Chapter 22 Boys should protect themselves outside(1/2)
Author: Dengxian Chang'an
"Methods are diverse and means must be flexible."
"Unite all the forces that can be united. Since the other party is in power, there must be others who are not. These are all forces that can be drawn together, and the interests are neither good nor evil."
"For so many years in your royal family, you have more or less one or two loyal confidants. After that, you can work as an undercover agent and develop."
"When you arrive in a new country, you should pay attention to ideological education. Immortals and saints have no shortage of time. Temporary success or failure is not important. What is important is long-term victory. You can cultivate people who are most suitable for you."
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Looking at Jiang Shan, who was pointing out the country and speaking eloquently, the man in white couldn't help showing surprise and joy.
His surname is Zhang and his first name is Bairen.
That is the Jade Emperor.
He was seriously injured and could only be reincarnated and rebuilt.
As a result, the reconstruction that was originally planned to take only tens of thousands of years was calculated to take hundreds of millions of years.
After escaping from the so-called disaster, he has great ambitions and wants to show off his talents.
Zhengpi Daozu personally passed down Zhang Daoling as the Heavenly Master, and also used various means to attract heroes from all over the world to join him.
As a result, as soon as he returned to heaven, he was given a slap in the face.
One Emperor, Ziwei, ruled over the stars, controlled all laws in the middle, governed Fengdu below, was the master of all phenomena, and was in charge of blessings and misfortunes; the other was Emperor Gouchen, who was in charge of the North and South poles and the three talents of heaven, earth, and people, and was in charge of military affairs in the three realms.
He firmly grasps the power in his hands and refuses to hand it over at all. He even calls it assisting him, and Xingjun below is even more attached to him, obeying him in both ways.
It was also because of this that he realized how huge Lord Doumu's power network had become during his absence.
The Four Yus occupy two of them, the Five Elders occupy the third, Liu Si is his disciple, Qi Yuan is his son, and Ba Ji Jiu Yao dare not disobey his orders.
If he doesn't come back, Emperor Ziwei will probably replace him and rule the world.
After several unfavorable encounters, even the Jade Emperor had to temporarily show weakness.
Indulging in wine and debauchery in heaven, watching the dancing fairies in Yaochi, and going to places like brothels to paralyze the enemy.
Do you really think that the Jade Emperor likes these things?
What hasn’t the Jade Emperor seen?
Originally, Jiang Shan was asked to come up. Firstly, he had good intentions, and secondly, he also wanted to make good friends with the people behind Jiang Shan through Jiang Shan.
For a second-grade immortal, the master is most likely a first-grade one, and he is an outstanding person among the first-grade immortals.
Such a person is even worthy of him visiting the thatched cottage three times.
As a result, Jiang Shan gave him a surprise.
Although not all methods are feasible.
Some are absurd and unrealistic, while others require careful consideration and modification.
But the most important thing is that it is very spiritual.
It's like a horse flying in the air, without sticking to one pattern.
It is also what he needs most at the moment. The team around him now, and the most important thing is the team in his first life, are all old people, stable and old-fashioned, and their behavior is clearly understood. They have to fight Ziwei and the others.
, far from enough.
He needs new blood.
Jiang Shan fits the bill very well.
Do things in an eclectic way.
The only drawback is that there are many methods, which is a bit embarrassing.
For example, learn a clone technique, take over the mountain as king, roar in the forest, and cause all kinds of chaos.
At the same time, create a clone to target this, recruit troops, and gain military power.
The demons and monsters are among our own people, and so are the heavenly soldiers and generals.
When the time is right, the demons will cause chaos and massacre the Xingjun under Doumu Yuanjun, and then they will try to persuade him...
He, the majestic Jade Emperor, the Lord of the Three Realms, actually made a clone of himself as a demon in the lower realm. According to legend, what kind of appearance would he be like when he got out?
But then again, how much is face worth?
As long as the benefits far outweigh the drawbacks, then you can do it.
Moreover, this clone can not only be used in demons, but also in heaven, allowing this clone to join Gou Chen, carry out provocations, and recruit troops at the same time.
It doesn't matter if you don't want to take refuge in me, just take refuge in my clone.
Just trick him in first, and then kill him.
Anyway, the day his identity was exposed, these people were branded with him, whether they liked it or not, and had no choice but to follow him to the end.
It's just that it's not easy to make these clones, it requires a lot of effort.
For a time, tens of thousands of plans emerged in the Jade Emperor's mind. If many of the plans were known to Jiang Shan, he would probably be shocked. Is this what he meant?
"The Taoist priest knows me too!"
Thinking of the excitement, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but hold Jiang Shan's hands.
Jiang Shan was startled and looked at the Jade Emperor in shock, "Damn, what do you want to do?"
"The Taoist Master's mantra is thought-provoking. I admire it. When I go back this time, I will definitely persuade my brother to give the Taoist Master another drink." The Jade Emperor was also aware of his gaffe, but he didn't care at all. He raised his wine and saluted Jiangshan.
Jiang Shan also touched him, but he was thinking in his heart, this guy asked me to come up, is he greedy for my body?
If that's the case, no matter what, I'll blow his head off with a stick.
The Jade Emperor didn't know what Jiang Shan was thinking. After all, in his understanding, let alone shaking hands, even sleeping with one's feet on one's legs was common. He discussed matters with Jiang Shan with a smile on his face.
But this time, regardless of the country's affairs, it is about the three realms.
Jiang Shan knew many things for the first time and his interest was aroused.
They quickly took over the previous unhappiness and had a good time talking over wine, which was a very good deal.
If it weren't for the fact that although Jiang Shan was an extremely strong man, to a certain extent, there was no difference between him going to a brothel and a eunuch going to a brothel, so if the excitement outside had nothing to do with him, the Jade Emperor would definitely not mind inviting him back.
Jiang Shan also changed his attitude and just advised him to act with caution.
To be honest, everything he said makes sense.
And many of them were practiced and successful by people in his previous life.
But when analyzing specific issues in detail, the same war, the same Sun Tzu's Art of War, given to different people to direct, the results are completely different.
The Jade Emperor smiled, indicating that he must think carefully.
Finally, the two drank and chatted all night long. At dawn, Jiang Shan said goodbye to the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor looked at Jiang Shan's leaving figure with a smile on his face. He couldn't help but think of Jiang Shan in his mind. He was a righteous man and a young man with a passionate spirit. He had gone to practice and went to heaven. If he was not good, he might cause a lot of trouble.
But what I lack now is such talent.
I was worried about Yaohua when I came down to earth this time, and seeing how presumptuous these sanctimonious immortals were in private, I didn't expect to pick up such a big treasure.
It's just that the origin needs to be checked, not undercover.
Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor calmly issued a few orders, asking people to investigate the origin of Jiangshan, and then flew away in the clouds and disappeared between heaven and earth.
Some arrangements need to be made immediately.
And Jiang Shan naturally never expected that the person who had chatted with him all night last night and paid all his expenses would be the majestic Jade Emperor!
After all, how could any emperor visit a brothel?
He is still the Lord of the Three Realms. What kind of beauty does he want? There are so many fairies in the heaven, how can he go down to earth and visit a brothel?
Leave the brothel and continue towards Zhengxian Mountain where the Ascension Ceremony is located.
Not long after leaving the brothel, Jiang Shan felt someone following him behind him. He opened his palm and a burst of spiritual power blasted backwards. Dust suddenly flew up and several figures were blown out. They were all women from the brothel before.
He said in a cold voice: "The silver has been settled, but you are still reluctant to part with me. What does it mean?"
"Since your husband is so handsome, I and my daughters all want to ask you to stay with me for a little longer." The brothel madam said with a smile, but she looked at Jiang Shan with greedy eyes, just like an old she-wolf looking at a fresh and plump piece of meat.
of meat.
"Yes, why did the husband leave in such a hurry? The concubines can serve the husband to their heart's content without any payment, and the husband will be satisfied." The charming women beside the old bustard were all dressed up, and they didn't mind the beautiful scene.
Hey, looking at Jiang Shan, his eyes were full of teasing.
"No, you are too ugly, and you are either old or smelly." Jiang Shan refused without hesitation.
The charming smiles on the faces of the group of women suddenly froze, and immediately revealed ferocious and ugly expressions. They stopped pretending and said sternly: "You are a thief, you are so shameless. It is your blessing that my aunt likes you. If you don't agree, then that's okay."
It’s not up to you, where do you think this is? Today I’ll show you our methods!”
As soon as the words fell, except for the old bustard, everyone revealed their true colors one after another, either a huge red fox tens of meters tall, or a big blue water snake dozens of feet long, with a fishy smell filling the air.
"Sure enough, these days, boys have to protect themselves outside. I didn't expect that I, a strong and powerful person, would end up like Tang Monk, provoking female goblins everywhere." Jiang Shan sighed inwardly, and then punched casually.
To be continued...