Chapter 182 Come and call you(1/2)
Chapter 182 Come and fight you
Author: Jiucheng Li Xiansen
Chapter 182 Come and fight you
When Wu Hao saw several people taking out their axes, he hurriedly stopped him and said, "There is no need to dismantle the wild boar. There are ten of us in three cars. We won't throw them away at all."
People nowadays are indeed short of oil and water and prefer to eat fat meat, but for people who drink, pig heads, pig trotters and pig tails are very good dishes to go with wine.
Yu Laoqi nodded: "If you don't throw away any meat, come two people to help me pull the pig out."
He led people to unmute the two cows, led them into the ditch, dragged the wild boars out, disembowelled them, and hung their intestines on the trees.
It's not to respect the "mountain god", but it's so cool that you can wait for the blood in the belly of the wild boar to solidify before you lift the whole wild boar into the car.
Although the largest wild boar weighs more than 380 kilograms, it is not difficult for five or six people to lift it to the car together.
The intestines were frozen hard and stuffed directly into the wild boar's belly. After packing their things, everyone drove home.
An ox cart pulled two pigs, and Wu Hao pulled a mountain donkey and a small yellow-haired goat. Everyone walked, and those who were tired could take a rest in his cart.
Among these ten people, only Mr. Er needs to ride frequently. After all, his legs and feet are not very good. Wu Weiguo turned around and said to him: "Little Huang Maozi, let's break up."
"Okay!" The second gentleman understood immediately, picked up the ax and knife and got in the car to cut the little yellow hair into ten parts.
The young wild boar is much more delicious than the old sow. The ten people on the road shared the meat directly, and the second gentleman specially left two more portions of meat for the two of them.
We walked home slowly and set up camp as soon as it got dark. My brothers helped me dig up a lot of moss after dinner.
We didn't encounter any big game on the second day, but killed a few rabbits and pheasants. We could see the countryside when the sun was setting in the west.
They came back from the southeast. When they approached the village, Wu Hao looked at Hou Dahu's house. There was no one in the yard.
When the car passed by, no one came out. Only the door of the outhouse was opened a crack, looked at it and then closed it. It seemed that they really wanted to die and didn't even interfere with the matter of dividing the meat.
Mr. Er saw him looking at Hou Dahu's house and said with a smile: "You don't have to look. They always asked me to drink and play cards before, but now I don't even leave the house."
"If you don't come out, you're being too arrogant." Yu Laoqi sneered: "It would be better to move out as soon as possible. Our village will be clean."
You can still live there if you don't like others, but several people in the village are annoying them. Even if they don't harm you normally, they can't stand it if they don't help you when something happens.
Anyone who is not stupid will move away.
The carriage went east, and there were no children skating on skates at the southern intersection of the village. They would play something else when they had enough.
No one can stand being thrown every day, and children are willing to gather together to play. Today, a group of children were punching pockets and kicking shuttlecocks in front of a store.
Even though Li Erhui always gets beaten up, the grown-ups don't reject him. The younger boys fight normally and everyone is quite naughty.
Only children over the age of fourteen or fifteen start to hold grudges, and after being beaten a few times and crying, they no longer want to play together.
Li Erhao plays pocket punching, which in Northeastern dialect means playing in a high-profile manner. Once he has had enough fun, he stops playing seriously.
Seeing a group of children kicking shuttlecocks at each other behind him, he ran over and kicked them away. The shuttlecocks landed directly on the roof of the small shop.
This shuttlecock was made by Xiaodou Bao. He stretched out his hand and pointed: "Li Erhuai!"
She wanted to punish Li Erhuai and went to his house to file a complaint. As long as she took action, Mr. Erhui would definitely give his son a beating.
The little girl shouted quite loudly. Just as Li Erhuai was about to put his hands on his hips to show off, he rolled his eyes and said, "I'll take it off for you and that's it."
Why doesn't he pretend? He is a skinner, not a tiger. There are many children around here, and the little girl has "thugs".
Four or five teenagers were glaring at him. These guys were neither gentle nor heavy. He couldn't beat any of them because he couldn't beat a shuttlecock, so he gave in.
He walked over and opened the door of the small shop and entered the house. He took a half step forward with his left foot and started to rub his calf. He raised his head with one hand on his hip and said, "Old Yutou, find a ladder for me!"
Yu Zhanfeng was sitting on the kang smoking a cigarette. When he heard the words, he turned around and glared: "Made! No matter how big or small!"
He knocked on the pipe pot and got down to the ground.
Li Erhuai doesn't regard the captain as a cadre at all. In his mind, he only has the concept of who hits him and it hurts, and who hits him and doesn't hurt.
The adults are very measured in their attacks. If you pick someone to bully, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't get beaten!
Seeing that the old man was anxious, the boy was not afraid at all. Instead, he lowered his head and walked forward, stretched out his neck and said, "Come here and beat me! I'll beat you!"
Can Yu Zhanfeng pamper him? He stretched out his hand and slapped the two big-necked penises on him.
Li Erhuai didn't run away. He raised his head, shrank his neck, tilted his head and glared: "How dare you hit me!"
Before he could tell me if I was going to give you some face? Yu Zhanfeng grabbed the collar of the back of his neck and said, "What a bad mouth!" He raised his foot and kicked him several times.
Li Erhuai was kicked forward and he stood up, saying: "Oh, mom, oh, mom."
The kick didn't hurt even if he was wearing big cotton pants. He took two steps to the side and was anxious. He didn't dare to hit the old man even more because he thought he couldn't beat him.
If he couldn't get the shuttlecock off, he would definitely be beaten when he went out. It was painful for those boys to pinch him. He endured it and refused to continue to anger the old man. He said loudly: "Find a ladder for me after the beating."
"Who are you with?" Yu Zhanfeng angrily picked up the fire stick next to the stove.
Li Erhuai was not afraid of burning fire sticks. Knowing that the old man was not ruthless, he knelt down on the ground and raised his head and shouted: "You are the master!"
Then he turned around to look for something and said, "Master! Do you want me to kowtow one for you?"
This guy is a bit shameless! He couldn't make a move on Yu Zhanfeng, who was kneeling here, so he couldn't do anything to him, so he asked: "What are you looking for?"
Li Erhuai replied without thinking: "Looking for paper!"
"What a fool! You let Xiaodou Bao teach you bad things!" Yu Zhanfeng was so anxious this time that the little kid wanted to burn paper for him.
She was so addicted to kneeling down that she pressed his neck, untied the hemp rope, pulled down his cotton pants, and slapped his back mound twice.
This time he tried very hard.
Li Erhuai stood up without lifting his pants. He touched his posterior mound and said, "Huh? You haven't eaten?"
After being hit with a tree stick so many times, his butt was almost "indestructible" and it was a little numb after two slaps, but he didn't feel any pain.
Yu Zhanfeng got angry and slapped him twice: "You are a real person, a beating is not enough!"
He pushed harder this time, his butt was red, and the boy didn't do well.
Seeing that he was still going to fight, Li Erhuai picked up his pants and ran two steps to the side and said angrily: "I'm your handcuff? Isn't the fight over yet?"
You still refuse to accept the fight! Yu Zhanfeng waved his hand angrily: "Get the hell out of here!"
Li Erhuai tied the hemp rope and walked to his side, tilted his head and raised his chin: "Find a ladder for me!"
Yu Zhanfeng couldn't control him and lost his temper. He took a deep breath and said, "It's in the backyard."
"Tell me earlier next time!" Li Erhai rolled his eyes and went to the backyard.
Don't hit other people's children hard. Yu Zhanfeng looked at his back and threatened: "Wait for your father to come back!"
"When will the young master not be beaten?" Li Erhuai waved his hands indifferently, climbed the ladder to the backyard, picked up the shuttlecock and kicked it away.
He kicked the shuttlecock high, and the shuttlecock fell. The eleven or twelve-year-old boy got too hot and didn't wear a hat. He bent down to pick up his pocket, and it hit his head.
Say it hurts, but it doesn’t hurt yet. Say it doesn’t hurt, but it still hurts.
"Oops!" He covered the back of his head and looked up and saw Li Erbao on the roof. He pointed his finger and said angrily: "Li Erbao, I'm going to fuck your grandma, come down!"
Li Erhuai curled his lips: "Fuck! Did I ask you to catch it with your head?"
The guy at the bottom is named Pei. He can't beat people and doesn't dare to go down. He's also afraid that people will climb up the ladder, so he's just trying to figure out where to run.
When he saw the carriage turning from the south, he shouted: "Oh, Xiao Wu and the others are back."
A group of children ran over to see what the adults had hunted. When Li Erhuai saw that there was no one down there, he stepped down the ladder, opened the door and shouted: "Old Deng, the hunter is back!"
After he finished speaking, he ran away. Yu Zhanfeng breathed heavily: "It can't be fixed!"
Everyone he meets calls himself Young Master, and when he sees an old man, he calls him Lao Deng. I have been used to it for so many years, and you want him to change? It’s impossible!
Li Erhuai is not afraid of anyone complaining at all. His father can't afford to beat him for small things, and he doesn't cause big troubles. He feels a little uncomfortable without being beaten for a few days.
When Wu Hao put his sister in the car, Xiaodou Bao saw several live animals and asked, "What are these?"
Someone replied: "Mountain donkey."
This time she didn't say anything about eating it. Her elder brother said it was just like venison, and he wanted to raise it after catching it. After eating venison, she wasn't hungry anymore.
He squatted down and touched the mountain donkey's back. This time, he didn't pick up the hair. He tilted his head and saw the head: "Oh, it still has teeth!"
Wu Hao warned: "Don't touch it, it bites."
Xiaodoubao stood up immediately. The big teeth were so scary that she didn't dare to reach out and touch them.
The mountain donkeys have become familiar with people in the past two days. They are still scared to see so many people, but they can no longer struggle and their skin will tremble when they are touched.
Yu Zhanfeng came over and asked: "Having so many fights? Did you encounter a wild boar nest?"
The second gentleman shouted in vain: "Oh, old man, you don't know! I encountered forty or fifty bulls! I didn't fight so many because I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to pull them back."
Think I'm stupid! Yu Zhanfeng stared at him and asked, "You and your son are the same. Which of you will follow the other?"
Li Erhuai glared: "My father will definitely follow the nonsense you old man said!"
"That's not true!" Mr. Second nodded and responded: "You're just a fool!" He got off the car and chased after him.
He had bad legs and couldn't catch up, so the two of them ran in circles. Li Erhai didn't dare to continue to be angry with his father because his mother was here.
When the little stick was turned, he could not come to the kang for three days.
To be continued...