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Chapter 16 Chapter 167 [A look at my brother is someone who came here](2/2)

You have to sing this kind of children's song in front of the whole internet.

Just kill me!

What a stupid system, the AI ​​was trained at a college for the mentally retarded, right?

How else to select a music library that is so anti-human?

Shen Jingbing looked at the songs in the music library and felt secretly resentful.

Today is another day of social death!

Although he was extremely resistant in his heart, Shen Jingbing had no choice but to accept the reality due to the generous rewards provided by the system.

After all, it's only 40,000 yuan. You can get this amount for one live broadcast. I don't know how many anchors can even imagine it.

Thinking of this, Shen Jingbing calmed down, checked the information about the Maid Mansion on the Internet, then opened the live broadcast account and started the live broadcast:

[The Maid Mansion invites a group of girls to accompany them and sing three children's songs in public (absolutely social!!!)]

After launching the live broadcast, Shen Jingbing took his guitar and got into a taxi.

The moment the live broadcast was turned on, countless netizens entered the live broadcast:

"Nima, the Abstract Emperor is finally on air!"

"Who said our human race doesn't have a great emperor?"

"I waited from morning until night, and finally I waited for you!"

"Get ready quickly, I will feel uncomfortable if I don't watch your live broadcast for a day."

"Abstract Mulberry, the cherry blossoms in my hometown are blooming again!"

"Emma, ​​the anchor's live broadcast room is getting more and more lively!"

"Just looking at the barrage, let me take a look at today's title -"

After a moment of silence, the live broadcast room exploded:

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"I'm going to the maid mansion today!! Awesome!!!"

"I just said that if you follow the anchor, there will be beautiful girls watching!"

“Pay attention to the title, it’s not about one or two companions, it’s about a group!!”

"Let's just say, is this maid mansion that my eldest brother went to serious?"

"It must be serious. If not, who will?"

"Wait...so is it serious or not?"

"Don't worry about it. I just want to know why the host went to the maid mansion to sing children's songs?"

"Who doesn't know now that our eldest brother focuses on contrast!<-biubiu-(`ω∩)"

"Nima, singing children's songs in front of a group of strangers? Just thinking about it makes me crawl into the cracks in the ground!"

“I once doubted the host’s mental state!”

"What the anchor focuses on is not contrast, but thick skin!!"

"Brother, I advise you to be kind. Yesterday's live broadcast made my stomach hurt from laughing!"

"I just want to know what kind of children's song is being sung? Can I order "Two Tigers"?"

"Singing "Two Tigers" seriously in front of a group of young ladies?"

"Fuck! I'm laughing so hard!!"

"..."

The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked!

The previous two tasks performed by Shen Jingbing were outrageous enough, but compared to today's task, in terms of abstraction, they were beyond comparison.

They couldn't help but think deeply about what kind of creative state Shen Jingbing was in to be able to come up with such outrageous and cruel work.

After getting into the taxi, Shen Jingbing said to the driver:

"Master, go to the maid mansion in space 37°2."

The driver had a bald head, wore a pair of sunglasses, and looked calm and collected.

After hearing the location, the driver showed a smile that all men understand and said:

"Brother, you are a sweetheart!"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly and said:

"Master, you misunderstood."

"I just went to sing."

The driver looked like someone who had come before, nodded and said:

"I understand, I understand! Brother, you don't need to explain!"

"But there is one thing, brother, you must pay attention to it."

"Be sure to exercise moderation! Don't think that you should overdo it when you are young and in good health. Otherwise, you will regret it when you get older."

"Brother, I've been through this before. You must listen to my advice!"

Shen Jingbing couldn't help but twitch his lips, why is this driver's brother getting more and more outrageous?

In desperation, he had no choice but to remind the driver:

"Master, I am a store tour anchor, and I am currently broadcasting live!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the driver fell silent.

Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room started barrage:

"Hahahaha! I'm laughing so hard!"

"A classic scene!"

"Every word of Brother Driver is a classic quote!"

"When you look at me, I know you are here."

"Well, the thirty-eight-year-old Qilin Arm came out to speak from his own experience. Brothers, you really need to pay attention to moderation."

"There is a saying from the ancients: 'Twenty-eight beauties have a body that looks like a crispy body, and they hold a sword at their waists to kill fools. Although no heads are seen, they secretly teach you that your bones are withered!'"

“I don’t know why, but I suddenly felt like I was seeing a pornographic bar!??”

"..."
Chapter completed!
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