Chapter 78 Prelude to the sworn sworn
Seeing this scene, Zheng Yu suddenly felt that Sun Wukong had recognized the wrong person. Didn't he say that Tang Xuanzang was not a womanizer? What was going on?
"Master~Master~".
Sun Wukong ran over in a hurry.
"Shh~~ What's the matter with you monkey? I won't tell you anymore. Don't call me Master in public. This will make me look very old and how can I attract girls?"
Damn~
Is this really Xuanzang of the Tang Dynasty? Isn't it the flower picker pretending to be one?
Sun Wukong laughed loudly: "Master, you are still the same. Come on, master, smoke."
With that said, Sun Wukong took out a box of cigarettes and handed them to Tang Xuanzang.
Click~
Sun Wukong lit the cigarette for Tang Xuanzang skillfully, and Tang Xuanzang took a puff of it with great enjoyment.
"Hiss~~huh~~ Not bad, pretty good. This smoke is quite good. How much more do you have?"
Just when Sun Wukong was about to take out his cigarette, a waiter came over seriously.
"Hello, smoking is prohibited here. Violators will be fined fifty."
Tang Xuanzang glanced at this person with disdain, then took out a one-hundred-dollar bill and handed it to him.
"I'll take another sip of the rest."
After that, Tang Xuanzang directly put the cigarette in his mouth and smoked most of the cigarette with all his strength. This reminded Zheng Yu of Uncle Yue Yue Xueqian's classic smoking action. This was simply perfect.
The waiter looked at Tang Xuanzang with astonishment as he completed this consecutive action. He was completely confused. He thought he had met a rich man, but he didn't expect that he was a prankster.
Tang Xuanzang put the cigarette under his feet and stamped it out, then put it on the waiter's tray. He then smiled at the waiter and said, "Thank you."
Ouch, holy shit, is this really Tang Xuanzang? He is a complete hooligan.
Sun Wukong hurriedly pulled Zheng Yu over.
"Master, this is my brother, Zheng Yu. He helped me go to Huaguo Mountain and picked fruits from the mountain. It reminded me of my mother's feelings again."
As he said this, Sun Wukong almost started crying again.
Tang Xuanzang sighed, went up to wipe the tears from the corners of Sun Wukong's eyes and said calmly: "Don't think so much, let little brother Zheng Yu go to Huaguo Mountain to find a stone, and you can find the feeling of mother."
Phew~~
Zheng Yu was so shocked that his eyes almost fell out of his head. This Tang Xuanzang was so damn damaged.
"Ah hahaha, Master, you are still so funny and laugh out loud, I will obey you."
I don’t know if Sun Wukong is simple-minded or if Tang Xuanzang has secretly hollowed out Sun Wukong’s monkey brain. It’s amazing that this brain can survive to this day.
The three of them chatted for a while. Tang Xuanzang saw a scantily clad fairy walking into the dance floor. His eyes were shining and he twisted his body and walked in.
"Hey, brother Zheng Yu, don't worry, my master has this kind of character."
Next, other people also arrived one after another.
"The Queen Mother has arrived~~"
A sudden loud voice made everyone present fall silent, and the men and women who were going crazy on the dance floor also fell silent along with the music.
Whoa~ The spotlight of the audience instantly focused on the entrance, and the one who controlled the spotlight was naturally the Jade Emperor. He also tried his best for his wife.
I saw a noble and elegant woman who was beautiful, intelligent and virtuous. She walked elegantly into the venue wearing a blue dress and crystal high heels. The appearance of the Queen Mother immediately became the focus of the audience. After the Queen Mother appeared,
After that, all the other ladies, this lady and that lady, all looked dim and dull.
Everyone's attention instantly focused on the necklace worn by the Queen Mother. This is a Christie diamond necklace. The entire necklace is inlaid with 32 diamonds, with a total weight of 96.34 carats. The diamonds in this necklace have ultra-high transparency.
and quality, so wearing this necklace undoubtedly made the Queen Mother instantly become the kindest focus in the room.
The heart-shaped bag inlaid with diamonds held by the Queen Mother instantly attracted the attention of many little fairies. This is a valuable bag called One Thousand and One Nights.
It was Zheng Yu who deliberately got rid of Li Ya's relationship to get this good baby.
"Wow, the Queen Mother's necklace and that bag, my God, they are so beautiful."
"Yes, that bag must not be cheap, ah~~ I can't do it anymore, I really want that bag now, what should I do?"
"Let your family Haohao buy it for you."
"Tch~ With his virtues, do you think he looks like a rich man?"
Several people looked at a man wearing a Taoist uniform and drinking alcohol, and then they laughed.
The Queen Mother walked directly into the VIP room under the spotlight.
With the entry of the Queen Mother, the sworn ceremony finally officially began.
"Dear guests, relatives and friends, welcome to this sacred hall." A magnetic voice resounded throughout the venue. "Today, with the blessings of our good friends, we come here with great excitement to attend the ceremony of Sun Wukong and...
For Zheng Yu’s sworn sworn ceremony, let’s invite the two of them to the stage.”
As a burst of exciting music sounded, Sun Wukong took Zheng Yu and flew directly to the DJ booth.
The moment the two came on stage, their images were enlarged hundreds of times by 3D projection and presented in front of everyone. Sun Wukong smiled playfully and clasped his fists and saluted in all directions, while Zheng Yu was very happy.
Gentlemen bowed in all directions to say hello, and their movements and stillness formed a sharp contrast.
Below, Tang Xuanzang is sitting leisurely on a chair. Next to him is Zhu Bajie, and behind him is Sha Wujing.
Sha Wujing smiled and said: "Master, look at how handsome the senior brother is."
Zhu Bajie snorted and said, "You can pull me down. Even if you flatter this monkey every day, he will still be a monkey no matter what he wears."
"I'll fight~" Tang Xuanzang directly struck Zhu Bajie with his hand and grabbed Zhu Bajie's fat buttocks: "Don't insult your senior brother, you idiot."
Zhu Bajie was in a bad state after being caught like this. He wanted to scream but didn't dare. If he screamed at this time, Sun Wukong would definitely wedge him to death with a stick.
Sha Wujing said hurriedly: "Master, the second senior brother's face is turning green, please let go."
Then, Tang Xuanzang finally let go of his hand.
"Hmph, if you dare to be bold again, I'll catch them both together next time."
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie quickly covered his chest with both hands.
"I asked you guys, can you please calm down a little? We are all watching a show."
A fat man holding a big gourd on the side was very dissatisfied with the three of them.
Zhu Bajie said angrily: "Han Zhongli, why do you talk so much nonsense? If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I won't sell you spicy strips anymore."
When Han Zhongli heard this, tears burst out of his eyes, and suddenly a long sword was directly placed on Zhu Bajie's neck.
The man holding the sword said: "Tianpeng, if you dare to bully my brother again, believe it or not, I, Lu Dongbin, will chop you up and feed it to the Roaring Sky Dog."
"Hey, brother Dongbin, why are you so serious? I just said casually, come on, let me share these packs of spicy strips with you."
With that said, the Eight Immortals split the big bag of spicy strips into pieces in an instant.
"You guys, please be quiet, otherwise I will kill you. I am covering this situation."
The appearance of Lei Gong made several people calm down instantly. Lei Gong is a veteran god with strong magic power and can patrol the heaven on the spot. He is quite powerful.
On the DJ stage, Sun Wukong was speaking happily.
"Thank you all for participating. Thank you very much, I, Sun, am here. Thank you very much. Please eat and drink well, hahaha. I would like to ask my brother to say a few words."
Sun Wukong's words were very simple, but very true, and received a round of applause from everyone.
"Everyone, I am Zheng Yu, a boy from the human world. I had the honor to meet the Great Sage by chance. One day, I had the honor to speak to the Great Sage for the first time with excitement. To be honest, at that time I
I was so happy and excited. I couldn't believe that I could actually talk to my idol. To be honest, I really thought it was a dream at that time. Fortunately, it was all true. What happened later
As I got to know him better, I learned that the Great Sage was actually a man of temperament. He also missed his hometown and his relatives, so I went to his hometown on behalf of the Great Sage and took videos and photos. Please take a look."
As he spoke, Zheng Yu pointed to the sky, where a video of Huaguo Mountain was playing. Zheng Yu took the time to go to Huaguo Mountain two days ago, and there was a longer video recorded, and there were others.
Entering the Water Curtain Cave, I saw the stone chair made by Sun Wukong and the flag of the Monkey King.
Everyone was born and looked at the scene in the sky. To be honest, this was the first time in thousands of years that the immortals had seen the real scene in the human world. They all burst into tears with gratitude. Sun Wukong was even more moved like a grandson.
After the video was played, Zheng Yu smiled and took out a flag from the ring, the flag of the Monkey King in the official video (Zheng Yu bought it for three hundred oceans).
Seeing that flag, Sun Wukong couldn't bear the excitement in his heart, hugged Zheng Yu and started crying.
Chapter completed!