, all of them as cold as ice and with extremely serious expressions.
The atmosphere is tense, mysterious, and a little weird.
The children who had never seen this scene found it very interesting and watched attentively.
The human-chicken game is really fun.
Suddenly, the Taoist priest held the chicken head in his right hand and bent down...
He seemed to hear a chicken crow, and in a flash, the Taoist priest threw the chicken to the ground, where it was struggling and flapping its wings.
Why doesn't the rooster run away?
injured?
Oops, why is blood splattering everywhere?
The Taoist priest then threw down something...
Only then did I find that the chicken stopped struggling and stretched its legs straight.
Headless!
The bloody neck is shocking, and the chicken head is on the side.
The timid child was immediately frightened and cried.
The adults also continuously patted their chests, grinned and shook their heads, even though they had seen this scene before.
Originally, the adult wanted to cover the child's eyes, but the Taoist priest's action was too fast, and the adult had no time to help the child avoid this horrific scene.
Kill a chicken without blinking an eye!
It's too bloody and has no kindness at all.
This method of killing chickens is to break the chicken's neck with lightning speed, which is extremely cruel.
I can't bear to look at it, so how can I dare to follow it?
The method of killing chickens specially used by Taoist priests is used in dojos and should never be used.
Lin Feifan held the wings of the chicken with his left hand and held the knife with his right hand. He didn't know how to start.
I’ve seen my mother kill chickens, but I didn’t memorize the steps carefully.
The chicken seemed to know that it was going to die, and it started clucking at the top of its lungs, which was frightening.
Liu Peifen was busy scooping out boiling water. After killing the chicken, she had to soak it in boiling water to facilitate hair removal.
"Do you know how to do it?" Fan Qiang squatted next to him and asked.
"I...I don't know much about it, can you?" Lin Feifan said softly, for fear that Fan's mother would hear it.
Haha, you are trying to pretend to be fat!
Fan Qiang laughed out loud, but did not expose Lin Feifan. Instead, he cooperated and whispered: "I can, but I dare not."
Lin Feifan fawned: "Then you teach me, and I will be responsible for killing him with a knife."
Fan Qiang frowned and recalled, and said: "I should have turned the chicken's head over and wrapped it under its wings to prevent it from croaking, and then wiped the chicken's neck with a knife..."
Lin Feifan followed the steps taught by Fan Qiang one by one, but closed his eyes when he rubbed the chicken neck with a knife.
Unexpectedly, I didn't squeeze it tightly with my left hand, and when I was halfway through applying it, the chicken struggled and ran away.
The chicken was very smart. It rushed towards the back door of the kitchen, flapped its wings and ran to the backyard.
Lin Feifan was shocked, held the knife, and hurriedly chased him out of the door. Fan Qiang also followed him out.
Liu Peifen, who was ladling water, also noticed the situation, put down the ladle in her hand, and went out to chase the chicken.
In the yard, the three of them were chasing the chicken, and Lin Feifan's anxious forehead was covered with sweat.
I originally wanted to show off, but I ended up like this.
Kill a chicken and let it run away. What's going on?
Fan Qiang picked up a bamboo stick and wanted to knock the chicken down. Anyway, he wanted to kill it and eat it, so he could kill it with a stick.
But the chicken was so good at running away that the three of them didn't even catch a single feather.
Liu Peifen was out of breath laughing as she chased the chicken. Her father had been killing chickens for twenty years, and nothing so funny had ever happened to her before.
Sister Fan upstairs heard the commotion and ran to the balcony on the second floor to look at the scene in the yard. She covered her mouth and trembled with laughter...
Lin Feifan finally grabbed the chicken in his hand. He didn't catch it, but the chicken's blood had dried up. He lay on the ground and closed his eyes.
The chicken is already dead and there is no need to kill it again.
"Give it to me." Liu Peifen gasped, tired from laughing.
"No, no, no, I'll do it. I'm the best at removing chicken feathers." Lin Feifan hid the chicken behind his back, for fear of being snatched away by Fan's mother.
I really didn’t lie this time. Every time my mother killed the chicken, she would help remove the chicken feathers while she went to do other things.
I have been doing this job since I was very young, and I will never have any problems again. I strive to do it well to save some face.
Put the chicken into a basin, pour boiling water on it, and stir it back and forth a few times.
Don't put too much boiling water in, and don't soak it for too long, otherwise even the chicken skin will come off.
Lin Feifan was very skillful in his movements this time. In a short time, he had reduced the chicken to every last hair and was completely naked before handing it over to Mother Fan.
"It's nice to take off your clothes so cleanly. Go wash your hands quickly, I don't need your help with the rest." Liu Peifen praised with a smile on her face.
"Auntie, let me add more firewood." Lin Feifan felt sorry for his mistake in killing the chicken and decided to stay in the kitchen to help.
"Then...that's okay." Liu Peifen didn't refuse.
We use a large farm stove, and we have to constantly fill the stove with firewood. If there is someone under the stove to help, it will be much easier for the person cooking on the stove.
Fan Qiang saw that he had nothing to do, so he went to the front living room.
In the kitchen, Liu Peifen was frying vegetables quickly, reminding Lin Feifan from time to time to keep the fire low, and when she was free, she would ask Lin Feifan about the situation at home.
Lin Feifan sat on a pony beside the stove, stuffed firewood into the stove just right, matched the heat, and answered truthfully one by one.
You can't lie about anything anymore. If you lie, you will make a fool of yourself.
It took about an hour and a half, and the food was all cooked. Eight dishes and one soup were put on the table, which was very sumptuous.
Fan Qiang called his sister downstairs and asked her what she was doing upstairs for so long.
"You have to hurry up when reading books, and you have to read them quickly, or else you won't pass the exam," Sister Fan said.
After listening to Sister Fan's words, Lin Feifan thought about buying the book this afternoon, but he didn't bring any money. He had to go home first after dinner.
I wanted to ask Sister Fan where to buy books, but for some reason I didn't dare to talk to her.
Let's ask Fan Qiang to ask her later.
While helping each other with the dishes and chopsticks, Lin Feifan secretly looked at Sister Fan from time to time.
It’s so beautiful, it looks good everywhere.
When I'm with a girl like this, I can't let go of my hands and feet, feel a little reserved, and feel panicky.
Lin Feifan was doing what he was doing carefully, for fear of making another mistake, he would even drop a bowl on the ground in a hurry.
"Mom, is daddy coming back for dinner?" Sister Fan asked.
"If you don't wait for him, he will definitely be eating out," Liu Peifen said.
Chapter completed!