Chapter 11 Come and see, there is an old man hooking up with an old lady
Everyone in the live broadcast room: "...!!!"
Sure enough, you have to watch Xianggua to watch the live broadcast, which has its own traffic and is full of gossip.
Families in the live broadcast room were still calling for friends, and in the blink of an eye, the number of people soared to 1,800, "Come and see, there is an old man here seducing an old lady!"
Xu Tianxin hurriedly ran closer to show his face and shouted: "Milk."
After calling him, he looked at the old man next door, but he didn't say hello as before according to his memory.
But when the old man saw Xu Tianxin, his dark face was filled with smiles.
He scratched the wall and laughed twice, revealing half of his teeth, which were resting and standing at attention. The resting teeth were yellow and the standing teeth were black. Then he walked back down the ladder, hands behind his back, while talking.
I don’t know who I was telling it to: “I mean, the child is at home.”
The other party turned around and disappeared, but Mrs. Xu became even more angry.
"Come back here!"
This toad chases frogs and is so ugly and playful that old lady Xu wants to fly into the courtyard immediately, grab the shameless neck collar and drag it to the dam, so that the old thing can be seen in front of everyone.
Let’s talk nicely and ask, how is the child at home?
What a deception, she is doing a live broadcast.
"Hey? Grandma!" Xu Tianxin quickly hugged her body with bulging breasts.
Grandma is short and has long hair. When she was climbing the wall, she got caught by her hair and almost rolled and fell into the courtyard.
"Nai, calm down quickly. If you ask him again at this time, he will only say that he has no other meaning."
Mrs. Xu was panting and was helped down by her granddaughter. She just stood firm and suddenly looked at Xu Tianxin's bangs with wide eyes.
Xu Tianxin hid back in embarrassment, covering her curly bangs with one hand, while quietly pointing to the sky. There were some words that were inconvenient to say, for fear that people in the live broadcast room would hear them and be struck by lightning, which would set her whole body on fire.
But my grandma must be able to understand that she got a new perm from the God of Wealth.
Mrs. Xu lifted up her granddaughter's bangs. She was so tanned that she already had a rough hair, so she gave our kids a teddy haircut.
Let’s not talk about whether the youngster from a poor family can find a partner in the future. Even a young man who looks like her granddaughter but is somewhat outstanding will not be willing to develop any kind of love-hate relationship with her granddaughter.
After checking that there was no burn on her forehead, Mrs. Xu breathed a sigh of relief, and then she began to clapped her hands and swore: "Family members, grandma is really a serious person. If you don't believe me, just listen to me."
Let's go back to the front yard to chat.
The old lady has a clear mind and knows that there are some things that she would rather talk to the family members in the live broadcast room than talk to others casually. Anyway, there is no place for her to spread them in modern times.
I don’t want to make it clear in the live broadcast room, people are wondering what kind of grandma is this.
In particular, there were so many ambiguities in what Lao Cuixian said, as if she was pretending to be serious in front of the child and had been flirting with him on weekdays.
Mrs. Xu rolled up her half-dried hair and showed it to everyone. No matter how excited she was, she did not forget to promise her family, and said bluntly:
"You are already a grandfather, but you are still shameless. Such a man should be nailed to death in the coffin to be honest.
He has a daughter-in-law, and his daughter-in-law is my maternal cousin who has not yet graduated from the fifth service. We live next to each other in the east and west courtyards.
Although over the years, my cousin and I have become like enemies over trivial matters.
Including building this shabby thatched house, she insisted that my roof was deliberately raised to ruin her family's luck, and her family even complained about my house when she drank cold water and stuffed her teeth. We both made half-red faces because of these bullshit things.
Whenever I met him in the village, I would pretend not to know him.
When the commotion was at its worst, she took the chickens away and covered the house to prevent them from crowing, which delayed things for several mornings.
But if we continue to quarrel and quarrel, does it mean that we have not broken off the relationship? From the perspective of cousins, are we also serious brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law with that dead old man?
As a result, you saw him chatting and flirting.
I was picking up the cucumbers from his garden with a stick, and he came out of nowhere and startled me.
So I regretted my family members. When I encountered this kind of black blind man who didn't distinguish between relatives and heads of houses, I scolded him. I should have scratched him from the moment he showed his head, right? We can also say in retrospect, I don't know.
It was a typo."
After saying this in one breath, Mrs. Xu took a break. She had to quickly prove her innocence.
As for why I have to look at the cucumbers from my cousin’s house next door.
Mrs. Xu thought it was because when she just woke up yesterday, Hao Yinhua's hands were covered in her vomit, so it was really cost-effective to save her.
Searching through her memory, she found that there really was no big deal between the two old sisters. She was just thinking that since she was replaced by Mrs. Xu, she would improve their relationship. Don't mention whether they are sisters or not, isn't there such a thing?
Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.
So if she really wants to use the copper plate to accept the cucumber, she should think about it first, so that she can not only improve the relationship but also repay yesterday's favor.
Including yesterday, she would accept money from anyone who helped her. When the time came, she said she would only give copper coins to these families if she helped others collect cucumbers. From other families in the village, she would not give them money if she wanted to, so it was okay to exchange things for things.
But I didn't expect that such an episode would happen just by looking at it.
While showing off the ancient old lady's hairstyle, Mrs. Xu continued to tell everyone: "To be honest with my family, I was confused at first because for decades, that damn old man has always struck me as an honest man.
He never said anything like that to me. Even the people in the village commented that he is an honest leader. Just think of this kind of wilting person."
This time it seems that he couldn't get a bottle of wine for eight years, and he only exposed himself after drinking so much cat urine in one go.
Mrs. Xu had a sixth sense that she was definitely not being sentimental.
The whole process is like this.
Although she turned her head at that moment and was startled by the unexpected figure, she still said hello first. Why is her brother-in-law at home?
This damn old man owns an oxcart, and earns money by pulling his legs on weekdays. Her silly cousin, who has size 40 shoes and is tall and strong, works hard in the fields. She suddenly said that the man was not in good health and bought an oxcart.
Unexpectedly, after saying hello, the old man got drunk and replied that someone hired him to pull pigs, and when he came back from pulling pigs, he asked her to pick whatever she wanted in the garden.
Seeing that she really didn't want to go, he called her girl and asked her to wait for a while. Then he leaned against the wall and said, "I make no less than a pig butcher this year."
In fact, until this moment, she was still wondering how she could drink some dog piss and still shake the house. Then the old man said: "I am staying at home by myself. You said that I have nothing to say to your sister every day.
, not like you who always talks and laughs." Then he said, "Your sister is so stinky, and it's not like you..." She immediately turned her back.
If she doesn't fall out and her granddaughter doesn't show up, she has to say she's not as slippery as you.
Bah, it’s disgusting. The more I think about it, the angrier it becomes.
At this time, half of the people in the live broadcast room were hahahaha, laughing to death that someone at such an old age would do such a fancy thing.
Half of them were analyzing for Grandma Xianggua, "Grandma, you can't imitate your cousin. Can she believe that the honest person you pretend to be is so good? People in the village might think you are talking nonsense. When a woman encounters this
This kind of thing, especially if you don't have a wife, grandma, you will always suffer."
But no.
This is where Mrs. Xu feels aggrieved. It would be great if she were an old man.
You said that there was no grandfather who brought his granddaughter to death, otherwise she would have had to travel through time and become an old man. But at that time, it was really because she was considering not having her granddaughter change gender that she was restricted.
If my granddaughter turns into a boy, it will not be a matter of having too many cows and not knowing whether to look for a girl or a man when looking for a partner. What if she is caught doing corvee or drafted away in the army in ten years or so?
.When the granddaughter’s uncles are older and they don’t want anyone in that age group, what should I do if she is no longer alive and can be taken away by the granddaughter?
While Mrs. Xu snatched the mallet from her granddaughter and washed the sacks for her cheap sons, she cursed bitterly: "There is someone else out there, let's see how we catch him. The day I caught him, it was midnight.
I live broadcast. How can a son-in-law who comes to the house deserve to be a fool? Well, I forgot to mention, he is a door-to-door, otherwise he would not have a bullock cart."
This is also the reason why the Xu family often refers to the West Courtyard as the old Hao family. The children in that hospital take their mother's surname.
Mrs. Xu’s cousin has long since turned into a skeletal mass and is very blind. After his son was cured of smallpox, he married Yu Jiaguan to buy a house and land for his daughter Hao Yinhua. He also took care of his son-in-law’s face and deliberately did not buy a house in Haojia Village.
These. I am afraid that after he is gone, my son-in-law will often be pointed out by others in Haojia Village. If the time goes by and he is depressed, he will get angry with his daughter.
Chapter completed!