71, happy drunk breeze three
In the end, Luo Feiyu didn't understand what pig's trotters were called Zhu. The kid was too young and couldn't write. Luo Feiyu didn't bother to dig deeper, so he just called pig's trotters pig's trotters.
Pig Trotters can use many idioms and recite poems. He obviously received a good early education, but Luo Feiyu doesn't know where he comes from.
He saw that Zhu Tu liked to play with those tricks, so he used Wan Hua's research on Tiangong to teach him. Unexpectedly, this kid was so damn smart.
Luo Feiyu didn't want to be a follower, but this time he actually became interested in his apprentice.
Little Pig Trotter hid a lot of things from them, but no one knew the secret. Luo Feiyu was not in a hurry to force him to pour it out, but patiently taught him to pack a box that he could wash the pots by himself.
"You add a thin rod here that can pass water, and then drill a few holes. The water will be introduced from here, and the gear will naturally spurt out from the holes as soon as the gear rotates."
Xiao Zhu Ting clapped his hands repeatedly and praised Luo Feiyu: "Master, Li is such a clever little devil!"
Luo Feiyu slapped him on the head, laughed and cursed: "Why are you talking to your master!"
Xiao Zhu kept tinkering around, and sometimes even Luo Feiyu couldn't tell what the tricks he had set up were. Luo Feiyu felt that this kid had a bright future.
"I asked you to make something to apologize. You'd be obedient, and you wouldn't shout that you're not a thief anymore."
Xiao Zhu paused and glanced at him, proudly, "I'm not a thief! I know that Li asked me to do this because he wanted to apologize to the widow whose cake was stolen. That thief likes strange things, and he will definitely not be able to restrain himself when he sees it.
, then I will be able to clear up Ji Ji’s wrongdoing!”
Luo Feiyu clicked his tongue in amazement: "How about this guy is different from other people? Are you little fancy things born with one more brain than others or something?"
Xiao Zhu stood still like a little adult. He looked around and saw that no beggar was paying attention to them. He whispered to Luo Feiyu: "I still have many bright spots!"
Luo Feiyu endured the pain and laughed: "Yes, yes, my apprentice is the smartest! I see that you have some kung fu skills. I will teach you two palm moves later. When you grow up, you can be a big pig's hooves!"
Zhu Ting screamed: "I originally wanted to seek shelter from the Beggar Clan to escape those people, but the people from the Beggar Clan thought I was a thief and refused to take me in. I ended up in a ruined temple. I
I am hiding behind Shi Huli because I find Shi Huhu very charming, and the older beggar brothers here are all facing me...hehehehe!"
Luo Feiyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pretended to hit him with a wine bottle: "You're itching!"
"Don't you dare!" Zhu Tingfei quickly stuck out his tongue and hid aside, squeezing his eyes: "I also know that Shihu is not a girl, and those beggar brothers are destined to... fall into flowers... and that kind of flowing water!"
Luo Feiyu immediately covered his mouth, was shocked and alert, and frowned: "How did you know that?! What is your background?"
Zhu Ting smiled shyly like a stupid stick, but his mouth was stern, "I'll tell you when Li teaches me how to make the wooden man remember a few movements!"
"Ghost!" Luo Feiyu cursed, but was secretly surprised in his heart.
Pig Trotters would hide next to him, because he must not have recognized his gender at first, but now he said so... Luo Feiyu thought of the weird compass, and felt a little suspicious.
"Sister Jiu'er, the little bald man has been squatting at the horse-tying stone in Qingyi Lane for a whole day. Have your boxes been ready?"
"Okay, okay!" Zhu Ting said back to Gouzi before Luo Feiyu. He had some reluctance on his face, curled his lips and muttered: "This thing was given to the butcher widow for free. She must be so happy that she doesn't want to buy it for three days."
Just the pot!"
Luo Feiyu stretched out his hand and rubbed his furry little head, "If the old ones don't go away, the new ones won't come in. Just go back and make something even better!"
Zhu Ting didn't refute, but he looked very well-behaved.
The beggars led Zhu Ting to apologize to the butcher's widow, and gave her a box that she could use to clean the pots. The butcher's widow was very happy. She never smiled at men, big or small, but she actually gave the little beggar a lot of money.
Eating pancakes made Little Baldy and the others very happy.
For three days in a row, the butcher's widow kept the box on display when she came out of the stall, and as expected, she was quickly targeted by the thief.
It was night, the moon and stars were sparse.
Luo Feiyu and Little Bald Man hid in the alley. At midnight, they finally saw a thin, monkey-like black shadow on the roof beam.
The thief seemed to be very confident in his own Qinggong. He was still pushing the pig's trotters in the face today, but his disguise skills were obviously not as good as Tu Jiaojiao's. Luo Feiyu could easily see his
flaw.
He probably succeeded more and more times, and became more and more bold and agile. He climbed over the eaves and jumped into the yard where the widow was slaughtered.
The little Vulcan gave an order, and densely packed torches lit up in the courtyard, surrounding the little thief who had fallen in the courtyard.
The little thief was startled, and immediately turned around and jumped up to run away. Zhu Ting suddenly appeared from the base of the wall under his feet and shouted loudly, which frightened him so much that he almost fell off the eaves when his feet slipped.
Luo Feiyu climbed up the wall, took the frightened little thief into his arms, and threw him towards the center of the yard.
The kid's reaction was not slow. Not only did he not fall into the mud, but he also did a somersault and stood on the ground.
He looked at Luo Feiyu in shock, then looked at his little paws and said "you, you, you" for a long time.
The yard of the Widow Slaughterer was now very lively, and all the neighbors living in the alley came together. Li Laoshi across the street, shopkeeper Du of the teahouse... Everyone who was short of things knew that they would catch a thief tonight, and when they saw this seven or eight-year-old
The older boys were all pointing.
Luo Feiyu took off the mask on his face, and it turned out to be the face of a monkey spirit. He looked very mischievous at first sight, "We have caught you this time. Let's see if you dare to frame us disciples of the Beggar Clan again."
Stealing things! Which sect you are a disciple of, please tell me your name!"
The little thief was very confident in his own skills, but he also knew that one person could not stop ten people. He was afraid that he would be taken to surrender, so he said bitterly: "I stole some things, but they are not broken and they are not broken."
It didn’t fly. If you want to take it back, just go and get it under the big tree at the base of the city wall in the north!"
Most of the items thrown away were small items that were not worth much in themselves. To catch him was just to teach him to restrain himself, so they deliberately frightened him and said, "Then what about the things you stole?"
The little thief rolled his eyes and said mischievously: "They are already in my belly. You can't cut open my belly to get them back. If you kill someone, you will be put in jail!"
Luo Feiyu smiled and said: "You still know that killing someone is going to jail, so why don't you know that stealing is also going to jail?"
The little thief shrank his neck and muttered: "Sooner or later, my Qinggong will be the best in the world! As long as I am strong enough, no one can catch me, and naturally I don't need to be imprisoned. The handsome thief Chu Liuxiang is famous in the world, but in the future I
My reputation must be greater than his! I want to be the real king of thieves..."
Luo Feiyu was stunned when he heard this and said strangely: "You couldn't tell me that your name is Sikong Zhaixing, right?"
The little thief's eyes lit up and he clapped his hands: "Zhai Xing Zhai Xing... This is a good name! I will be called Sikong Zhai Xing from now on!"
"..." Luo Feiyu was choked by him, and it took him a while to regain his composure, "You dare to commit petty thefts now because of your unparalleled dexterity, and you will dare to commit major crimes in the future. Chu Xiangshuai robbed the rich and gave to the poor, so at least you still have it.
For this reason, you are targeting these ordinary people, making their already poor lives worse, and you still want to surpass them in the future? "
Sikong Zhaixing said proudly: "That's different! I didn't steal things for gold and silver, but to practice my skills. I didn't touch any of their belongings. As for the food, what can't I do with the trophies I got through my own skills?
To enjoy?”
Luo Feiyu's face was stern, and he had a rather vicious elder sister's attitude, and lectured: "Sneaking is just stealing. No matter how much you use it as a capital to show off, it is still a disgraceful thing. Someone will take it.
This dishonorable thing is a means to benefit people in need; but if you are just having fun, you can have fun if you want, but never cause trouble to others."
Sikong Zhaixing was stunned by his training. He blinked his eyes and tilted his monkey head to think for a while, and then nodded: "What you said makes sense. As an unusual person like me, I am naturally more aware than others."
. People who are proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting do not cause trouble to others, and it has been passed down through the ages and is said to be an art. Why can't stealing also be an art?"
Luo Feiyu saw that his mind was very strange and Kung Fu was already immersed in his own thoughts. He shook his head helplessly and carried him to the Widow Slaughter, Li Laoshi and the others.
Before he could speak, the monkey took the initiative to admit his mistake: "Uncles and ladies, I'm sorry! I know I was wrong!"
Everyone was stunned, and even Luo Feiyu didn't know how to continue teaching him a lesson.
As soon as he was distracted, the monkey spirit slipped out of his hand and swooped up to the sky, faster than oiling the soles of his feet. His playful voice came from the air: "Stinky beggar, poor beggar, don't go."
Begging for food and catching thieves! His abacus is broken, no wonder he is a pauper..."
"What a bastard!" The little Vulcan laughed angrily at him. He wanted to chase after him, but was stopped by Li Laoshi and the others.
"Forget it, now that the misunderstanding has been clarified and he has admitted his mistake, why do we have to fight with this little troublemaker? These days have been in vain for the brothers of the Beggar Clan, and we feel sorry for it. You can come here in the future
We are asking for food in Qingyi Alley, we don’t have anything else, but pancakes, fried dough sticks, tofu and bread are enough.”
Everyone then burst into laughter.
Luo Feiyu had something on his mind, imitating Yin Jiuyou's posture, suddenly appeared from behind Xiao Zhu Ting, and couldn't help but ask: "Hoof, what is your name?"
Zhu Ting looked at him with side eyes and squinted at him. He gritted his leaky baby teeth and said with all his strength, "Hoof-hoof-! The hoof cart catches Lin Wan's hoof!"
Luo Feiyu's mind turned around and he suddenly froze on the spot.
Mist grass! Zhu Ting!!
The author has something to say: Jia Gengjun No. 5 =v=! Happy eating, babies~
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Be considerate of the babies you feed!
Thank you for the cool wine that shocked the magpie., long love x6, Yu Youshu, ~The fallen phoenix~, fifty steps to laugh at a hundred steps, Ye Li, Tushan Fengsu, cute cat story x2, insect suspicion, melpomene, Tang Xiaoning, Han Shao,
Yin Zhi Hua, Lan Jiu, I thought about the name for a long time, Dogs don’t eat red beans, Jiao Jiao, Orioles fly and grass grows, Ninety Thousand Miles of Mines
Thanks to Cola Chi Chi x2, Fifty Steps of Laughter and Hundred Steps x2 for the rocket launcher
Chapter completed!