Chapter 92 The Buddha's Private Kitchen
Zheng Yu finally took care of Taishang Laojun. If he angered Taishang Laojun, he would be in trouble. If he didn't redeem his merits or add taxes or something, he would be doomed.
Wouldn't that mean he buried himself with his own hands?
Back at the market, it was already time to get off work, and all the shops in the market were also closed, because it was about to be the time to get excited. The Damitian bar created by the Jade Emperor was closed during the day, but people would continue to get high at night.
, but I don’t know what the event tonight will be.
Zheng Yu is looking forward to it. How many couples will the Jade Emperor plan to break up tonight?
As soon as it got dark, people were already heading towards the Damitian Bar. A lot of people gathered at the door. Some people were waiting for their companions at the door, while others were posing handsomely at the door, as if to attract others.
At this moment, with the roar of engines, several supercars stopped in front of the door.
Everyone looked around, and all the fairies were envious, because they really wanted such a supercar. It would not only be cool but also attract the attention of the fairies. It was also a symbol of status, and the fairies were showing off their faces.
He looked at me like a nymphomaniac, wanting to see who this person was and whether he could sit inside.
After seeing these five cars, everyone had already guessed most of them. They must be the Tianzun combination that had just been named the Five Young Masters of Tianting Xiaoyao.
I saw the door of the Ferrari opened upwards, and a slender white leg stepped out from the driver's seat. Zheng Yu took a closer look, and his eyes were immediately attracted by the slender white legs. A man in a black miniskirt stepped out from the driver's seat.
The little fairy with fluttering hair, holding a white Chanel bag in her hand, wore heavy makeup and smiled very charmingly.
This smile can be said to be a charming smile. Many fairies were captured by this man in an instant. Zheng Yu also looked at the beauty with good eyes. However, the fairies looked at this man with hatred on their faces, and all of them were filled with hatred.
I was very angry, why were they not the main driver?
The beauty in the miniskirt walked to the passenger seat and opened the door, only to see Yuanshi Tianzun walking out from the passenger seat. Today, Yuanshi Tianzun was wearing a white Armani suit, a white suit hat, and white crocodile leather shoes with shiny tiles on his right wrist.
He was wearing a big gold watch. In order to highlight his big gold watch, Yuanshi Tianzun also deliberately rolled up the sleeve of his right hand.
Zheng Yu was completely stunned. Did he open it in the wrong way? Yuanshi Tianzun was obviously the head of the Three Pure Ones and a god respected by thousands of people. How could he suddenly expand and find a little girl?
Then I saw the beautiful woman took out a 'cigar' and handed it to Yuanshi Tianzun, saying it was a cigar. This was obviously a big smoke cannon rolled by Tianzun himself with native tobacco leaves. After Tianzun lit it, he started smoking leisurely and contentedly.
The way he looks, the way he looks, the way he looks, the way he looks, the way he looks, the way he looks, the way he looks, he looks exactly like my wise brother.
Not far away, the same drama was played out next to several supercars. Each of these old gods gave up their mature and prudent ideas, and all wrapped up Xiaomi. Tianzun waved to them.
, heading towards the 'bar' door.
Zheng Yu suddenly felt that he was not well. These elders had changed too much. Could all this be because of him? If he hadn't opened up the connection between the heaven and the human world, these highly respected gods would
I'm afraid it won't expand to this extent.
Zheng Yu sighed and walked towards the door ahead.
There was another roar of the engine, and I saw a white Audi sports car parked at the door behind me. Everyone looked around and saw that the car did not turn off, but opened the hood. Zhang Daoling among them saw Zhang Daoling looking at it with excitement.
All around, the music of the cars was turned up to the maximum, and the accelerator was stepped on to create a rhythmic roar.
Many fairies and fairies were attracted by the sound, and several little fairies came over happily and chatted happily with Zhang Daoling.
Zheng Yu looked at it, smiled and said: "It's true that we are enemies on a narrow road. This dishonest guy, let's see where you go."
With that said, Zheng Yu walked directly towards Zhang Daoling. At this time, Zhang Daoling was laughing. But when he saw Zheng Yu coming, Zhang Daoling was suddenly stunned. Then he drove his car directly.
Heading towards the sky.
This operation made the fairies who struck up a conversation all look confused.
Zheng Yu shouted angrily at the sky: "I tell you Zhang, you can run away but the monk can't run away from the temple. We meet in the mountains and rivers. Wait until I find you."
"This benefactor, I wonder which monk or temple offended you?"
Hearing this, Zheng Yu turned around and saw a man looking at him with a smile. Zheng Yu suddenly found that this man looked familiar.
Damn~
This is Tathagata Buddha, but today he has changed his clothes. He is wearing a suit and tie. He almost didn't recognize him. Zheng Yu didn't expect that they were so destined. They met again today. The man next to him also looked familiar. Zheng Yu
Taking another closer look, who is this person if he is not Master Guanyin? It’s just that Master Guanyin today has also changed her attire. She looks like a strong woman in the workplace, and her temperament is extraordinary. If anyone in the world has a temperament comparable to that of heaven and earth, it is simply not Guanyin.
The master is none other than the master.
"Oh, aren't these the Buddha and the great master? We are really destined, hahaha."
Zheng Yu wanted to greet Zheng Yu warmly, but he didn't know whether he should shake hands or clasp his hands. He was a little at a loss for a moment. Tathagata Buddha smiled and shook hands with Zheng Yu, breaking the awkward situation. Guanyin on the side
The master smiled slightly.
Tathagata Buddha smiled and said: "Who was Xiao Zheng angry with just now?"
"Oh, it's Tianshi Zhang from Tianshi Mansion. It's not like he owed me something and didn't give it to me. He just ran away when he saw me."
Master Guanyin said: "The most taboo thing for Taoists is not to repay their debts. I give you this. You can use it to ask for it from him. He will not dare not to repay it."
Saying that, Master Guanyin gave Zheng Yu a piece of bamboo leaf. Could it be the bamboo leaf in Master Guanyin's mutton-fat jade vase? This is a huge treasure. Zheng Yu took the bamboo leaf with both hands as if he had found a treasure.
"Wow, Master, I'm really flattered that you gave me this."
Tathagata Buddha said: "Hey~ Hahaha~ Xiao Zheng, this thing is not given to you for free."
Zheng Yu knew that there was no such thing as a free lunch. Well, it seemed that he was going to come up with something again, but he didn't know if these two were interested in cars or something.
Zheng Yu smiled hurriedly and said: "Buddha, what you are saying is that if you have any questions, you can just come to me directly. There is no need to go to such trouble."
"Hahaha" Tathagata Buddha said with a smile: "Let me just say, Xiao Zheng is a very good kid. He is down-to-earth, willing to work, and very motivated. He is a good talent."
Huh? Zheng Yu heard these words so familiar. He seemed to remember that when he was at work, whenever the manager had something difficult to do by himself, he would say such a sentence to compliment himself. It's over. It seems that this matter is not going to happen.
Small.
"Buddha, you are ridiculous, hahaha, I am just a little person. If you have anything to do, Buddha, just give me your instructions."
"Well, okay, let's talk in the private room."
"OK."
With that said, the three of them entered the box of the 'bar'.
Let’s talk about Zhang Daoling again. This guy has been wandering around the area. After he passed by the door several times and found that Zheng Yu was no longer around, he stopped the car with peace of mind.
Several little fairies came over on their own initiative, and surrounded by them, Zhang Daoling walked into the 'bar' boldly.
At this time, there are already many people in the bar. These people have been here on the first day. They can enter and exit at any time with their ticket stubs. However, those who do not have tickets must buy new tickets to enter. The number of people today is higher than yesterday.
A lot more.
Several fairy men were sitting together and chatting about the beautiful fairy nearby and how to flirt with her later.
"Hey, Mr. Tian, I heard that you broke up yesterday?"
By chance, a person walked towards me, and that person was the fairy man from the couple who won the championship yesterday. As expected, they broke up after leaving yesterday. True love is worthless in the face of temptation.
Mr. Tian said: "Breaking up haha, it doesn't exist. Brother, I have never been in love. The last time was just for fun. My goal is to kill ninety-nine times."
"Why ninety-nine cuts?"
"There are no more than a hundred good men."
"Oh~ It makes sense, hahahaha."
Zheng Yu and others were in the box, and Tathagata Buddha was discussing cooperation issues with Zheng Yu.
Zheng Yu said: "Buddha, you are right. There are several very good vegetarian shops in the human world. People are used to eating big fish and meat, and they always need to change their tastes. Even a simple dish of tofu mixed with green onions can sell for a sky-high price, let alone
Now that you are in heaven, I suggest you stay in private."
"Private room?" Tathagata Buddha looked at Master Guanyin beside him in confusion, and then asked: "What is a private room?"
"Private room, it's..." Zheng Yu was also a little confused. He didn't know what private room was: "You can understand it this way, you made this dish yourself, but there is no one else in the world except you.
People can make it, and you can apply for a patent. You invented this dish, and no one can make it except you."
"Patent? What is a patent?" Tathagata Buddha became more and more confused as he listened.
Zheng Yudao: "That is to say, only you can make this dish. If anyone makes it, it will infringe on your rights. You should sue him and ask him to stop making and selling this dish. If he dares to make it, he will sue the Jade Emperor."
His home was ransacked."
"Oh, hahaha, that's okay. No one dares to cook my dishes. When you say this, I understand. I really have a lot of specialty dishes. In the past ten thousand years, in addition to giving lectures, I have also often studied vegetarian dishes.
I just happened to bring a few dishes today, please try them and give them a review."
As he said that, Tathagata Buddha actually took out a food box. The food box had two layers on top and bottom, and there were really two dishes.
Seeing this, Zheng Yu smiled awkwardly: "Buddha, you should prepare your own dry food when you go out."
Tathagata Buddha laughed loudly: "Come on, have a try, this is the first dish, rock sugar tofu."
Chapter completed!