Jia Cong and Wang Xifeng, two people with natural weaknesses, actually competed against each other again. This surprised everyone.

Although all of the people sitting here are women, they are all well-versed in writing. They naturally know that studying and literacy is a time-consuming and labor-intensive matter:

After enlightenment at the age of four, five or seven, I first followed my husband to read enlightenment books such as Hundred Family Surnames, Disciples' Rules, and the Three-Character Classic.

After reading books, I began to learn to read pairs and write poems and lyrics.

Learning is a step-by-step process, and there is really no room for cheating and cheating. The two uncles and sisters-in-law, Jia Cong and Wang Xifeng, have never studied any books seriously, but they only recognize a few words at random. But now these two people actually say

What pair are you going to match? Isn’t this fantastic?

Therefore, everyone was surprised and stared at the two of them attentively, fearing that they would miss a word.

Jia Cong said they were a match, but he actually mentioned the pig ring. Now everyone was even more curious, wondering what he was up to.

Just listen to Jia Cong ask: "What kind of official did Zhu Jie hold in heaven before he was demoted to the mortal world?"

Wang Xifeng knew this even though she had never read a book. Dangjie replied: "Then Zhujie was Marshal Tianpeng when he was in Heaven. Who doesn't know this?"

Jia Cong smiled and asked Wang Xifeng: "Then what became of him after he was demoted to the mortal world?"

Wang Xifeng curled her lips and said without thinking: "Of course I turned into a pig. Even my sister Qiao knows this, so you still come to test me?"

Jia Cong smiled again and said: "Okay, of course my sister-in-law even knows this, so let's use the title of Marshal Tianpeng to make a couplet. Do you dare, sister-in-law?"

After hearing this, Wang Xifeng immediately rolled her eyes at Jia Cong and said disdainfully: "Okay, just come, who is afraid of whom?"

This was the first time for everyone to hear that someone was going to use pig rings as a theme for pairs. They were all deeply interested and became more and more fascinated.

Just listen to Jia Cong say: "Okay, sister-in-law, listen up, my first couplet is here."

Wang Xifeng was so nervous that she stared at Jia Cong without even daring to say anything, for fear that if she lost again, it would be really embarrassing.

Jia Cong laughed and said, "This is Marshal Tianpeng."

Although Wang Xifeng is very clever and smart in everything, she has never faced any opponent. This time she was forced to have no way out by Jia Cong. She secretly regretted it for fear that she would lose again. When he heard Jia Cong's decision,

He immediately felt relieved and replied without even thinking about it: "I'm a pig!"

When everyone heard the second line she said, they were stunned at first, and then they couldn't help but burst into laughter.

This time, not only the ladies and maids of the Jia family, but also the two wives Xing and Wang were swaying with laughter, without caring about their image at all.

Aunt Xue hugged Baochai and said with a smile: "Good daughter, please rub your belly quickly. It's really amazing. My belly will burst from laughter."

Mrs.

Mrs. Wang pointed at Wang Xifeng and was also speechless with laughter. Jia Mu, who was beside her, had already laughed so much that she rolled into Yuanyang's arms. She laughed until tears streamed down her face. She made Yuanyang laugh and worry at the same time, so she had to hold her with one hand.

He was holding the old lady in his arms and rubbing her back and belly with one hand. He was very busy.

Looking at the ladies and maids, they were even more confused with laughter. One had her hair messed up, and the other spilled the tea in her hand all over her body.

Everyone laughed, but Jia Cong and Wang Xifeng did not laugh: Jia Cong praised Wang Xifeng with a serious face and said: "Sister-in-law is really smart and quick. I never thought of this second line."

Wang Xifeng got the right match without thinking, and she was secretly proud of herself. But in the blink of an eye, she saw everyone laughing like crazy, and she was a little confused for a moment. She looked at everyone blankly for a moment, and then thought about it secretly for a while, and then suddenly realized.

Wang Xifeng's face turned red immediately, her eyebrows stood up, she pointed at Jia Cong and yelled, "Jia Cong, you dare to scold me, if I let you off this time, I will never live again."

After saying that, Wang Xifeng stared and rolled up her sleeves and was about to hit Jia Cong. Ping'er quickly hugged her and persuaded her in a low voice: "Grandma, why should I be angry? It's just to make everyone laugh."

Wang Xifeng was willing to comply, and insisted on settling the accounts with Jia Cong. The two were far apart, but Jia Cong was not afraid. He immediately shouted that he was wronged: "Good sister-in-law, this is not my fault, it's not that I said that my sister-in-law is a pig, it's

My sister-in-law said it herself, how can you blame me now?"

Seeing the two of them like this, everyone couldn't stop laughing. Mrs. Xing was afraid that Jia Cong would suffer a loss, so she hurriedly suppressed her laughter and said: "Girl Feng, let me be fair and honest, I really can't blame you brother Cong for this."

, you really said it yourself."

When Wang Xifeng heard this, she said angrily: "My wife is partial. If he hadn't deliberately attracted me, how could I say that about myself? If my wife doesn't teach him a lesson today, I won't obey him anymore."

After hearing this, Mrs.

When Wang Xifeng heard that she was busy, she turned to Jia Mu and said coquettishly: "Old lady, look at me, madam, you have to make the decision for me."

Jia Mu couldn't stop laughing for a long time. When Wang Xifeng said this, she smiled and said: "You deserve it. I told you what I said to you earlier, and I said you were no match for him, but you didn't listen. Now again

You are the one scolding yourself, so what is there to feel aggrieved about?"

When Wang Xifeng heard this, she deliberately sighed loudly and said, "I'm so pitiful. I obviously suffered a loss, but I have no place to complain."

After hearing this, Youshi hugged Wang Xifeng and said with a smile: "It's so pitiful that a person who is usually so smart can be like this! My darling, don't be angry, I love you so much!"

When Wang Xifeng heard what she said, she immediately laughed and spat: "You are the worst. Just now I saw you laughing the loudest, and now you are pretending! Besides, if it weren't for coming to you, I wouldn't."

As for losing money and being embarrassed, I don't care, you must treat me well and just treat me to a nice meal, so I won't offend you!"

After hearing this, Youshi hugged her and said with a smile: "What's so difficult about this? I'll just wait until I'm busy. I'll send you an invitation later. Not to mention one meal, even ten meals are nothing. If you like

I can give you anything to eat, even if it’s shark fin noodles, I will make it for you.”

When Wang Xifeng heard You making fun of herself again, she couldn't help but act coquettishly in her arms, which made everyone even more happy.

This time the laughter was extraordinary, and everyone was so happy that it took almost half a meal to finally stop laughing. For a while, the ladies cleaned up for a long time, and by the time everyone sat down again, the food in front of them was already cold.

Youshi and Qin Keqing were busy and asked people to take away the food from the table and make new ones. Everyone stopped and said: "That's it, that's all, but there's no need to bother. I wasn't too hungry to begin with, and now I'm even more so with such a smile."
Chapter completed!