Chapter 15 Give me a face
Although he hasn't moved his hands and feet for too long, fortunately, Yang Le is indeed a god. With his full firepower, his speed is far faster than this falling "pebble". He is still 24 kilometers away from the ground in the atmosphere.
Yang Le turned into a white light and instantly penetrated it, exploding and disintegrating in the air. Although I heard later on the news that more than 1,200 people were injured, it was much better than the catastrophe.
Yang Le, who was covered in dust and barely clothed, breathed a sigh of relief. He had just flown back to the hotel room when he heard Zhang Mengmeng's knock on the door. He had no choice but to put on a suit of clothes and open the door.
"Ahem...Yang Le, have you just come back from taking a shower in the lime pool? The dust in your house is choking this fairy to death."
Yang Le, who was still frightened, muttered in a low voice.
"Well, you almost became a fairy."
Zhang Mengmeng didn't take it seriously, but Chen Xiaoyun, who came in behind him, noticed it and turned on the TV in the room.
"Yang Le, have you watched the news? Just now, a meteorite disintegrated and exploded inexplicably in the atmosphere above Elos. Although the local people were injured, they all cheered and thanked the gods for protecting us in secret. If
If it really falls, it could trigger the end of the world."
Yang Le: "I haven't eaten for two meals."
Zhang Mengmeng: "..."
Chen Xiaoyun: "..."
For some reason, Yang Le refused to enter the hotel restaurant even to death. In desperation, the three of them had no choice but to go out in search of folk delicacies. Yang Le, holding a box of fried cold noodles in his hand, ate it regardless of the white clouds in the distance.
But it reflected Nezha's smiling face.
Yang Le ignored it and continued to eat the snack in his hand with a dark face, muttering in his mouth.
"Looking at the white clouds in the distance, don't you think it's so mean, so untutored, so special..."
Chen Xiaoyun: "No, it's just an ordinary Baiyun."
Zhang Mengmeng has a different opinion.
"Yes! I think Yang Le is right..."
Yang Le: "Right! You feel the same way, right?"
Zhang Mengmeng: "Well, just like you!"
Yang Le: "..."
Out of reason
Zha did not argue with Yang Le, but carefully discussed with him.
Nezha: "Yang Le, you know that those mortals can't see it and still come to disgust me, but who calls you the eldest brother? The younger brother has no way to teach his children and has caused trouble to you. Hehe, you are an adult, please don't
Be as familiar as a child."
Yang Le said while eating.
"Nezha, the biggest stinking problem of your old Li family is to protect your shortcomings! I am a person who has been demoted to the earth, what use can you do to come to me? No one can protect this kid who deserves to be punished by heaven!"
But I saw a little cloud next to me showing Nile's round face.
"Dad! One person does the work and the other takes responsibility. We don't ask him!"
The world almost fell into the hands of this kid, but he didn't expect him to dare to come out. Yang Le became angry when he saw him, and directly reached out and slapped his little buttocks from the air.
"Boom~~~"
Zhang Mengmeng: "How can such a big sun cause thunder? Is it the legendary bolt from the blue?"
Nezha, who always defended his shortcomings, surprisingly did not get angry. He scolded Nezha angrily, turned around and said to Yang Le with a flattering look on his face.
"Brother Yang, don't be like your little nephew. From now on, he will be your godson. If he doesn't obey you, I will beat him to death! But as an uncle, I need you to take care of me from now on!"
Yang Le: "Hey, hey, wait a minute! Why did he become my godson? And what do you mean by your last sentence of "take care of me?"
Nezha said a little embarrassed.
"Hey, it's nothing. It's just that this kid made a prank and almost destroyed the world. The Jade Emperor has issued a decree to banish him to earth for five hundred years. He will come to the world to help you. If...if you don't want him...
.This child...this child has no way to survive...wuwuwu..."
Nezha, a famous actor in heaven, came out of nowhere and burst into tears, causing light rain to fall in the sky. The Dragon King who was on vacation in the East China Sea couldn't help but curse.
"MD, this guy Nezha can take any job! In two days, it's time for Lao Long to fucking retire!"
Naturally, Yang Le would not be fooled by him, and refused righteously. "Are you kidding me? One day is already troublesome enough, and now you have to take care of a problem child. It's impossible!"
Who knew I had runny noses and tears just now?
Nezha turned around faster than flipping through a book, stared at Yang Le fiercely and said.
"Yang Le! If you dare to hit my son just now, I will hit your woman! Let's break the rules and see who can't stand it first!"
Zhang Mengmeng and Chen Xiaoyun on the side were inexplicably swept up by a strong wind, which frightened Yang Le so much that he couldn't care less and shouted to the sky like a lunatic.
"Nezha, stop! It's not what you think! Give me Yang Le some face! Damn it! Bastard! Why don't I promise you!"
After the rain, the sky cleared, and Nezha put the two girls back on the ground with a smile on his face.
"Big brother is the big brother! I still remember the friendship from back then. I would like to thank you in advance. Please go back and clean up the room. Your godson will report in two days. By the way, I will give him my ID card."
Once it's done, he will be called Yang Nile in the world from now on. How about that? Is that sincere enough?"
Yang Le kept staring at the sky, seeming to be whispering something. The two girls were confused by the sun and light rain. Before they could react, they were swept up into the sky by a strong wind. The two girls were still frightened.
At the same time, he looked into Yang Le's eyes.
Zhang Mengmeng: "Yang Le! What happened just now? Who is Nezha? Why should I give you face?"
Chen Xiaoyun was speechless at the side.
"Mengmeng, this doesn't seem to be what we should be concerned about now, right?"
Naturally, Yang Le couldn't tell them the truth. Instead, he used the Pacific monsoon climate to trigger a typhoon on the coast, and then used the butterfly effect to cause a tornado in the Imperial Capital Square to cover up the past. This was what the world thought of as a "psychopath."
The words just fit his identity.
The two girls had never experienced anything as "wonderful" as these two days in their lives. After the courageous Zhang Mengmeng calmed down, he actively asked to go to Huanghua Array again, and even made bizarre remarks about climbing over the wall in the middle of the night, which Yang Le labeled
The title of "psychopath" was directly rejected.
The trip to the imperial capital was quite perfect. Although there was a small episode of "Nale", it fortunately did not cause a big chaos. Yang Le was about to welcome his first "son", and Yang Le also needed to go home and make some preparations.
Under the reluctant eyes of Chen Xiaoyun and Xia Tian, Yang Le and Zhang Mengmeng got on the train home.
Yang Le: "Why don't we take a plane?"
Chapter completed!