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Chapter 46: What a Miserable Woman

After three drinks and five dishes, the girls began to toast Shen Yuan one by one.

"Hey, Brother Shen, let me toast you. Hey, wow, Brother Shen is so awesome! He ate so many meat skewers and he didn't even spit out his signature! Am I dazzled? Oops! It's all your fault, Xiaofang, for trying to trick me. Wine!" Miss Ling'er was drunk and confused. She was with Xiaofang just now, and she was drunk by Xiaofang a lot.

Shen Yuan sweated profusely and hurriedly muttered to the system below: "Sticks, skewers, bamboo skewers! System! A waste of money! Do you even eat skewers with the skewers when you eat them?"

Then I thought about it, this girl really can eat it with the dice.

"You are the loser! Your whole family is the loser! You're so stingy, I'll give you the sign!"

Then Ling'er noticed that her eyes were dazzled. The mutton skewers that she hadn't seen just now were placed in front of Shen Yuan. They had even piled up into a small mountain.

"Wow wow wow! Brother Shen is so awesome! Did he really eat so much? Come on! Ling'er must respect you!"

"Same respect! Same respect!"

The girls were almost done drinking. With Ling'er taking the lead, they all gathered together to pay respect to Shen Yuan.

"Cup! Cup! Give me back the cup! You idiot! Are you a dog? Do you even eat cups? No, dogs know that cups are not for eating! That's a wine glass! It can't be made of glass! eat!"

The girls toasted, but Shen Yuan looked around for a glass, and then he realized that his own glass had also been eaten by the rice bucket, no, it was eaten by the system.

"You are the loser! You are the dog! You..."

"Okay! Our whole family is a dog, right? You are also a dog, right? Hurry up! Give me back the cup."

"Hmph! You're so stingy! You can't suffer a loss or be fooled by a broken cup! I'll give it back to you!"

So Shen Yuan, who was sweating profusely, finally got another wine glass that was the same as a dime, so he toasted and drank with the girls one by one, drinking and toasting.

The family is happy and enjoying themselves.

But by the end of the meal, everyone felt something was wrong.

"Wow! Brother Shen, you are so awesome! You can eat so much!"

"What makes him great is that he eats too much!"

"Isn't it great to eat more? My mother said that if a man eats more, it means he is in good health, and good health means he is strong. Being strong means he works more, and working more means he can make money and be able to Earning money means being able to support a family, and being able to support a family means being worthy of marrying! So Brother Shen is really awesome! He is a good man worthy of marrying!"

"...."(¬?¬)

"Ling'er's logic is really amazing, Yazi..."

"But Yazi seems to be really reasonable. Should you let Aliang eat more in the future?"

"Ling'er, tell your sister, do you miss being married and missing a man? Come on, come on, my sister will make arrangements for you and warm Shen Yuan's bed in a while!"

"Go, go, go! I hate it! Sister Xue, I see you just want to warm Brother Shen's bed! I just said you were too thin and you were so angry that you got angry!"

"Hey! You damn Ling'er, let's see if I don't punish you on the spot..."

"Hey, Sister Xue! Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss. Logically speaking, you should be drunk now, or you'll really have to make some fire-relieving tea soon!"

"Eh? Yes! Xiaofang is absolutely right! It's over! I'm drunk, Sister Linlin, I'm drunk, I can't make fire-fighting tea! Uh-ah-, I'm so miserable for a girl, I'm so drunk Unconscious."

"You didn't even leave any beer for me. It's so drinkable..."

Sun Xue fell to the side, sticking out her tongue and pretending to be dead like Erha. Shi Xiatong shook the beer barrel with a bowl bigger than her face, but nothing came out. She could only continue to shake it hard, but

Stop shaking, think for a while, think for a while, shake hard...

As for why she had to get a big bowl of beer, it was because she found that her wine glass miraculously disappeared later. But who was Shi Xiatong? Not only was she not anxious when she couldn't find it, but she just replaced it with a wine glass.

For a big bowl, continue to open it.

There was only one Su Linlin in the room who seemed to be normal. Her face was not red and her heart was not beating. She just looked at Shen Yuan and asked him as if caring for a mentally retarded person. She stretched out two fingers and waved them in front of his eyes: "Hey! Are you okay?

How much is this?"

"two!"

"Oh! I know it's two. So are you okay? Don't you ever spit out bones when you eat? Isn't it uncomfortable when the bones are in your stomach? Don't hold on if you feel uncomfortable. By the way, I also have a good stomach.

Where are the digestive tablets? I’ll get some for you.”

Su Linlin got up and went to find Shen Yuan's stomach and digestion tablets. As she got up, she muttered: "Oh my God! This person is so good at eating. He chewed all the bones and dregs without even burping!"

"Oh, Tei can eat so much in one meal. It will be very difficult to feed him in the future..."

Su Linlin disappeared into the living room with a mouth full of dirt, but Shen Yuan was about to cry, thinking that she was really being treated as a meal.

But if he really ate all these things by himself, it wouldn't matter if he admitted it now, especially since he could really eat these things.

However, once most of the food on the table, including a large barrel of wine, fell into his stomach, it was actually eaten by the system without him noticing at the end of the meal!

Even after Shen Yuan's appetite was whetted, he felt hungry and wanted to eat something to satisfy his stomach. Who knew that he didn't even take two bites but everything was gone? How could this make sense?

Nowadays, in addition to skewers, there are tinfoil, pots, bowls, cups, etc. on the table. It is simply cleaner than Su Linlin's kitchen. Not to mention a mouthful of soup, not even a chili peel is left. What is served is smooth and clean, which is gratifying!

Even things like mutton skewers and tinfoil will be swept away by this system that has no taboos! Shen Yuan just watched helplessly as the system wiped out Shi Xiatong's wine glass and all the wine. The reason was Shen Yuan

After getting his cup back, the system also asked for beer, but Shen Yuan refused to let him drink it, so he began to rely on himself to have enough food and clothing.

"System! Everything! I'm a loser! If you don't give me a reasonable explanation soon, I'm not done with you! Sooner or later I have to ask you to pay back the money and give me your underwear!" Shen Yuan gritted his teeth, but was shocked by the table just now.

After eating the delicious food, I was only half full, but now I feel even hungrier.

"Uh, hiccup..."

The system ignored him and just burped, expressing its endless contempt for the poor man who couldn't eat enough.

"Hiccup~~"

Affected by the system, Shen Yuan finally burped at this time. Just as Su Linlin came back from taking the medicine, she was overjoyed and quickly handed a glass of water and Jianweixiaoshi tablets to Shen Yuan: "That's great, that's all I'll say.

, how can I not burp after eating so much! It’s great, it’ll be fine once you burp, and your stomach won’t be full!”

"Take the medicine quickly! Besides, you haven't eaten for a long time, but you can't eat like this even if you haven't eaten for a long time. Now that we have money, if you want to eat in the future, just tell me.

I just thought about it, if I keep going forward with today's results, I can still meet the food standard of two thousand yuan a day. You don't have to bear any burden. You should eat and drink in the future, but we can't

Stop eating and drinking like this!"

Su Linlin was still teaching Shen Yuan like a big parent, but what could Shen Yuan say? Shen Yuan couldn't say anything. After all, Su Linlin was full of good intentions, and she was really afraid that he would break it.

So Shen Yuan had no choice but to take the medicine and water with a wry smile, then tilted his neck and drank the medicine and water at the same time. After a while, Shen Yuan gave Su Linlin a smile that was uglier than crying.

Under the wonderful chemical reaction between Jianweixiaoshi tablets and water, Shen Yuan sadly found that he was even hungrier!

"System! System! I really want to kill you right now! I really want to! If you were an individual, I would definitely strip you naked and hang you up in public!"

Shen Yuan felt MMP in his heart and was extremely evil to the system!

Shen Yuan smiled and said thank you to Su Linlin.

"Thank you! After taking this water and medicine, I feel much better."

"..." The system remained silent.

Su Linlin was even more overjoyed: "Okay, let's stop here today. It's already getting late, and it's time to go to bed. Shen Yuan, there happens to be an empty room next to Xiaoxue's room upstairs. From now on,

You can sleep in that room, the beds are fully equipped and the space is relatively large."

Su Linlin directly arranged Shen Yuan's future accommodation. There were seven bedrooms in this villa, and they occupied five, leaving two. One was used as a study room, and the remaining one was given to Shen Yuan.

Neither the girls nor Shen Yuan had any objections, so Shen Yuan's accommodation issue was settled. Then Su Linlin smiled and pointed at Sun Xue, who was pretending to be drunk, and then said to Shi Xiatong: "Tongtong, you are strong, take this

Xiaoxue, who was lying on the sofa, was carried to the kitchen. It was agreed just now that we all had to drink fire-reducing tea after dinner, especially Xiaoxue, otherwise her throat would be broken and she would still be broadcasting live tomorrow! In addition, Xiaoxue didn't say that she wanted to drink fire-reducing tea.

Well, then you can carry her to the kitchen and let her cook."

Upon hearing this, before Sun Xue could say anything, Shi Xiatong, who had always performed exceptionally well today, stood up and without saying a word, he jumped to the open space in the middle of the living room with a somersault.

Then he started dancing and gesticulating. First he strode, punched and punched, heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheshe's'erxue's hand-pawing and kicking as if he couldn't stand still, but no matter how hard he dug and kicked, he never fell to the ground.

, and for the first time, he muttered: "Japanese punches! Shouting fists! Big jump! Flash! Sprint! Purify! Oops! I'm so drunk! Oops! Why didn't I fall? Didn't I fall?

?Didn’t I fall? Why haven’t I fallen yet..."

Shi Xiatong has a good figure, and she took off the leather jacket she wore during the live broadcast while eating. Now she only wears a slim-fitting T-shirt and leather pants underneath. Now she looks even more choppy and hot when she gestures.

But at this moment, no one, including Shen Yuan, had the intention to appreciate it. They just looked at Shi Xiatong in confusion, wondering what kind of medicine she was selling in the gourd.

After a while, Xiaofang still asked earnestly: "Tongtong, Tongtong? Are you drunk too? Then I won't let you carry Sister Xue to make fire-relieving tea, okay?"

"Besides, what did Shitou just say? What about sprinting and flashing?" Xiaofang asked Ling'er who was beside her without knowing why.

"I know this! I know this! Tongtong is different from us! When she has nothing to do, she also likes to play an online battle game. What's it called? By the way, it's called Glory Wushuang! And she's very powerful in it.
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