Author: Happy Sanxian

Little Tiedan'er couldn't wait any longer and immediately opened the box of black spiders in his hand.

He took out a firecracker and a red one-dollar lighter, and lit it with a click.

Phew~~

Yellow fire and white smoke emerged from the firecrackers, and the small iron eggs were quickly thrown into the field.

A few seconds later...biang!

“It’s fun!”

"Let's play together!"

Xiao Tiedan generously gave the other black spiders in his pocket to Reba and Liying.

Two girls are not as courageous as a six-year-old child.

I only dared to help light it with a lighter, and it was just small iron eggs to throw.

Lin Ye suggested: "Don't just throw it away, bury it in the mud, it will be more fun to explode."

Xiao Tiedan'er understood and inserted the next firecracker directly into the muddy field at his feet. This operation scared the two women and fled quickly.

Jeba failed to stand firm and stepped into another muddy field together with Liying.

pia~

The exploded muddy water splashed in all directions.

"Hahaha…"

Little Tiedan'er was extremely happy.

Reba was half sitting in the mud, her buttocks were wet...

He angrily said to Lin Ye: "Lin Ye! You never teach others good things!"

Liying kept the road clean and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Come on, let's stay away from them."

"Brother Lin Ye, look at that!"

Little Tiedan'er's eyes were very good, pointing into the distance.

Lin Ye followed the direction he pointed and seemed to see a big black cow grazing in the field.

"Is that a buffalo?"

Little Tiedan'er nodded: "Yes, yes, my uncle's Niu Niu!"

"Can you bite?"

"No, Niu Niu is very well-behaved, and he even lets people ride him."

Lin Ye asked again: "Then if I blow it up with firecrackers, will it fall out?"

Little Tiedan'er: "Probably not."

The two of them looked at each other, one high and the other low, and immediately walked toward the buffalo in tacit agreement.

"Don't mess with it... Ever since I met the tiger the day before yesterday, I still have a psychological shadow."

Reba persuaded me with good words.

Zhao Liying is also very opposed to using firecrackers to blow up cows. Those things are stronger than tigers. If they lose their temper, they are not allowed to knock people over?

Cow-tempered, cow-tempered, this adjective is not groundless!

Even the audience in the live broadcast room began to pray for Lin Ye and Tiedan'er's death-seeking behavior.

But those two people were so playful that they couldn't care about them.

"It's best not to mess with the buffaloes in the countryside. If you go crazy, you can chase a buffalo!"

"When I was in primary school, a kid hit a buffalo with a stone on the way home from school, and one of the buffalo's stones was knocked out."

"Brother in front, why was it in elementary school? Now...he's not here anymore?"

"Yes, she is my childhood sweetheart now."

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

After walking for a while, the two women were far apart.

I saw Little Tiedan'er lighting a black spider and throwing it towards his uncle's cow.

The white smoke drew a parabola in the air and landed accurately at Niu Niu's feet.

biang~

The big buffalo was frightened and ran away for several meters!

The hooves of the cattle sank into the muddy field, leaving seven or eight mud holes.

"Hahaha, it was startled!"

Put the little iron egg on top and continue frying.

He said this buffalo had a good temper, and he was right.

Being teased like this, he didn't say a word.

The cow was unprepared at first and was startled. Later, the cow basically had no reaction.

No matter how much Xiao Tiedan'er explodes, the cow just flicks its tail and looks calm and peaceful~

"Damn it, this buffalo is as stable as an old dog!"

"What power can this little firecracker have to scratch the itch of a cow?"

"Change to a bigger one!"

"Isn't there a big detonator? Use that thing to blow it up!"

"You are really cruel. That's a domestic cow, used for plowing fields. If you injure it, you go to plow the fields for it?"

"Xiao Tiedan'er, your uncle is on his way here with a knife!"

Lin Ye had this sense of propriety and never used the Sky Cannon in his pocket. This thing was very powerful. He had played with it himself when he was a child.

Can blast a stainless steel pot to the sky!

If you do that, you are a beast. If the explosion hits the buffalo, it will definitely not feel well.

At this moment, the buffalo suddenly stopped eating grass and stared ahead with a dull expression.

"What does it do?"

Lin Ye asked.

"It's looking over there."

Lin Ye followed the buffalo's line of sight and found that there was nothing there except a few lonely graves.

Lin Ye asked curiously: "Can cows' eyes see things that humans can't?"

"I don't know." Xiao Tiedan'er shook his head.

The photographer who was taking the photo of Lin Ye noticed something different.

He pointed the camera at the cow's butt and zoomed in... for a close-up.

The barrage exploded immediately!

"Fuck!"

"The cow is shitting!"

"No wonder I'm so focused!"

“It’s okay to just poop when you’re full!”

The intestines of the cow should be good. After only brewing for a short time, a large pile of fresh feces was smoothly pulled out.

It fell into the mud and was confused with the sludge.

"Awesome!"

"What the hell? This is obviously cow dung!"

“This is the first time I’ve seen such a big pile of cow dung!”

…

"Eh~~"

Reba's facial features tightened and she felt very sick.

"Cow dung doesn't stink, and it can be used as fuel after it's dried."

Zhao Liying said this.

Reba nodded: "I know, but seeing it pulled out with my own eyes still makes me feel sick."
To be continued...