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Chapter 64 Sister Feng drinks monkey urine

Jia Cong won a lot of silver thanks to his good mouth. He was overjoyed at the moment. He thanked Jia Mu and Mrs. Wang in a hurry and packed up the silver coins with a smile.

Wang Xifeng was so angry that her teeth were itching, she clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Good brother, you have been talking for so long, but you still haven't told me why you suddenly became so eloquent. You can at least tell me and ask me to learn from you...

…!”

When Jia Cong heard what she said, he leaned next to Jia Mu, rolled his eyes and said, "What should I do to tell you for nothing? I won't tell you, I won't tell you!"

Wang Xifeng smiled and said: "Good brother, just say what you say, I will never ask you to say it in vain, how about I give you a hundred taels of silver?"

After hearing this, Jia Cong couldn't help but asked happily: "Seriously, you won't lie to me?"

After hearing this, Wang Xifeng curled her lips and said, "Isn't it just one hundred taels? I can still get it. Besides, there are the old lady and the two ladies watching. How can I rely on you?"

When Jia Cong heard this, he turned around and said to Jia Mu: "Ancestor, you can make the decision for me. Don't let her default on her debts and bully others!"

After hearing this, Jia Mu smiled and said, "Okay, I'll make the decision for you. Girl Feng will never dare to rely on you again."

Jia Cong then cleared his throat and said: "Good sister-in-law, I will tell you the reason right now, but you must not say that I lied to you, this is all the truth."

Sister Feng nodded and said: "Don't be nagging, tell me quickly, you have to let me know that you dare to coax me, and I won't expose you!"

After hearing this, Jia Cong curled his lips and said, "What am I trying to coax you to do? It's rare. Just prepare the money."

Everyone was fascinated by the story Jia Cong told just now. Now they heard that Jia Cong was going to tell another story. They were all very interested and listened to Jia Cong say again:

"That day I was kicked down from mid-air, and it almost didn't scare me to death! I was very happy at the time, but not long after that, I became worried again: I am a clumsy-tongued person, and I annoy the old lady whenever I open my mouth.

Angry, what's the point of being alive? It's better to be locked away!"

At this time, everyone knew that Jia Cong was good at talking. When they heard him say that he was stupid, they couldn't help but snicker: If you were stupid, everyone in the world would be mute!

Just listen to Jia Cong say again: "I have been sad for a long time, and I don't know when I fell asleep. This time it was strange. As soon as I fell asleep, I saw a man wearing colorful clothes and looking like a monkey.

Like a monster..."

Before he could finish a sentence, everyone laughed and said, "What monster? Is it the Monkey King, the Monkey King?"

Jia Cong laughed after hearing this: "Maybe? I don't know..."

Everyone was busy urging him to tell the story faster, and Jia Cong continued: "The monkey-like Monkey King saw me crying all the time, so he asked me: What worries can you have at such a young age?

Are you still crying like this? Tell me now and let me listen!"

Everyone was even more interested when they heard that he actually mentioned Sun Wukong this time. They kept urging him: "Speak quickly, tell me quickly, what did Sun Dasheng say to you?"

Jia Cong then laughed and said: "Then Sun Dasheng heard me say that he was troubled by his stupid mouth and did not like what he said. He then smiled and said: What's the problem? I have a slippery tongue pill here. You can take it to ensure your future."

Whatever you say will sound good to you!"

Everyone laughed and asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

Jia Cong smiled and said: "Of course I took it. When Sun Dasheng saw that I had taken the pill, he told me again: Your sister-in-law in your house is the most eloquent. If she knew that I gave you such a good pill to take,

, you must pester me to ask for medicine, but I only gave you this one pill. But I still have good things for her..."

Everyone was laughing so hard at this moment that they hurriedly asked: "Then what good things did Sun Dasheng leave for the Second Mistress? Tell us quickly!"

Jia Cong said with a smile: "Then Great Sage Sun said that his urine is the best thing, integrating the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. If your sister-in-law forces me to take it, I can only give her monkey urine..."

When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter. Even Jia Mu fell down laughing, and Mrs. Wang could not hold back her laughter.

Wang Xifeng was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Shame on your mother, you brat, make fun of your sister-in-law, see if I don't rip off your ears..."

Jia Cong didn't wait for her to take action, so he hurriedly got behind Jia's mother and begged for mercy: "Ancestor, you see my sister-in-law bullied me. She obviously insisted on asking, but I told her in vain, and she wanted to beat me instead!

"

Jia Mu tried to dissuade her with a smile: "Girl Feng, I'm right, you were the one who forced me to say it, but when I said it, you got annoyed..."

Wang Xifeng was both angry and funny after hearing this: "That's all, that's all, Brother Cong, there is an old lady protecting you today, I'll spare you for once. But seeing that you can make the old lady happy, this is better than anything else."

"Qiang, even if I really drank monkey urine, I won't be wronged. I will keep my word and will send you money in a while, how about it?"

Jia Cong couldn't help but be happy after hearing this. He smiled and asked, "Sister-in-law, do you really mean what you said? Are you not going to coax me?"

Wang Xifeng spat when he heard this, and laughed and cursed: "Bah! What did I do to coax you? You think I am you, and one hundred taels of silver is like a mountain of gold and silver. Fortunately, you are still the young master of our Jia family, so blind

It’s just that shallow!”

Jia Cong smiled and replied: "Sister-in-law, money is a trivial matter. I'm just afraid that you'll get upset again because you can't think about it anymore, and you'll want to settle the score with me later."

Wang Xifeng glared at him and asked with a smile: "Why am I so sulky?"

Jia Cong grinned and said: "Sister-in-law will think about it later. I said you drank Sun Dasheng's urine for nothing and lost money. Can you not be angry?"

Everyone laughed even more when they heard this. Wang Xifeng's cheeks turned red with anger, and she cursed with a smile: "No one can stop me today. This kid is too narrow-minded. I will give him a good beating for his elder brother first!"

After saying that, he raised his foot and came over to hit Jia Cong, but Jia Cong was so small and nimble that he didn't know where he had gotten away. The uncle and sister-in-law were chasing each other in the house, and they turned around several times, but Wang Xifeng was always there.

Jia Cong could not be caught.

Jia Cong was mean-mouthed and yelled as he ran away: "Sister-in-law, stop chasing me, I think you're exhausted!"

Wang Xifeng was so angry that he chased her fiercely, cursing as he chased her: "Bah, don't pretend to be a good person. If I let you go today, you won't be named Wang again!"

Jia Cong looked back while escaping. When he saw Wang Xifeng panting from exhaustion and her cheeks becoming more and more rosy, he smiled again and said: "Sister-in-law, you still don't admit that you drank something good secretly? Look in the mirror, your face is so red.

Is it Sun Dasheng?"

After hearing this, everyone couldn't help but look at Wang Xifeng. They saw that her face was indeed red, and they didn't know whether it was because of tiredness or anger. They burst into laughter again. Mother Jia was especially happy and laughed so hard that she could hardly breathe.

He kept shouting: "God, God, where did these two living treasures come from? They can make people laugh to death..."

While talking, she hurriedly asked Yuanyang to pat her back.

Mrs. Wang was also very happy and called her daughter-in-law repeatedly: "Feng girl, stop chasing me. You can't fight this monkey!"

Wang Xifeng shouted even more fiercely: "No, I have to beat him hard today to relieve my anger!"
Chapter completed!
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