Chapter 32 Let's Learn Cat Meow Together
"Is it your wife?"
Chen Chen pointed to the female shepherd dog and asked the male shepherd dog doubtfully.
"That's right!"
The male shepherd dog nodded and said.
"You are talking nonsense. We are already divorced. The moment I saw Little Wolf, I decided to divorce you. We have no relationship anymore."
The female shepherd dog stood up and said loudly: "You are just a reckless man, you don't understand anything, you are very rude, and you don't understand the style. How can you have the tenderness of the little wolf? From now on, I will be the little wolf's dog, I understand
Let me tell you, it was me who dumped you, so don’t come to me again in the future."
Oh, let me go!
What does a dog know about divorce? Is it as tender as water?
Chen Chen felt that his worldview had been overturned by them, but thinking that animals had evolved for so long and that anything was possible, this explanation could barely soothe his shocked heart.
"Pet cat, this matter has nothing to do with you. It's a grudge between me and that husky. If you don't want to die, get out of my way, otherwise, I'll beat you too." The male shepherd dog said domineeringly.
Because Chen Chen's evolution was not directly caused by the revival of spiritual energy, it couldn't see through Chen Chen's strength, so it dared to speak like this.
"Brother, you are wrong. It actually has nothing to do with Erha, who only knows how to demolish homes. I won't disturb your good things. I'll leave first." Chen Chen waved his paws, and then he really left. He never thought about it.
Help little wolf.
The little wolf suddenly became anxious, because the male shepherd dog had a higher level of evolution than it. He quickly said: "You're welcome, don't leave, help me! If you leave, I will be beaten."
It wanted to catch up, but Chen Chen slapped it away with a paw and said: "Brother, don't give me face, what I hate most in my life is this kind of male dog that seduces other people's wives, you beat it to death!"
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The male shepherd dog laughed and said: "Pet cat, you are very good. I will definitely want to be friends with you if I have the chance."
"Little cutie, you traitor!"
The little wolf screamed, but soon he could no longer scream because the male shepherd dog attacked almost instantly.
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Chen Chen returned to the villa, and the three beauties were sleeping in their own rooms. Nangong Yasi and Su Bing closed the door tightly, and only Jing'er's room door was still open.
Chen Chen walked in quietly. I have to say that the pads on his little jiojio are very useful. He walks silently and is a sharp weapon for capturing the shit-scraper. Nangong Yasi usually likes to scratch his little jiojio.
Meat pad.
Therefore, Jing'er couldn't notice his arrival.
"Hahaha……"
On the bed, Jing'er let out a series of laughter like a barbell. Chen Chen jumped on it. She was lying on her stomach playing with her mobile phone. She didn't know what she was reading, but she was so happy anyway.
In order to save the Internet-addicted girl and lead her out of the sinful abyss of the Internet, Chen Chen also wanted to see what she was playing with.
Stepping over her body, from the big white legs to the curved curve, he walked step by step to her shoulders, stretched out his furry little head, leaned next to her head, and stared at the phone screen curiously.
"Oops! Little cutie, please go away, you're blocking me!" Jing'er stretched out her hand and pushed, and Chen Chen fell off her body.
A woman's mouth is a liar.
Not long ago, I was saying that I was cute, but now I despise myself, woman, ha!
No, in order for the beautiful girl not to be deceived by the Internet, I still want to watch, and then Chen Chen will get closer.
"Let's meow like a cat, meow, meow, and act like a baby in front of you..."
There was a burst of background music that made people's skin crawl. Chen Chen saw that in the video, a girl caught a cat's two little paws, made various cute movements, and danced to the background music.
It’s so…irritating to the eyes!
Then I saw Jing'er swiping her finger upwards, and more magical background music started playing.
"Like a seaweed seaweed..."
"Hahaha... this is funny, and this, wow! The cat in it is even cuter than our little cutie!"
Jing'er was laughing while scrolling through the videos. She had no image at all. She specifically chose cat videos to watch.
Chen Chen looked at it, and his head was full of black lines. Do humans like this now? Human beings are too corrupt, and they are inferior to cats!
Also, I am not cute, I am called charming.
Then Chen Chen sat next to Jing'er and watched cat videos with her, feeling pity for the cat in the video.
They are so miserable. There are no humans or short videos in Far Heaven. Amen!
"This is also very interesting. It turns out that cats can play like this. I have gained more knowledge."
Jing'er laughed so much that she turned over from lying on her stomach to lying down.
Suddenly his eyes lit up, staring at Chen Chen, and a smile appeared.
Looking at it from Chen Chen's perspective, he suddenly felt that something was wrong with Jing'er's eyes. Chen Chen was about to leave. He couldn't stay in this room anymore because he had already imagined that his end would not be good.
"Little cutie, want to run away? Come back to me."
Jing'er immediately stretched out her hand and hugged Chen Chen in her arms.
Meow meow!
Chen Chen pretended to scratch Jing'er, but Jing'er knew that Chen Chen would never do this, so she continued to hug him and smiled slyly: "Little cutie, do you want to become an internet celebrity cat? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to go to the next level?
The peak of cat life? Now is your chance."
No, I don't want to! Let me go.
Jing'er seemed to be able to hear his thoughts and smiled: "No, what you want is, are you happy? Are you happy?"
Meowing, which of my whiskers can tell you that this cat is happy?
You bad woman, let me go!
You go find your bitch to make a video. At worst, I'll pull it back from the little bitch's belly. My sacrifice is already so great, so let me go!
Chen Chen was struggling desperately, but Jing'er held on to him. Looking at Chen Chen's white fur and big blue eyes, Jing'er liked it very much.
After jerking off Chen Chen hard, Jing'er turned on the camera, fixed it on the table, and then played the BGM.
When the music started playing, Jing'er didn't care whether Chen Chen agreed or not. She hugged him, grabbed his paws, started to pose in various poses, and started dancing. Anyway, her movements made the cat feel ashamed.
Chen Chen: "..."
He could only let her play with it, his eyes full of despair. Since this was the first time for Jing'er to make this kind of video, it took him a long time to finish it.
After finishing everything, Jing'er left Chen Chen aside, watched the playback of the video, and laughed. After she was satisfied with laughing, she pressed the send button and the video was uploaded to the Internet.
Then before it was over, she watched the replay again, but she didn't feel like she would get tired of watching it too much. She even said to Chen Chen: "Little cutie, come and watch!"
Don't look at it, shame on you!
Cats also need face.
Chen Chen turned away and was about to walk out when Jing'er hugged him back again and said with a smile: "Look, you are so cute! You will become an internet celebrity soon."
Putting the mobile phone in front of Chen Chen, in the video he was being played with by Jing'er at will, looking desperate. The expression was extremely reluctant. Paired with his white fur and his cute face, this feeling made people completely
Cute.
It’s a must-see for macho men.
The macho men will meow like cats after watching this, and meow, meow, meow, meow...
I don’t want to see it, shame! I also want to save face.
You have grown up, can’t beautiful girl Jing’er be more mature?
Even Chen Chen, who had become a cat, felt hot on his face when he saw this scene.
After struggling for a while, he jumped out of Jing'er's arms and found a corner to hide. He was worried that this beautiful girl would take all kinds of messy videos for him again.
The bastard hasn't come back yet. Chen Chen is praying silently, hoping that he won't be bitten to death by the shepherd dog.
Time passed quickly, and it was already evening in the blink of an eye. Nangong Yasi and Su Bing, two pig-like women, finally got up, probably because they were hungry.
Lazy woman.
Just when Chen Chen was about to jump over to Nangong Yasi and act like a baby, Jing'er, who was in the room on the other side, rushed out screaming.
Chapter completed!