His name is Yang Le, because he was demoted to Planet D and became a patron saint because of his mischief.

In addition to occasionally exerting efforts, life on earth is pretty good.

According to the standards of mortals, he registered himself at the age of twenty-four, and the academic qualification column was accidentally ignored, which led to him not being able to find a good part-time job now.

As for my job, it is mainly to protect Planet D from being destroyed. If you are in a good mood, you will also help some humans.

As a God, he possesses all the powers you can imagine except time.

Time is useless to the gods in heaven. Have you ever seen any gods die of old age?

However, this also raises a problem, that is, the number of gods is fixed, and without the fall of the old god, there will be no new gods that will succeed the throne!

"I heard that Nezha had children. I once thought that Old Li was deliberately trying to make excuses to belittle me to descend to earth, with the purpose of freeing up a seat for his grandson..." When he came out to cool off at night, Yang Le would tell the children about the stories from heaven with a nervous look on his face. Although no one believed it, the elder brother and sister who played mahjong were happy that someone would help take care of their children for free.

Yang Le currently works in an insurance company and occasionally cheats beautiful girls by saying that she is a white-collar worker. In fact, she is just a business person and is not even a labor dispatch, let alone any five insurances and one fund.

Fortunately, Aunt Zhang looked downstairs pitiful and summoned the elderly in the entire community to become his customers, and he could barely make a living from his income.

Yang Le, whose hair was as messy as a chicken coop, looked a little sallow because he read the novel all night last night. A white vest with a hole was broken, a pair of Rockets' basketball shorts more than ten years ago, and a pair of green foam slippers formed his daily outfit.

I don’t have a mine at home, so I dare not roam around!

As for the problem of eating, in addition to occasionally going to Aunt Zhang’s house for a meal, he usually solves it at his own home. Although he is not used to the rules of the world, he still comes to the vegetable market on time in accordance with the concept of following the local customs.

The soles of the shoe were dragged by him because they were muddy on the ground. He walked to a stall selling vegetables and stopped, shaking his head and said, "Hey! Sister Chen, your water spinach is not fresh? How much does it cost per pound if you want to sell it?"

The vegetable seller was still burying his head and weighing the scales, but when he heard this, he was so angry that he was yelling. She was so dark that she was about to curse her. When she saw that it was Yang Le, her face suddenly turned cloudy and sunny. She wiped the sweat from her forehead with her sleeve and said with a smile.

"Oh! He is an old acquaintance! Four pieces of water spinach! If you like to buy it, don't buy it, get out if you don't buy it!"

Yang Le did not take this sister Chen's laughter and scolding to heart. It seemed that he recognized the way these ordinary people greeted him, but in terms of business, the price still has to be discussed.

"Three pieces of eight!"

"I said Yang Le, didn't you tell my son that you are a great god in heaven? You still care about this kind of fur?" Sister Chen smiled and joked, but her hands were not slow. She put the vegetables into the bag neatly and handed them to him.

There are two floors in the vegetable market near his house. The first floor sells vegetables and the second floor sells meat. There is a large patio in the middle for lighting, which is sandwiched between two dilapidated six-story buildings.

Yang Le is a frequent visitor to this vegetable market. Although Sister Chen always talks about him being a lunatic behind his back, she is actually quite good to him.

Look, she had asked for 50 cents for the four dollars she had given. If he had known this would have been the case, he would have been too lazy to bargain at the beginning.

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He nodded to Sister Chen with a smile. Yang Le reached out and was about to take the money, but his heart suddenly moved.

"Hey~, there is no 50 cents in the world for nothing! Which trickster is this? Where can I do this by prank? It's too technical, so it's time to spank!"

I saw a brick falling from above the patio, and it seemed that it was flying towards Sister Chen's head.

Yang Le shook his head, stared at the sky with his eyes fixed on it, and moved the brick a few centimeters to the side, landing it in the vegetable basket in front of him.

"My God! Who is this who is killed by a thousand swords? Fortunately, the Bodhisattva blesses you!" The panicked sister Chen didn't care about being scared and sweating. She immediately clasped her hands together and recited a few words of Amitabha, and then ran to find the market administrator.

A group of half-aged children hurriedly ran out of the residential building next to them, and one of the boys, about seven or eight years old, was still polite.

"What am I saying? I'll bet on you, don't tell me anything I dare to do in the future! I dare to throw it away, do you dare?"

Since nothing happened, Yang Le naturally would not arrest the boy in the management office, but after eating a banana, he threw the skin under his heel.

"Ouch! My ass!"

The little boy almost shed tears in pain, but the female classmate next to him covered her mouth and said with a smile.

"Hahaha, I told you to do bad things! Is it retribution now?"

Hearing this, the little boy covering his butt jumped up suddenly. Judging from his situation, he should have followed his grandmother to recite Buddha's name a lot at home. He endured the pain and stretched out three fingers of his right hand, and swore with lingering fear.

"The Bodhisattva is above! I, Ke Lele, will never dare to do bad things again! I will never dare to do anything, please forgive me!"

Unexpectedly, this boy was also called Lele, which surprised Yang Le. In his dictionary, the general names that are full of joy are as sunny, cheerful, handsome, and helpful as others. Everyone loves flowers when they see flowers bloom? How could such a bastard come up?

As for what you asked him what he did at the beginning, it was just a matter of drinking and peeing into the Queen Mother's Yaochi with Nezha.

After the incident, Monkey was originally the old man Tathagata next door, so he was naturally taken away directly. Nezha, a shameless fool, actually believed the bad idea given to him by Old Man Li - he refused to admit it!

Yang Le is wronged!

"Now we all pay attention to keeping pace with the times. We can go to Yaochi to check out the surveillance! Why do we bully honest people?"

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Naturally, the Vegetable Market Management Office could not find anyone, but fortunately nothing happened, and the initiator was perfectly saved by Yang Le's banana peel.

He took out his cell phone and looked at the calendar. It was only Wednesday, and there were three days left before he ate meat next time. When he thought that he would have to wait 16 days before he could get his salary, Yang Le shook his head and had to leave the market.

As soon as I walked downstairs of the community, a group of little bastards slapped Yang Le with water guns, muttering something in his mouth.

"Oh~oh~, the lunatic is back, monster! Look at the gun!!"

"I......"

If it weren't for integrating into mortals, they wouldn't be able to reveal their identities! If it weren't for their parents coming out quickly and their attitude of apologizing was pretty good! If... it's a pity that there was no if!

"Hehe, Yang Le, you are an adult, you can't

I'm so embarrassed to be angry with the child. It's summer, it's cool and cool..."

After saying that, he did not forget to teach his naughty children a lesson, and some even slapped them on the forehead.

"You little bastard! You don't want to die, right? You know he is a god... you are going to mess with him! He beat you but it's not illegal..."

Yang Le didn't listen to the following content specifically, but he felt a little self-reflective in his heart.

"It seems that the neighbors finally know my true identity and have a estrangement from me. Although I am really a god, I cannot be separated from the masses. It seems that I still have to be low-key in the future!"

The shaking ceiling fan made a creaking sound, the glass ball hanging from the ceiling light was blown and the sound of insects downstairs outside the window formed the most wonderful symphony of nature.

A bowl of porridge and a plate of side dishes, and when you are happy, you will also drink a cup of Coke. This is basically the standard for Yang Le’s supper every day.

"Don't exercise too much after a meal, otherwise you will have stomach sagging."

Finally found an excuse to go to bed directly, so I took out my phone and opened the Zongheng Chinese APP.

"The next day I have to bring the blade to visit the author. The update speed is too slow. If you become famous, you will be inflated! Refund your tickets!"

The book review area was busy for a while, and there were still dozens of people who liked him in a short time. This cola made Yang Le bad.

Crack ~

An old lady with a red armband hurriedly pushed the door and walked in. When Yang Le saw that it was her own food and clothing, she immediately smiled happily and said with a stool.

"Aunt Zhang, why are you here? Have you eaten? Please sit down..."

The old lady first glanced at the smoky house, then looked at the wooden door behind her, and said with some concern.

"Xiao Yang, I'll clean up your house if you're fine. Which girl is willing to marry you like you? Also, didn't I ask you to change the door? Why is it still a wooden stick? Even the old woman can push open it all at once, which is not safe!"

The old lady's care was like Tang Monk chanting scriptures in Yang Le's ears. If she hadn't wanted to use magic, how could there be any dust in the room? However, it was out of concern for him. Although she didn't take it seriously, Yang Le still looked shameless and joked with her.

"Aunt Zhang, I'm still a child, what kind of wife do you want? Besides, there's nothing to steal in my family. When the thief comes in, he's going to cry out!"

Although this kid is a bit ridiculous, the old lady does not seem to discriminate against him like ordinary people. Instead, she treats him as her own grandson.

"You kid knows how to talk nonsense! The aunt is here to inform you specifically. If you meet some stranger recently, hurry up and report to the community office! There is a news from it that a murderer might have fled to our area, and ask everyone not to go out at night. Oh~, forget it! It's better for the old lady, I'll find someone to fix the door for you tomorrow. You can find a bench to support it tonight and just put it on."

Yang Le was confused and couldn't even interfere. He sighed in his heart: "What else can you block? Today I opened the door, for fear that this grandson wouldn't come!"
Chapter completed!