Chapter 1 How much does this shit cost?

Author: YTT Taotao

Chapter 1 How much does this shit cost?

In the Daqian Dynasty, Xiangping City, Helan Town Tower below Pingzhou County, there is a black mist in the shape of two people, an old man and a small man, floating in the sky.

The two floating people could see the people going in and out of the tower, but the people below couldn't see them.

The younger one urged: "Nai, you can't hesitate any longer. Really, my whole body hurts right now, and I feel like I'm about to be burned by the sun."

The old one was so anxious that he just couldn't decide: "It's really no good, I can't make up my mind. Just say that God accepted us by mistake. What's the matter with holding us up in front of this ancient city tower? Look at those people again The toes are exposed, the front teeth are laid off, and the rickets look like they have been working all year round, indicating that those who are about to die are so poor that they urinate blood."

The grandfather and grandson wanted to hug each other and cry, but there was no point in crying.

And if there is a real chance to live, who would want to die?

Who would have thought that they, such modern people, would turn into two masses of black mist after a short sleep, and then they would hang out in front of the city tower, poor people who would soon die waiting to be taken over.

The matter is so ridiculous that the old lady doesn't know how to explain it. In short, they can judge the age and longevity of the person below through the black mist on the person's body. If they get too close, they will be sucked in by the person who just died.

"Mistress, look at those two people! They look like they are grandparents and grandsons. At least the genders are right. You don't need to be my grandfather and I don't need to be your grandson. The seniority is also right."

The old lady followed the direction of her granddaughter's finger and looked carefully. Emma, ​​the fog on those two people was darker than her own. Only one tooth was shining. She was afraid that they were about to die.

After wandering for a few days, the old lady finally understood that life was not easy for the people of the Qian Dynasty.

I heard the sighs of the people passing by. It has been a poor year for two consecutive years. The sun has been scorching like fire and there has been no rain for three months. The rainstorm has been continuous for four months.

It doesn't rain when it's supposed to rain, and it rains blindly when it's not supposed to. The common people are farmers who depend on the weather for their livelihood. This evil weather has caused the harvest to be reduced by half. How can there be any wealthy people who are dying to let them take over?

But the old lady looked at her granddaughter beside her and thought: She is alone. The granddaughter she worked so hard to raise will soon be an intern and become a resident doctor in modern times. Good times are coming soon, but she didn't expect...

Therefore, it was okay to let her half-buried person travel into the body of any poor person, but she was not willing to let her granddaughter go.

The old lady took a deep breath. She could no longer think about whether she was willing to accept it or not. She had to face the reality first.

The reality is that the granddaughter did not lie, she herself was in terrible pain. The sun no longer felt warm on her body, but instead it was like burning oil on a wound, causing burning pain. I am afraid that if she continues to hesitate like this, the two of them will continue to live for those poor people. The chances are gone.

Heartbroken, the old lady began to take a closer look. Not to mention, the little girl who would die soon looked a bit like her granddaughter when she was a child.

In addition, the grandson and grandson seem to be fairly well-dressed, with few patches. They only have eight patches on their bodies combined. Compared to the people I saw before, their home conditions are pretty good.

The old lady gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, let's go up and have a look."

The grandfather and grandson followed the two poor people from a distance, but they saw that the two people collapsed in front of the thatched house in Erdaohe Village.

At the same time, the world was spinning. The old lady who originally wanted to confirm what she was like shouted anxiously: "I want to see again, I want to see again", but she was enveloped by an irresistible suction force and stuffed into her body. into the bodies of those ancient ancestors and grandsons.

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"mother!"

From a distance, Yu Qiniang saw her mother-in-law and niece both falling at the door of their house. When she dropped the hoe, she almost slipped into the ditch and rolled over in a hurry.

Yu Qiniang knelt on the ground, pinched her mother-in-law's middle with one hand, and called her niece on the other side with a cry: "Tian Xin'er, Tian Xin'er, don't scare aunt, what's going on with you and your grandma?"

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Fortunately, it was time for the village to get off work at this time.

To prevent waterlogging, the village is organizing families to contribute labor to the dam.

No, when many villagers saw this scene in front of Lao Xu's house, they hurriedly dropped their hoes and poles and helped call the village's barefoot doctor.

But some experienced women here were already slapping their thighs, and they were secretly complaining, because when they used their hands to check Old Mrs. Xu's breath, she saw that she was not breathing anymore.

As for the old lady's granddaughter Xu Tianxin, she had no reaction at all.

Just when everyone was talking about whether it was poisoning or something, and they suddenly collapsed, the barefoot doctor from the village finally arrived and gave Mrs. Xu's daughter-in-law Yu Qiniang and the others the answer.

"Enough support."

Villagers: "..."

This cause of death somewhat opened everyone's eyes by stabbing them with a knife in the buttocks. It made it difficult for them to empathize with him. For some reason, their sympathy was reduced a little bit.

But the villagers also know in their hearts that they should not underestimate the importance of having enough to eat. In the past two years, we have not had enough food, and it is only during the Chinese New Year that we are sixty-seven times full. Suddenly, Mrs. Xu and her granddaughter ran to show off from nowhere.

Is it okay to just eat a meal and hold on for a long time if I’m hungry?

There is not much oil or water in my stomach all year round, and it is difficult to excrete what I ate in the past.

This is the truth. There are many people in the village who have abnormal defecation and defecation. With such a hat, they can't spit out from the top and can't spit out from the bottom...

Sure enough, the doctor also analyzed it like this: "Ms. Qin, please pick some for your mother-in-law and niece. You ladies should also go into the house and help me. I'll go back quickly to get the emetic medicine and boil it. If I keep holding back like this, I can't do anything.

Well, you have to prepare for the funeral!"

Hearing that it was all over, even the mother-in-law, who usually had a hard time getting along with Mrs. Xu, took the initiative to help Mrs. Xu: "vomit quickly, don't be reluctant to eat that little food, even if it's big fish or meat."

Spit it out."

After teasing for a long time, the old lady still didn't respond, but Xu Xiangyi came to life first in Xu Tianxin's body.

It's not easy to travel through time, and it's even harder to bring someone back to life for someone who should have died. Xu Xiangyi started to vomit.

And he vomited until his face turned pale, and he knew that his situation was very embarrassing.

At this time, Xu Xiangyi was wrapped naked in a quilt, and her back was oiled. Two women were raising their middle fingers and were eager to take it out.

But she didn't bother to say no, because her breasts didn't seem to have successfully traveled through time yet.

If grandma hadn't succeeded in traveling through time, and she was the only one left in this terrible ancient time, then she might as well have died.

Xu Xiangyi was anxious and wanted to instruct everyone to help her grandmother in the right way.

I was so weak that I couldn't hold my body up with my elbows. The sound I made with all my strength was like a mosquito's hum, completely submerged in the chatter of "I'm alive, I'm finally alive."

When Xu Xiangyi finally crawled to her grandmother's side, she saw Yu Qiniang, whose face was full of tears, stuffing a meatball that looked like Mai Lisu into her grandmother's mouth.

What are you feeding...

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"vomit!"

The villagers and doctors who helped had already left.

It has been an hour and a half since the grandfather and grandson woke up, but the dependent mother is still vomiting heavily.

The reason comes from that pill.

Xu Xiangyi didn’t know how to persuade her to breastfeed, because the ingredients in the pills were:

"You actually fed me shit. I almost woke up at that time, and you fed me shit..."

Mrs. Xu's face turned pale from vomiting, and her lips were trembling as she spoke.

She is an old lady from modern times.

We modern people can eat chaffy vegetables, but we have never eaten feces. I heard that if you are fed a large piece of that stuff, your stomach will turn upside down immediately.

Yu Qiniang knelt down in front of the kang with a bang. She was a little afraid to look at her mother-in-law, but she was afraid that she could not explain clearly. Then her mother-in-law punished her for not having enough food to eat. Once her mother-in-law said something, her husband and brother-in-law came back from working in the city.

It's a big deal if I can't spare her.

Xu Xiangyi came over to help her, but Yu Qiniang refused her niece's kindness and couldn't afford it, so she knelt down and cried:

"Mom, you may not believe me when I tell you, but my mother's family was actually very prosperous. My grandfather's grandfather once had a very good life. She worked as a dungger in the Imperial City."

so what.

Yu Qiniang looked out the window with tears in her eyes first, and then lowered her voice and said: "So it's Long Yiwan, mother. Long, mother, you know what I mean... It would be treason to say more. It's the person at the top."

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Mrs. Xu closed her eyes for a moment, still holding the big shit balls. She thought a miracle would happen.

As for Yu Qiniang, she was afraid that her mother-in-law still didn't believe that her parents' family could have such a good thing, so she continued to explain in detail: "This is true, because it seems to be very expensive. My father specifically told me before he died that this

"Long Yiwan, if my life goes well, I can put it in the box and look at it when I have nothing to do, as a thing to miss him. But if I come to the end of my life, this will be my last expense."

Mrs. Xu thought to herself: Thank you so much, my dear daughter-in-law, why don't you just pay for it?

"vomit!"

"Mom, you're already well. Don't vomit if you can. I heard the recipe of this pill from my father, but it contains hawthorn and honey. It's good stuff."

While Mrs. Yu patted her mother-in-law on the back, she also looked at her eldest niece who had been extremely well-behaved since she woke up.

Although my niece is a girl, she has nothing to do with Wen Jing.

But now Xu Tianxin seems to be a different person.

The niece couldn't help but pick her to deal with. Could it be that a thirteen-year-old girl was overthinking it?

"Tian Xin'er, this is the only one. You are an elder at this age, so it's really hard to handle it. My aunt just fed it to you. I definitely don't want to give it to you. I'll give you this little box, Zhan Zhan Long.

You're angry, don't pick on your aunt."
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