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Chapter One Hundred

Jia Cong and Mrs. Xing showed off their mother-son affection in public. Jia's mother looked very amused with a smile. She squinted her eyes and seemed to be smiling, but she didn't know what was going on in her heart.

Mrs. Wang's face was full of smiles, but there was a lot of anger in her stomach: she knew clearly that these two people were pretending, but she couldn't tell them clearly, and she was holding back her anger as much as she wanted.

The other sisters were all smiling and silent, each with their own thoughts. Jia Yingchun alone could not help but wonder: This mother by name has always been the most heartless and unrighteous, and does not recognize anything except money. How can she be so good today?

What happened like this? What on earth did she mean? Wasn't it meant to be detrimental to Cong'er?

Yingchun thought about it for a long time, but she was pure and kind in nature, how could she guess the evil thoughts in people's hearts? So she just thought about it for a long time in vain, but she still couldn't figure out what Xing Cong and Xing Cong were thinking.

At this time, the room was peaceful, and many women were surrounding Jia Cong. Now one asked him a question, and another begged him to tell another joke...

Jia Cong was very complacent at first, joking with all the unusually beautiful sisters, but after a while he felt depressed and upset: There are many beauties in front of him, and beauty is really beautiful, but with so many beauties added up, after a while this

One sentence at a time, another sentence at a time, it didn't take long to make him have a headache.

The most difficult thing to bear since ancient times is beauty, hmm!

Jia Cong managed to cope with it for a while, but he couldn't hold it anymore. He smiled and said to all the beauties: "Sisters, I suddenly remembered that I still have books to study at home, and my father will test my homework tonight. Let's say goodbye.

OK, let’s talk some other time. How about I treat you sisters to some delicious food another day?”

Listening to what he said, Lin Daiyu and Xue Baochai are okay, Jia Tanchun, Jia Xichun and a lot of beautiful maids, such as Zijuan, Ying'er, Bei Shu, Ru Hua, and the maids of Youshi, Li Wan, Qin Keqing and others are all here.

They surrounded him and refused to let him go, insisting that he tell another joke.

Jia Mu heard the fun here and asked hurriedly: "What are you doing there? Why is it so lively?"

Everyone hurriedly smiled and replied: "Old lady, Brother Cong is trying to run away, and we are punishing him to tell jokes..."

When Jia Mu heard this, she immediately became angry and hurriedly asked: "Brother Cong, you have been busy here for a while, so why are you leaving in a hurry? Let's wait until we have lunch."

Jia Cong really had a splitting headache from the noise from all the beauties, so he hurriedly replied: "Back to my ancestors, I'm going back to study. I'm afraid the master will test my homework tonight."

When Jia Mu heard this, she immediately smiled and scolded: "Stop coaxing me. I always have a headache when I pick up a book. How can he teach you about your homework? Is the sun coming out from the west or something? Stop lying.

I know you want to sneak out and be naughty again. Let me tell you, if you tell another joke today, it’s up to you. If you don’t want to, I’ll ask you to come and take care of you..."

Everyone cheered loudly after hearing this. When Jia Cong saw that Jia Mu had said this, he had no choice but to say with a sad face: "Since the ancestors want to hear it, then I will break my intestines and come up with it..."

After that, he deliberately pretended to be worried, scratching his ears and cheeks for a while, squatting on the ground and thinking hard, which made everyone laugh non-stop.

Jia Mu then smiled and said: "Look at him, doesn't he look like a monkey? It's really hard for him. He usually looks stable and serious, and he is a young man who studies. Now it can be seen that he is

It doesn’t matter if you’re really anxious, if you really can’t think of it, forget it, don’t worry about it anymore, it’s really heartbreaking to see.”

Jia Cong didn't wait for Jia Mu to finish speaking, and immediately stood up and said with a smile: "Ancestor, I really remembered a joke here. I forgot where I heard it. I don't know if my ancestor liked it.

I like listening to it.”

When Jia Mu heard this, she was overjoyed and immediately said loudly: "Okay, okay, tell me quickly and listen."

When everyone heard that there were jokes to listen to, they were all in high spirits. Even Lin Daiyu hurriedly sat upright, looking at Jia Cong with a smile and saying nothing.

Jia Cong accidentally saw Lin Daiyu's beauty, and immediately felt in a trance. He quickly turned away and did not dare to look again, fearing that he would be dumbfounded and make others laugh.

Looking around again, I saw all kinds of beauties in front of me, behind me, left and right. Although they were all different in beauty, they were all very eye-catching, making people confused and dazzled.

When he smelled the fragrance wafting from these girls and heard their delicate urging voices, Jia Cong couldn't help but feel in a trance, as if he was in a dreamland for a while.

No wonder Jia Baoyu, a bastard, only knows how to hang out with girls all day long. With these stunning beauties in front of him, even if Liu Xiahui comes, he will probably surrender.

He was lowering his head and thinking wildly when Tan Chun suddenly asked with a smile: "Brother Cong, don't you have a joke to tell? Why haven't you started yet? Do you need to make a draft first and polish it?"

Jia Cong was alerted by her voice and hurriedly raised his head and said with a smile: "No, no matter how funny the joke is, it has to be told in a certain way, otherwise it won't be funny. Third sister, don't worry, I'll tell it to my sisters right now."

listen."

After saying that, Jia Cong put on a serious look as expected, cleared his throat and said, "What I'm telling you is true. Sisters, don't laugh."

When everyone saw that he had started speaking, they stopped joking and laughing, and everyone pricked up their ears and listened carefully.

Just listen to Jia Cong say: "I sneaked out to play a few days ago, and met an old man selling tobacco at the Qianmen Building. He told many jokes. I just remembered one at this time. I might as well tell it to my ancestors.

Listening to two wives, two sisters-in-law, five sisters and a nephew and daughter-in-law..."

When everyone heard that he had announced so many people in one breath, they all looked at each other and smiled, but did not dare to speak for fear of interrupting his joke.

Just listen to Jia Cong say: "The old man saw that I was smart and well-born, and he liked me very much, so he couldn't help but tell me the truth."

Everyone suddenly started boasting when they heard Jia Cong telling a joke, and they all pursed their lips and smiled. Xue Baochai then smiled and said: "Brother Cong, you are quite right. I really don't believe there are people who don't like you."

After hearing this, Jia Cong smiled and nodded to Xue Baochai, and then continued: "When the old man told me, I realized that these tobacco sellers were not honest, and they all had tricks behind their backs."

After hearing this, everyone couldn't help but ask: "What method?"

Jia Cong replied: "They will secretly sprinkle some water into the dried tobacco, so that they can weigh it down and sell it for more money."
Chapter completed!
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