Volume 7 Chapter 5 Crucian Carp Theory
Zhang Xiaoqiang sat in front of the computer, and a comfortable sleep all night made him feel a little relaxed and a little lazy. Looking at the successful first version in front of him, perhaps because he had no direct and exciting goals like the first version of development, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt lazy.
So, after staring at that version for a long time, suddenly there was a QQ image sign flashing in the lower right corner of the computer, with a charming avatar on the icon. Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the icon while he was lazy. From the tempting avatar, the person coming was obviously a woman; and from her name "Ruojiruli", the person coming was not a dignified and strict woman, but must be a passionate and unrestrained woman.
Zhang Xiaoqiang hesitated for a moment and clicked the "Accept" button. Ruojiruoli entered his friend list, and the message box read "The other party has become your friend, please chat with her immediately."
"If you have nothing to do, you will be either a traitor or a thief." Therefore, Zhang Xiaoqiang ignored it. He was always cautious about this situation, always thinking that others would set up a trap and wait for him to get in. Especially for the frivolous, charming, and unrestrained woman's avatar or online name, he could not believe it. So he looked at his business APP, QQ at a glance, and waited for the other party to send a message to see what plane the other party was going to do.
"Hello, I'm Ruoli." The other party finally sent a message after a while. Therefore, Zhang Xiaoqiang thought that the other party was not only asking him for himself, but also chatting with countless people at the same time. Seeing this nonsense word Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but smile. What's the difference between this and not introducing himself?
"Oh," Zhang Xiaoqiang said, and also sent a nonsense message, "I am a giant!"
"Giant" is Zhang Xiaoqiang's QQ nickname. This nickname has been with him for less than ten years and has never changed. As the saying goes, make up for whatever is missing. It is precisely because he is short that Zhang Xiaoqiang calls himself a giant to make up for the huge gap between reality and dreams.
"Your answer is very interesting." said the other party.
"You are also very interesting to chat with you." Zhang Xiaoqiang said. Just as he was chatting, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the other party's information and opened the other party's album and space, and found that the other party's information was normal, and it was normal. There were many life photos in the album, which looked quite normal. It was neither tempting nor annoying advertisements. Moreover, the other party was indeed a young beauty. If she was really a woman, there were several album doors locked and needed to be knocked open with a password. This made people very anxious and gave people the desire to open it.
"Ha," said the other party, "Don't keep people from thousands of miles away! They are just waiting for others, and they are bored for a while, just add someone... I don't know why, but I found a lot of people, and I think your avatar is reliable, so I added you."
Hearing this ridiculous but sincere reason, Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously looked at his avatar. This avatar was a book shining under the moonlight. At first glance, it was easy to remind people of the story of "fireflies reflecting the snow" and easily remind people of the word "diligence". At the same time, a man who can read quietly in the moonlight must be a gentle and elegant man, which should be different from those who are like white wolf who chase sour and smelly. Those people were full of dirty words as soon as they came up, which was simply disgusting.
If you give this kind of online name, even if a man with this kind of image is sour and smelly, he will definitely not reveal any traces of it, and it will even make people feel comfortable. Of course, some women on the Internet like to tease such men. This kind of teasing is like eating and waiting to die. It is called fishing and making people live long. The old man who sits by the stream without any trouble can pass the boring time.
This kind of teasing is safe and harmless, and can pass the time and feel happy and comfortable, so why not do it? Of course, if you accidentally "fish" a big fish and become a friend or a little lover, it will be even more profitable. "But I am not a big fish, I am just a little fish." Before the conversation was over, Zhang Xiaoqiang thought to himself sadly.
"Oh," Zhang Xiaoqiang replied, "Jiangzi, I thought another annoying girl who sells Tieguanyin in Anxi, Fujian."
Don’t think that giants won’t act spoiled. Zhang Xiaoqiang can also point new words on the Internet, such as some pretentious and mean people insist on abbreviating “this way” to the word “sauce”. It is said that people on the Internet will understand this word after seeing this word and regard each other as old friends who have known each other for many years.
Sure enough, the woman of unknown age on the other party was deceived. "Hahaha... I thought you were an uncle who could only study hard, but I didn't expect you were also a little brat!" on the other party smiled.
What are you saying? This is! Zhang Xiaoqiang could feel her smile, but he was displeased with her words. He didn’t see that my online name was “giant”, so why did he call me the damn “little brat”!
"Girl, how old are you?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked.
"Seventeen." The other party replied.
"Then you still call me a little brat," Zhang Xiaoqiang said angrily, "Didn't you see my age from my message? I'm already thirty-seven!... Hurry up and ask uncle to apologize."
"Uncle." said the other party.
"Oh." Zhang Xiaoqiang replied, feeling very satisfied. There are countless people on the Internet, who are very well-behaved and likeable. Under their infection, it makes people feel that the whole world is free of intrigue and is as beautiful as ever. Their innocence also makes the whole world pure and innocent. Anyway, no matter whether the other party is sincere or not, Zhang Xiaoqiang's feeling is like this at this moment. Some people are willing to call uncle, which is sweeter than eating a piece of honey.
"Will you call you old?" the other party smiled, and must be smiling mischievously, "Actually, I'm not seventeen, I'm twenty-seven."
"You think I'm stupid!" Zhang Xiaoqiang said, "I've read your information and albums long ago. Judging from your appearance, I don't say twenty-seven, but it's almost thirty-seven."
"You...you are so bad!" said the other party.
Seeing this sentence, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt complicated. From this sentence, the other party either intentionally acted coquettishly or was really simple and cute. Zhang Xiaoqiang was not sure about this. He could only imagine the other party's image, sometimes feeling nauseous and sometimes feeling relieved and cherished.
"Get the password," Zhang Xiaoqiang said directly, "What's the secret? Do you have to set up a good photo album with an unpleasant password?"
"Haha," said the other party, "You have seen this too?"
"I have good eyes," said Zhang Xiaoqiang. "The second child of the Calabashian is not much better than me... So, please get the password quickly. You must know that if there are photos but are locked and not seen, this is a moral issue."
"Haha..." the other party smiled, "As you say, if I don't send a password, I will not have morality?"
"Yes," Zhang Xiaoqiang emphasized, "I send it to the album but lock the password and don't let people see it, which leads to people's mental disorder. This is not just a matter of morality or not, it's simply a crime."
"What crime? Do you need to be sentenced? Hahaha... are you already confused?" the other party said, "No, I just add a password."
"So, get the password quickly, before I can hit the wall."
"No, at least not yet!" said the other party, "That's my last secret... Okay, I'm here, I'm going to be busy, see you later."
As he finished speaking, the other party's QQ avatar changed from bright to dark, and it was unreasonably destroyed. Sitting at the table, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the conversation in QQ and carefully reviewed it, and suddenly felt confused.
Afterwards, Zhang Xiaoqiang had something to do and had nothing to do, so he chatted with the man "Liu Liuli". There was no way to say who was active or passive, so he naturally opened QQ to chat. Since he developed the APP in Business, his QQ has rarely sounded. He seemed to have forgotten the existence of QQ and lived a life of isolation from the world. But now he seems to have picked up QQ again, and it will be unforgettable to pick it up again.
After a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang still didn't know whether the other party was a man or a woman. Although he could probably tell from the lines that the other party was a woman, who really knew? In intentional or unintentional chat, neither party asked the other party to do anything, nor put any emotional pressure on the other party. It was as if the two of them had not met before and would not know each other afterwards. It was as if they met by chance. They thought they would talk about something when they wanted to. If they didn't want to talk, they lowered their heads and kept a certain distance between each other.
This kind of relationship is not so hot, and it is not a friend. It is as if I went to KFC alone and then sat at the table to eat silently. Suddenly, a hand-holding meal plate could not be found, and the person who found an empty space opposite you, then stepped forward and asked politely: "Can I sit like this?"
"Okay, you can sit down."
The relationship between the two is so simple, thicker than boiled water and lighter than soda water.
When the two were dining, they might be too awkward to be silent all the way, so they talked intentionally or unintentionally about the fact that the crispy chicken skin was crisper and the chicken was tenderer. This conversation had no purpose, just to eliminate the embarrassment. As they were talking, everyone finished the junk food in front of them. After looking at each other and smiling, they suddenly found that the atmosphere was quite pleasant.
So, both sides inexplicably hoped that the next time they ordered at KFC, they would meet the opportunity to have only one table left, on which was the sunny and smiling person.
Coincidentally, when we went to order food the second time, the man came again. He was still the same table, and there was still a space left, and the same person was the same. Over time, although we met like water and were chatting without any worries, we gradually felt that it was a thickness. We felt that each other was destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be des
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"Me?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for a moment, thought carefully, and said, "This question is difficult to answer, because people often give irresponsible self-evaluations."
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"Confident people often evaluate themselves too high, and people with inferiority often evaluate very low... But the problem is that people with high self-evaluation may not be high, nor are they low; and people with low self-evaluation are the same... Moreover, a person's mentality is not constant, and he will be confident at this time, maybe he will be inferior at that moment; or, a person with self-confidence is at this time, and a person with inferiority in nature may also be on the verge of self-confidence... Therefore, if there is no standard to be based on, how can he give a reasonable self-evaluation?"
"What about you? Are you a confident person at a moment of inferiority or self-confidence? Or is a moment of self-confidence or self-confidence?"
"It seems you understand. You are simply a little Einstein... To be honest, when I expressed my meaning, I was already confused."
“Hahaha…”
"I'll say that, I'm a person with inferiority, but at the moment I'm on the verge of self-confidence, and I may give a vain self-evaluation based on this awkward turmoil."
"Tell me... just say it, let me judge whether you are empty or not."
"I still can't evaluate it," Zhang Xiaoqiang retreated after thinking for a while, "because I thought about it and looked at myself hard, I found myself so ordinary that I could not see any change as if a drop of clear water dripped into a cup of clear water... I want to be as handsome as Huang Xiaoming, who has never touched a knife, of course it is easy to make a positive self-evaluation; even if it is ugly as Wu Dalang, who is only worthy of selling cuckold cakes, there are countless words to describe... So, I can't describe myself."
"I understand, you are like four or five crucian carp of the same weight that I bought from the aquatic products market that day. Once you put it in the basin, you can no longer tell which one is."
"Your metaphor..."
“Hahaha…”
"However, this metaphor appropriately expresses my thoughts at the moment... Since crucian carp are the same and have common characteristics, you can know what kind of person I am through crucian carp."
"Then, your swimming level must be good! Hahaha..." "Ruojiruoli" opposite the network cable said with a smile.
"I barely admit this," Zhang Xiaoqiang said, "What about you? What kind of woman is?"
"I'm a crucian carp too," the other party replied.
"Even if you are a crucian carp, you are a crucian carp with a nice face and a good figure," said Zhang Xiaoqiang. "I haven't seen your life photos of the space album, so don't coax me... I've traveled through bridges in many places, seen clouds many times, and drank many kinds of wine. But I have only seen a woman like you in QQ space album. I should be glad for myself... You have elegant temperament and clear eyebrows. Not all bridges can have women like you."
"Uh...this sounds familiar?"
"Yes."
"This is a bit exaggerated. Although my heartbeats and ears are hot, I can't bear it... You have a feeling that we are not like a cup of clear water at first, but are tilting dangerously towards one end of the balance where the weights are piled with ambiguous..."
Chapter completed!