Guo Laoer makes two strange moves

Author: Jiucheng Li Xiansen

Guo Laoer makes two strange moves

"None of this is important, just listen to me." Wu Hao waved his hand and told him about the Three Heroes fighting Lu Bu.

Then he said meaningfully: "A man was born between heaven and earth. How can he live in depression for a long time? If he comes out to live in poverty, he must have Lu Bu's ambition."

"You can't always be someone else's younger brother. Lu Bu eventually became the boss himself and became a powerful force. He would stab anyone who dared to taunt him!"

Zhang Liang is a bastard, Lu Bu is so awesome, he yearns for it, and wants to go to the countryside and have a fight right away.

Wu Hao just wanted him to fight. If he dared to fight in the countryside in 1983, if he was beaten a little harshly, he would definitely end up in the fence.

Finally, the story was told with a lot of color, such as "Pan Jinlian, Ximen Qingwu Dalang", "Lü Bu, Dong Zhuo and Diao Chan", "Tang Monk Bajie and the Kingdom of Women".

There are also stories that have to be told about "Song Jiang Yan Po Xi and Zhang San".

Zhang Liang's face turned red after hearing this, and his hands were a bit dishonest.

Wu Hao stopped talking and suddenly said: "I don't know how Brother Qing is doing."

"It's a bit difficult to walk now, and I have to stay in the hospital for a few days." Zhang Liang replied absently.

"Sun Mei will suffer from poor health in the future." Wu Hao sighed: "Sun Mei can live a good life. Brother Qing will not be in good health in the future... ugh!"

"My health is not good~Sun Mei~" Zhang Liang fell into deep thought after hearing this, and then the corners of his mouth gradually turned up.

Wu Hao waited for a while, then picked up a straw and passed it from the back of his head to the front to separate the stuck bangs.

He stood up and walked some distance away and turned back to remind: "Brother Liang, your bangs are out of the ordinary."

Only then did Zhang Liang come back to his senses. He lowered his head and looked up at his bangs. When he saw that the bangs were split, he hurriedly brushed them with his hands. After several attempts, the bangs still split.

"Bah, bah." He spit directly on his hand and wiped it, and this time it finally stuck.

The frost on his hair started to bloom again when he farted, which made him anxious, squatting there and spinning around in circles and spitting.

Some people have a sick obsession with certain things, obsessive-compulsive disorder.

In a hurry, he could squat there all night to do his hair. Fortunately, it was too cold and he couldn't bear the cold anymore. He grabbed his hair and got up and ran to his brother-in-law's house.

Guo Laoer was chatting with Hou Dahu and Hou Baoshui in the house. When he heard the voice, he turned around and asked, "Where are you? I looked for you but couldn't find you."

"Have a chat with Wu Hao."

"What are you talking about? Did he ask Leopard?"

"Yeah." Zhang Liang nodded: "He said not to fight, but my persuasion was useless." After saying that, he continued to pull back his hair.

"You're quite a treacherous person, I'm not saying you're bad." Guo Laoer sneered: "If we beat one to death, those guys must be looking for someone nearby to take revenge."

"There is still food there. Will they leave soon? We have to find a way to let him go."

"Why are you cheating him?" Hou Dahu looked unhappy: "Where can I get money if he dies?"

"Of course I have my reasons for cheating him." Guo Laoer replied unceremoniously: "If he dies, he will die. If he doesn't die, you can continue to do it."

"Fuck!" Hou Dahu turned his head and sulked.

Guo Laoer had a lot of evil intentions and even more tricks. When he saw him, he got angry and said, "If Wu Hao wants money, don't ask for it in person. Please treat Feng Fat to dinner and some wine, and then play cards!"

"Fuck!" Hou Dahu Niu's eyes widened. Feng Pang would have lost money even if he didn't drink! Guo Laoer's move is amazing!

Why didn't he expect that? With Wu Hao's nature of repaying kindness, he would definitely take care of Feng Pang's loss!

Isn’t winning against Feng Fat money the same as winning against Wu Hao?

After winning money, you can still ask for more money!

Guo Laoer glanced at Hou Dahu meaningfully, stopped talking to him, turned around and showed off with a smile: "I have a good way to deal with those two warehouses."

He explained all Wu Hao's methods.

Zhang Liang, who always hunts, agreed after hearing this: "The first two moves are not safe, but the next one is a good way to deal with Tiancangzi."

"Well, this can be considered a strange move. It's safe." Hou Dahu kept nodding after hearing this. Guo Laoer is indeed very clever and has a bright mind.

As for him, he was afraid of death and wanted to be safe. The anger just came and went away quickly.

Zhang Liang thought for a while and said: "Some people have used this trick before, but unfortunately their guns couldn't penetrate the tree, so the blind bear came out and bit people."

"That tree is rotten. If I shoot with a foreign cannon to the south, it is really possible to kill the bear."

"Even if you beat it half to death, it won't have much ability to jump out of the tree hole. You two guns should be able to kill it, right?"

After Zhang Liang finished speaking, he looked at Guo Laoer. His brother-in-law's marksmanship was not very good. He could definitely hit him if he got closer. As for Guo Laoer's marksmanship, he really didn't know.

They have been thinking about it for several days and this is the safest method at the moment.

Hou Dahu reminded: "The second brother has never been shot several times!"

"It's not difficult." Guo Laoer was shameless, but he wanted money. Anyway, he was not the most dangerous person, so he started lying for the sake of the girls: "I borrowed Wu Hao's gun and went into the forest to practice for several days, so Big Bear can definitely do it.

Get it right."

Anyway, the three of them were not in the village a few days ago. It's okay for him to brag. It's normal for him to go into the forest to practice shooting and no one can hear the sound. It's useless for you to ask.

As for how you came up with the trick to hunt bears? I, Guo Laoer, travel all over the country! How can I compare with my experience?

"Then what are you waiting for? Take the gun and go!" Hou Dahu loves money and is even more afraid of death. What if Zhang Liang asks him to use a gun to shoot a bear? Using a chain saw to plant trees is safe and profitable. He seems very eager.

"Are you really good? Why don't you go?" Hou Badui was worried, so his uncle and brother fired the shots, and it was up to them to do the rest. Guo Laoer had to suffer the consequences of tricking people.

He was scalped by a blind bear, and there are three wounds on his back. He is still wrapped in gauze. In fact, he is afraid of bears now. He just got home today and he doesn't want to go to the mountains.

"I can't fire a cannon, but shooting a gun is absolutely fine! If you don't believe me, try it with a gun!" Guo Laoer assured, holding on to the barrel of the gun and shooting.

If they ask the other three to aim at something, let's wait until they get the gun. They can hit a tree more than ten meters away, so if they ask them to aim at something small, that's bullying!

Hou Badui nodded: "Okay, let me take the gun and let you try it." He really couldn't trust Guo Laoer, so he had to let him fire two shots.

When Zhang Liang saw the three people looking at him, he was a little angry and asked unceremoniously: "You need two oxen to pull the plow, two guns, a chain saw, and a detonator. How do you do that? Let me come out with them all?"

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"My family doesn't have guns, so we can provide oxen to pull plows and detonators."

"me too."

"No." Zhang Liang disagreed: "If you two bring out another gun, you can't let me take it."

Hou Dahu was a little embarrassed: "You also know that my gun has been lost, and no one from the Tunbu department will lend it to me."

I can’t borrow it, Guo Laoer curled his lips, Ma De! He couldn’t borrow it either, so he had to persuade him: “My uncle is in charge of logistics at your house. It’s easy to get a gun and a chain saw.”

"If you hit a bear, you take the big head."

"Yes." Hou Dahu nodded. The more guns he had, the safer he would be. Making less money would be better than getting into trouble. His son's character frightened him.

As for why Hou Badui didn't come out with anything, it was because he was his brother-in-law, so he could just be responsible for his efforts. If the cannon didn't kill the bear, he would have to rely on him for the rest of the shooting.

"I want half." Zhang Liang asked for the price without any politeness.

"What the hell?" The two of them said in unison, they really didn't treat us as human beings!

"What the hell?" Zhang Liang sneered: "Two bears can be sold for more than 1,200 yuan, I want 500, my brother-in-law will share 200, and you two will get 250."

"You two do it, and I will go home to get my things. When I get back, I will go to Yu Lao Qi's house for a meal and then go up the mountain the next day. If you don't do it, I will find someone else to go."
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