Chapter 157 Show you a dragon to absorb water
A voice sounded outside the door, and everyone in the box looked towards the door.
The door of the box opened, and the God of Cookery was seen standing at the door with a wine bottle in his hands, his face red, narrowing his eyes and shouting with disdain: "I said, who of you are so crazy, you call yourself the God of Cookery, do you know?
I am the god of food."
He was most afraid of the sudden silence in the air. The God of Cookery had just finished speaking when his disdainful little eyes slowly opened. But of course when he saw the people in this room, he sobered up instantly, and even the voice that spoke
What started out as arrogance became like a deflated rubber ball.
There were four people in the room. Zheng Yu was standing in front of the table, holding a bottle of wine in his hand to ask for a drink. Sun Wukong sat in the middle facing the door, Erlang Shen sat on the left, Dragon King Ao Bing sat on the right, and the three of them
His skills are known as the God of War level in the heavens. It is a rare event for three Gods of War to gather at the same table, but it is such a rare event that he, the God of Cookery, meets him.
The most unfortunate thing is that he actually provoked these three people.
"Ah, hey, yes, I don't know who it is, please look for me, okay, just wait for me, I'll be back soon."
Fortunately, the God of Cookery was smarter. He held the wine bottle in one hand and his mobile phone in the other. When he found himself in this embarrassing situation, he quickly picked up the mobile phone, made a call and quickly closed the door and left.
The God of Cookery, who had narrowly escaped death, did not dare to stay. Although beer was free here, his own life was the most important. At worst, he could go back and buy some beer and drink it himself. It would be better than being beaten up by three gods of war.
The dead people in the box looked at each other, and then burst into laughter.
Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Hey, this old guy, the God of Cookery, is the most timid. He must have drunk too much today, so he dared to come over. I'll go chat with him later."
Zheng Yu said: "The Great Sage must be careful and don't scare the God of Cooking so much that he can't cook."
Sun Wukong laughed: "Don't worry, you just damaged his hand. When he grows up, he will still be able to cook."
Ao Bing suddenly laughed heartily and said: "You are so interesting and fun, hahaha, I have never thought that people in heaven can be so interesting."
The other three people smiled knowingly.
Zheng Yu suddenly took out a brand new mobile phone and placed it in front of Ao Bing.
"Lord Dragon King, this mobile phone is given to you. It can help you learn more about the news about the heaven and the human world. If you are interested, you can download a Diyin. When you are bored, you can also watch Fairy Chang'e's live broadcast.
, if you want to be an anchor, come to me and I will help you realize your dream."
Sun Wukong said: "Yes, I am also live broadcasting here, but my account has been banned for the past two days. I can continue the live broadcast the day after tomorrow. You don't know how to use a mobile phone yet, I will teach you."
With that said, Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen opened their phones for Ao Bing enthusiastically and downloaded various applications. This made Ao Bing feel like he was back home. The four of them added each other as friends on WeChat, and from now on the four of them will also
They are good friends now.
Ao Bing said drunkenly: "I, Ao Bing, haven't had many friends since I came to Heaven. From today on, you are my friends. From now on, we will treat each other with sincerity. I will do it first as a token of respect."
Ao Bing picked up the bottle and drank it in one gulp.
The four of them also started drinking mode.
It's a good thing, but drinking too much will make people forget a lot of things. No, Ao Bing drank so much that he forgot why he came here.
Outside the market, a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals stood shivering in the biting cold wind.
One of the shrimp soldiers said: "Where are you going, sir? You were arrested, right?"
The crab general said: "Nonsense, what kind of person is your lord? He is the lord of the East China Sea, how can we let these guys catch him? I guess your lord must be accepting tribute, and he will invite us in soon to eat and drink.
I heard that Erlangshen’s barbecue restaurant has a lot of delicacies, which are more delicious than those cooked by the God of Cookery.”
"Really? I want to eat everything you said."
In the box, the four people were already drunk. Ao Bing said loudly: "Come on, give me a plate of grilled shrimps. Add more spicy. I want it to be super spicy. Hahaha. Come on, come on. Brother, I'll give it to you."
You guys perform one of my unique skills, the dragon absorbs water."
I saw Ao Bing stand up, pick up the bottle, raise his head and put his mouth against the mouth of the bottle, then he shook the bottle, the beer formed a vortex in the bottle, and just before the vortex was formed
At this moment, Ao Bing opened his mouth, but because the beer was spinning, the speed of falling was very fast. Moreover, this was also the first time Ao Bing drank beer. He had no experience, so he saw the beer flowing down Ao Bing's face like a fountain.
Bing sprayed out from his nostrils and mouth, and Ao Bing was choked and coughed hard.
The three spectators were already so drunk that they could not react at all. Beers fell from the sky and fell on their faces.
However, these three people didn't pay attention. The four of them looked at each other and laughed.
"It's so fun. Oh my, I haven't been this happy for a long time. Thank you everyone. Time is running out now. My subordinates are still here..." Ao Bing suddenly remembered that he had also brought
A group of people were surprised and said: "Oh, I forgot that my men are still waiting for me outside the market. Thank you for your hospitality today. I will definitely invite some of them to my Dragon Palace if I have the opportunity. Then I will say goodbye now."
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Zheng Yu hurriedly said: "Lord Dragon King, you can pack these skewers and take them home. You can heat them up and use them as a midnight snack."
Ao Bing licked his lips and said, "That's fine, but brother Zheng, please don't call me Lord Dragon King from now on. Just call me Ao Bing. This way I will feel very friendly. We can't be too unorthodox."
Zheng Yu cupped his hands and said, "Okay, brother Ao Bing, I will definitely come to visit you and walk slowly along the way."
Seeing Zheng Yu's look, Ao Bing also held up his hands and said with a smile: "I won't give it away."
With that said, Ao Bing packed a bag with barbecue skewers and the like and left the place.
Outside the market, the team of shrimp soldiers and crab generals were already waiting with their eyes turning green.
"Why don't you come back, sir? Let's go in and see if anything happens."
"Look, the Lord is back. He is still carrying something in his hand. He must be a tribute to the emperor. This is great. From now on, we can finally gain a foothold in heaven."
Ao Bing came to the crowd and said calmly: "Let's go back to the Dragon Palace."
The shrimp soldier said hurriedly: "Sir, what you have in your hand is the tribute they gave you."
Ao Bing picked up the bag and said, "No, it's just skewers."
“Grilled skewers?”
The shrimp soldiers and crab generals were all shocked. Could it be that they had missed buying skewers after going in for so long? No wonder they had to queue for such a long time.
Crab General said: "Sir, how do we solve the problem of them grilling our aquarium?"
Ao Bing said: "By the way, who reported this incident? After I returned, I was severely punished. They were indiscriminate and talked nonsense without clarifying the facts. I almost wronged my friends."
"friends?"
The shrimp soldiers and crab generals were shocked again. When did their master have friends? Hasn't he been alone for thousands of years without two companions? This time he went to a barbecue restaurant, why has he changed? Could it be that this barbecue restaurant
The store has such mysterious power, so it seems they are going to give it a try.
Ao Bing smiled and said: "Come on, let's go back and tidy up and wait to welcome my friends."
Ao Bing left, and Zheng Yu stood up and started to clean up.
"Zhenjun, Zhenjun, wake up quickly, you won't be knocked down by such a small amount of alcohol, will you?"
Erlangshen raised his head and looked at Zheng Yu with sleepy eyes, and said weakly: "Zheng Yu, I seem to feel like I'm going to faint."
After saying that, Erlang Shen lay directly on the table.
"What? You're fainted. If you go ahead, you may have run out of mana, right? Then it's over. Oops."
Zheng Yu quickly put down the things in his hands and ran out. As expected, all the clones of Erlang Shen disappeared as his mana was exhausted. Several clones were carrying plates when they disappeared, and the things on the plates were scattered.
On the ground, there were several people cooking vegetables, and the vegetables were all burnt in the pot. Now Zheng Yu felt numb in the car. He hurriedly poured out the burnt things in the pot, and while it was on fire, he hurriedly
When he went to turn over the barbecue food, Zheng Yu was so busy that his heels turned forward.
The customers on the side were still urging. None of them knew what happened or why Erlangshen's clone suddenly disappeared, but they couldn't care less. They just wanted their own food.
Zheng Yu hurriedly cleaned up, but there were too many customers, and he really couldn't handle it by himself. If he had known this, he should have hired dozens of people first, so as not to have Erlang Shen split up dozens of people.
Come out.
However, just when Zheng Yu was about to collapse, his saviors finally arrived.
Fairy Baihua led everyone to come here and quickly helped Zheng Yu clean up the mess. Fairy Chang'e also came to help barbecue skewers. Fairy Yaoji and Li Xiaoling also came here to help. For a while, the barbecue restaurant finally returned to normal order.
Chapter completed!