Chapter 22 A bunch of old fritters

Village entrance.

The relatives of the handsome man had long been chased, scolded and driven out of Erdaohe Village. They even let him go and said harsh words before they disappeared.

The general meaning is that we, the people of Erdaohe Village, are looking forward to you shouting "Wait for me".

Don’t worry, I will be waiting for you at the crossing no matter the wind or rain. Come back when you are able.

But now, everyone is standing in line to be punished after causing trouble.

Xu Tianxin never forgot that he was still live broadcasting, and the camera was focused on the upright Liu Laozhu of Erdaohe Village.

Liu Laozhu was walking past each villager with his hands behind his back and lecturing:

"Hey, you guys are serious. When I yelled to stop, it was like a dog farting, and no one listened to me."

A young man explained: "Master Li Zheng, we really didn't hear you."

"Hmph, I didn't hear you. How can I hear it so clearly? I'm from Wangjiagou Village. If you call me Wangjiagou Village and spread the word, do you want to enmity with the people of that village?"

"Then we can't let them step on our shoulders and shit on our heads. More than 20 people came into the village. Isn't that a provocation? I think what you said is quite right, but I think the villagers are treating us as dead if they don't stick together."

, this bullying has reached the doorstep.”

"No, why did Li Zheng look like a dwarf when he met Wang Jiagou? He did it several times. What happened to Wang Li Zheng?"

Liu Li was walking quickly to the front of his wife's team and suddenly said angrily: "I am shorter than you are taller. You can eat leaves even if you are hungry. You can soar through the sky."

The reason why I didn't scold these women first was to save face, but they all had the nerve to answer the question!

But the woman who was talking back, one of the three women whose maiden name was Da Hongzi, seemed not to notice as Li Zheng continued to mutter: "It's better to eat leaves than to be half-short and only eat tree roots."

Standing next to her was Li Zheng's wife, Pepper, who bumped Da Hongzi with her elbow and said, "Just listen to my man's instructions. Besides, the tree roots have been eaten. I see you are still eating the leaves."

Liu Lizheng: "..."

I don’t know who to train anymore.

Just now, his wife and son were all involved. If you don't punish anyone, you can only raise your hand high and lower it lightly.

So he looked at his wife with a helpless face and said, "How can you still take the lead?"

"I'll give that person a slap in the face."

How many more pestles do you want to fight?

Then he looked at the next one: "Why is there a rice spoon out here?"

This time I was training Hao Yinhua.

Hao Yinhua heard from her old daughter that her cousin was having sex with someone. She was cooking ginger soup for her grandson in the house, and when she got anxious, she came out with a rice spoon.

Hao Yinhua looked at the rice spoon in her hand and said to the women around her: "Don't mention it, I almost peeled off the pepper with just one spoon."

"We are also messing around. Let me tell you, it was really interesting when they were beaten away. At that time, the big red guy took off his shoe and hit someone, and when it was over, he just fell into the arms of the girl opposite. The girl was afraid of us

A few of them caught up with her and started swishing away with their big red shoes. If she dropped her shoes, we wouldn't chase her. But if she took our shoes, how could we spare her? This guy let the moths catch up.

, give her a good scratching."

Following these words, the whole team burst into laughter.

"Who did you learn from? If you push down that bitch, you'll catch her."

The moth showed off its grasping hand to the old sisters: "It's just scratching with the eagle's claws. Look, there are still shreds of meat in the cover of my fingers."

This time, even the young wives in the back row couldn't help laughing.

Liu Lizheng: "..." This really doesn't treat him as a dish, and doesn't care about anything he says.

Liu Lizheng shouted:

"Everyone has the nerve to laugh.

On weekdays, it doesn’t matter how many people work, but how many people fight!

Look at just now, the women in Wangjiagou are not worth a few cents for you, and the men you caught are being pinned to the ground and pinched and twisted. You have quickly caught up with the female bandit on the mountain.

Look at that head again, she is a grandmother, her head is as old as a cock's comb, even the house bird dare not fly up for fear of pricking her feet, and she still has a beautiful face!"

"Then why shouldn't we be beautiful? You ordered us to fill in big rocks every day. We are so tired that we can't wash our faces for several days. We almost have barbs on our faces, and we are still short of a few rooster combs?"

Pepper was also being scolded so shamelessly, "Okay, a few words of training are enough. There is so much work to be done. If people from other villages come later, we will just stop beating them."

"Why don't we fight? Then we can't fight at all. It's a bandit's den? There's nothing we can't sit down and talk about. How could this happen if Meizhuang went to look for me at home?"

If I were looking for you, I would have looked for you a long time ago. I still don't understand this: "Are you going to eat?" If you weren't hungry, we would stand here and continue to train you.

Liu Lizheng choked.

In the end, I could only keep a blank expression on my face and point my fingers one by one: "I am doing it for your own good. All my hard work has been taken away by you bitches to make sausages!"

No one appreciates his kindness.

Xu Tianxin's camera quickly focused on the back of Mr. Li Zheng as he left angrily, hiding among the people who had not caused trouble, snickering like an asthmatic goose.

The smile made Mai Miao beside her feel a little frightened, and reminded:

"Tian Xin'er, you think it's okay for them to hit people when they're older. They're not afraid of being ruined no matter how bad they act. Why do you do it too? Aren't you afraid..." He came closer and said mysteriously, "You're welcome."

Did it leave a bad impression on my mind?"

Xu Tianxin's smile suddenly stopped: "..."

She had a young age, and she liked Liu Jingdong, the youngest son of Liu Lizheng's family. According to her memory, she suspected that she was just being sentimental. In her memory, she felt that he also secretly liked her, but when she was older, her grandmother came to hint that their family

Got engaged.

Family members in the live broadcast room: Who is brother Jing?

As soon as this person was mentioned here, someone mentioned him again when he entered the hospital.

The tables full of ladies were from other villages, and they ran away before the training team was organized. She had to follow Meizhuang to carry the man back, and get some rice along the way.

When she saw Mrs. Xu coming back, she gossiped: "What's the name of the youngest son in your family? Jingjing. He seems to be a bit of a tiger. Emma, ​​when that handsome man carried him and threw him like a sack, I felt like my bones were shaking."

It hurts. I don’t know if that handsome man was frightened or it hurt so much that he peed.”

"That kid is more stunned than my third child. He can't stop his life and has to study for several years."

This made the family members in the live broadcast room busy talking about it. They all flooded the screen with: "Xianggua, your granddaughter seems to like that idiot."

Xu Tianxin pretended not to see everyone scrolling and helped her grandma bring the rice into the house.

Outside, Mrs. Xu was asking the whole table: "How are the hip shafts?"

"It's okay. I've fallen into ditches several times while walking at night. I'd get up and throw away the ashes and then swish away. You can't be so squeamish. This cupping will be fine."

"Then hurry up and go inside for cupping. You'll stay at my house for dinner today. I happen to want to make something good."

The whole table was lying on the kang waiting for cupping:

"What are you doing? We are not outsiders, we can deal with you. If you did it on purpose, then I have to get up and walk. It is not easy for us to earn more rice.

Hehe, but I really can't leave right now.

Hey? Sister, I guess Meizhuang can't just give us the little rice. She just hasn't poured out the rice yet. When she gets home, she will be busy gagging her man's mouth and tying his hands, then wet his pants and wait in the woodshed.

After that, she hurriedly said she wanted to ride a donkey to the town.

Although we agreed in advance that we would only give rice, what if she had to force it on her, right? There are not many ladies who can work as hard as our sisters. She is lucky... Ouch, please be gentle."

Everyone on the table turned around and looked at the jar on their waist: "Sister, you don't have a cupping jar at home. Isn't this a garlic jar?"

It is also called a garlic mortar. In modern times, you can grow meat by just opening a hole.

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