Chapter 238 Look, there is a fool who has been fooled(1/2)
Huo Yunqian looked at the boy with small eyes in front of him: "I haven't licked it."
Xiaoya, combing her braids with two hairs pointing upwards, tilted her head and continued with her big eyes and a milky voice: "But iron is sweet here, don't you really want to try it?"
This little girl is quite good-looking, and she must be the same girl who made Shian pluck out the snowman's eyes and make him cry.
"No, you two five or six-year-old kids still want to fool adults."
Huo Yunqian handed Bongbingzi to the person behind him.
He touched Xiaoya's braid very kindly and raised his eyebrow slightly: Only a fool would taste it.
"Ai?!"
Huo Yunqian didn't expect that the fool was right next to him.
Still the one he raised.
Huo Yunqian turned to look at Jiubao.
Iron conducts heat. If you stick your tongue out, it will be hot. You should know by thinking about it with the back of your head that it will be stuck to the iron.
Xu Tianxin was also a little startled because Jiubao suddenly licked Bongbingzi.
Naohai and Xiaoya immediately clapped their hands happily and laughed:
"Hahaha, it's stuck..."
"Come and take a look, someone's tongue is stuck on iron." Another fool was fooled.
If someone asks Naohao, what is fun here?
The naughty boy will definitely say: Foreigners here are the most fun.
At this time, Jiubao's tongue was stuck to the iron, and he was holding the glacier in his arms as if he was dancing with someone in his arms. He was also drooling uncontrollably, and was spinning helplessly in circles on the ice.
When Jiubao looked at Huo Yunqian, his expression seemed to be asking for help, and he was still a little in pain. Even he seemed to be unable to help but wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh, and he made a sound of "ahhhh" in his mouth.
So Xu Tianxin couldn't hold it back, stood aside and burst out laughing.
Jiubao's "childhood" is finally complete.
Especially when the background music in the live broadcast room changed to: "What is happiness? Happiness is when you... Happiness is, like, similar to that..." Xu Tianxin even wanted to be polite and couldn't help laughing.
Family members in the live broadcast room also said:
We have been sitting in rows waiting, waiting for the moment of tearing apart.
Xu Tianxin wiped away tears from laughter and said, "You know what iron is, right? We licked iron together. That's how old iron comes."
At the same time, he quickly grabbed the naughty boy who was about to take off his pants: "What are you doing?"
Thanks for catching it quickly.
Naohai was telling Jiubao to squat down. He turned around and told Xu Tianxin with a smile: "Sister, I pee on him. My pee is hot, and his tongue can come off with just a squirt. It works, you believe me."
Xu Tianxin held the naughty boy by the collar and asked him to stand further away. I believe your urine is yellow, and I will know by looking at your breasts that you are in trouble again. If I don't beat you back, I'll be done with it. Go get the hot water bottle.
Xu Tianxin hurriedly said to Jiubao: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you should cool down the heat yourself first, and let Mr. Ge and Mr. Su do it for you..."
Xu Tianxin didn't dare to say anything, so he asked Huo Yunqian to help him vent his anger.
"I've already waved for someone to bring me a water bag. You can pour it down with warm water. If you persist, it will... hahaha."
As Xu Tianxin was talking, he suddenly remembered something and started laughing.
Family members, do you think it would be more exciting if you told Jiubao that the glacier stick he licked had another use and his expression was broadcast live?
Bingbingzi is used for toilets. Our outdoor toilets are also called cat buildings.
Think about it, at tens of degrees below zero, the excrement will be frozen into small icebergs outside, so it's impossible to spread it evenly when it's put up, right?
As time goes by, the high places will bulge out, and they will not appear in other places.
What to do is to use it to flatten it. It can also be said to be flattened.
Iron is so precious here that it is impossible to prepare just one for fishing.
In fact, those who have this at home are considered to be in good condition in the village.
So she didn't know whose family she got this glacier. It must have been used for something...
But here, Jiubao didn't have the patience to wait for warm water.
Several shacks for heating water were indeed set up along the riverside to keep people watching the fun and winter fishing.
I heard that there is still mutton soup today, but it is on the other side of the river, near the shop.
Jiubao breathed a sigh of relief to himself for a while, then suddenly gave a little force and said, "Hey, oh, hoo, the goose got its tongue!"
Xu Tianxin endured the pain of conscience and immediately moved closer to live broadcast with wide eyes.
She knew that military commanders were impatient, so she quickly spread the meat shreds on the glacier.
The family members in the live broadcast room were even worse. The whole screen was filled with hahaha. I felt relieved the moment I saw the tear. They also asked Xu Tianxin to cook a bowl of Malatang for Jiubao. If you want to watch the sequel to Malatang, hot pot is also available.
hot pot.
"Let me see, are you okay?" Xu Tianxin wanted to see Jiubao's tongue.
Huo Yunqian took a step forward and stood between Xu Tianxin and Jiubao.
He frowned and thought: You are a big girl, what do you want to see others do with their tongues?
Xu Tianxin didn't give up and stuck his head out from Huo Yunqian's left arm and asked Jiubao: "Then you say a few words and I'll listen."
Huo Yunqian had an intuition that Xu Dabao just wanted to watch the fun. He stretched out his index finger and used his fingers to push Xu Tianxin to stand upright:
"Lead the way, let's go fishing." Hahahaha for a while, not doing anything serious.
Well, Xu Tianxin let Jiubao go.
But Jiubao whispered to Ge Qi: "It's a bit sweet. If you don't believe me, try it."
Ge Qidai gave him a look as if he believed he would be a ghost.
Guard Su also laughed at Jiubao: You are a fool.
"Look, I don't believe it. Who are you to call me stupid? Fishy and sweet are also sweet...hiss, whoosh, it hurts."
The fishing team finally set off to find their own fish.
When leaving this bustling area, Xu Tianxin walked along and picked up a lot of fishing tools along the way, which made Huo Yunqian look sideways.
"Grandpa, is there an internet connection?"
The fourth uncle had no time to untie the green cloth strip around his waist and was about to direct the fishing. Hearing this, he snatched the small fishing net from the boy beside him and threw it to Xu Tianxin.
The kid who was robbed: "...Then what should I do?"
Bear with me, as the highest-ranking person in the village, you are so unreasonable.
The fourth uncle glanced at Huo Yunqian and asked, "Who are these?"
Xu Tianxin hurriedly knelt down to pick up the net. Hearing this, he loudly replied: "He is an honored guest. My grandma asked me to entertain him."
Oh, he looks like a distinguished guest. He couldn't help but come to discuss business with the Xu family. Nowadays, people who come to the village and are well-dressed usually come to see the Xu family: "Then you treat me well."
This chapter is not over yet. Please click on the next page to continue reading! The fourth uncle specially smiled at Huo Yunqian and shouted: "Dear guests, there are many people here today, and she has a lot of things to do. Don't find fault. Logically, I should do it."
Accompany me, but it’s all about setting up the net right now. If you need anything, just tell Tian Xin and you’re welcome.”
Huo Yunqian nodded to his fourth uncle.
After a while, Xu Tianxin met Wang Yusheng's father again, "Grandpa Wang, do you have a shovel?"
"Yes!" Even if there is not, there will be.
Grandpa Wang searched around and snatched two shovels from someone else's eldest grandson. Bring them to you. He then slid them from the river and threw them to Xu Tianxin, shouting: "Get away, kitchen knives, kitchen knives, watch them pierce."
With."
When the old man shouted, the people around him instinctively took a few steps quickly to make way for an open path on the ice.
"Grandma Da'e, I want to put the fish basket in, but there's still more left."
Basket, this is not ready-made.
Ah? But Grandma Daye, you have something in your basket.
Nothing, just some frozen coriander to be sprinkled into the mutton soup later, and some bowls and chopsticks.
Da'ezi stacked big pots on top of small pots, four or five wooden basins, and some empty bowls in the wooden basins and held them on his head, as if practicing acrobatics. He also held two bundles of frozen coriander under his arm and swished away on the ice.
That's called a steady walk.
Without even saying a single unnecessary word, Xu Tianxin was left with a big basket alone and left there.
Xu Tianxin picked up the big basket and was about to put it on his back when Guard Su stepped forward: "Girl, give it to me."
"Okay, thank you for your hard work." Xu Tianxin said while raising his feet to search the crowd: "Then I'll see who else can pull the rope from. It's best to get two glacier tuna, and then each of us will poke holes in the ice.
For fish.”
When Huo Yunqian heard this, he looked at her.
To be continued...