Chapter 139 Are you here to be funny?
Now that it was decided to decide the outcome by playing Landlords, Lao Xu followed Fang Li's instructions and took out the cards from the desk. At this time, the three gangsters who came to make fun of each other sat on the floor like this.
On the blanket where Fang Li contacted yoga just now, a landlord fight started.
"Hmph! Lao Xu, Lao Hong... I am an experienced player in playing Landlord... You have to be careful! Haha... I was the landlord in the first game. It seems that I am lucky! I must have won..."
The three people sat down on the ground and formed a formation. In the first game, the gangster Lao Wang became the landlord, so he said proudly and show off.
Moreover, when drawing cards, the cards in Lao Wang's hand were pretty good, with more big cards.
"Don't be complacent! Lao Xu, let's unite together and overthrow this shameless landlord..."
Lao Hong immediately pulled Lao Xu into his united front to fight against Lao Wang, the landlord.
"Hmph! I'm so good at cards, but I'm still a landlord...I'm sure to win..."
Lao Wang felt happy in his heart, but who would have thought that the last five or six cards would become more and more stinky, and even the whole deck of cards would smell bad. If this deck of cards was for farmers, they could easily run away.
However, now that you are a local landlord, you will inevitably be chased and intercepted by two farmers. You can't play small cards, and it's hard to win big cards. Basically, it is difficult to win!
"Haha! What's wrong? Lao Wang, you played your cards! Aren't you a good card? Aren't you certain to win? Why didn't you say anything now?"
As soon as Lao Hong saw Lao Wang's face, he knew that his cards must be bad, so he said proudly. Moreover, Lao Hong's own cards were also very good. He already knew the winner in his heart, and it must be his own.
Peasants overthrew Lao Wang's landlord.
"Old Hong, it seems he can't win! We farmers will definitely overthrow the landlords..."
Lao Xu also smiled and said.
"Hmph! Don't be complacent, even if you can't win this set... I still have a chance... a 3"
Lao Wang snorted and played a single card 3 in his hand.
"Haha... A 2, how old are you? Hurry up and go to hell..."
Lao Hong blocked Lao Wang with the first blow, because Lao Wang still had many small cards in his hand, so he was reluctant to crush his big ghost on Lao Hong's 2 with the first blow.
"No! Just let you go...see what big name you can come up with..."
But as soon as Lao Wang laid down the cards, Lao Hong began to throw down a lot of cards and shouted triumphantly: "Three kings, three queens, two pairs, airplane..."
There was a crash, and Lao Hong immediately dealt ten cards. Lao Wang's face turned blue when he saw it.
"Haha! Lao Wang, how about... blow me up? If not... I will definitely go there in one breath..."
Lao Hong looked at Lao Wang proudly, but there were not many cards left in his hand.
"Go...just let you go...I won't blow you up, what's the matter...if you have the ability, just go in one breath..."
Lao Wang was actually helpless. He didn't have any explosions on his hands, so that's all he could say.
"Haha! In that case, I won't be polite...Shunzi...wins!"
With a crash, Lao Hong once again threw away all the cards in his hand, and all that was left happened to be a straight. Although this card is not a big one, it is very smooth. As long as you get used to it, you can play it in one breath.
Removed.
"Haha! Lao Wang, I'm really sorry! I didn't even play a card, and our farmers won... You, the landlord, look very incompetent! You just played a card, isn't this the case?
Are we in spring yet?”
Lao Xu said with a smile, and then began to redistribute the cards.
"Hmph! Wait... don't let me be the boss again, I will definitely win..."
Lao Wang held his breath and vowed that the local host would win the game.
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At this time, the three gangsters were so focused on fighting the Landlords that they had forgotten the original intention of coming to the Beauty Health Club. The beautiful proprietress Fang Li also held her breath and was tied to a chair, not daring to
He made no sound at all, for fear of alerting the three gangsters who were crazy about fighting landlords.
"What should I do? Now these three gangsters are playing Landlords, but... once they decide the winner, they will think of me... If they attack me again... But there is really no one
You can save me..."
Although the three gangsters are obviously meant to be funny, no matter how funny the gangster is, he is still a gangster! Moreover, these three gangsters look bloated and burly, and Fang Li is also tied to a chair. Why?
It's impossible to escape under their noses?
Therefore, Fang Li now hopes that someone can come to save her. However, at this time, who will come to Liren Health Club? It is already past ten o'clock in the evening!
While Fang Li was anxiously waiting and hoping for someone to save her, the three funny gangsters were fighting fiercely against the landlord. Since the two farmers were always extremely united, no matter who the landlord was, every time
, unless his cards are incredibly good, he will inevitably be defeated.
In these twenty minutes, Lao Wang became a landlord three times, Lao Hong became a landlord twice, and Lao Xu only became a landlord once. But without exception, the final victory belonged to the great proletarian peasants.
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"Damn... I'm the landlord again! I don't believe it. I can't win this time..."
Finally, it was Lao Wang's turn to be the host again, and this time the cards in his hand were really good, and he even had two bombs. With a good hand of cards, Lao Wang could finally let go of his sullen mood.
"It's over! This time my cards are so bad, Lao Wang's cards seem to be very good... I'm afraid... the landlord is really going to win..."
When Lao Hong saw that the cards in his hand were so bad, he had basically anticipated the outcome.
"Well! Lao Hong! This time, I'm afraid I really want Lao Wang to win..."
Lao Xu also nodded and said.
"Hehe! Don't let me... come on... come on... play your cards quickly! A pair of 8s, haha... come on... no matter what you play, I will blow you up..."
Lao Wang, who was holding two bombs in his hand and even a king bomb, was very excited and urged Lao Hong and Lao Xu to play their cards.
"To 10..."
As soon as Lao Hong played his cards, Lao Wang shook his cards excitedly and shouted: "Four 1s will kill you..."
Then he flipped the cards wildly and said: "Three fives, three sixes, bring two, plane... Which of you is coming? I still have Wang Zha, and there is only one 3 left, no cards... Haha... I won
!I finally won!"
Lao Wang, who got a good hand of cards, deservedly won as a landlord, avenged his shame, and then proudly showed off in front of Lao Hong: "How about it? Lao Hong, I said I have good skills, the locals
The Lord can win. Look... I win now! It's fair this time..."
"Humph! It's just that the cards are good, but if you win, you win... So what if I let you come first?" Although Lao Hong was not convinced, he still admitted that Lao Wang had won.
"Well! Lao Wang, since you won, you make the decision first..."
Lao Xu also nodded in acquiescence. After all, they had already agreed on the method of using Landlords to decide the outcome.
However, this was not good news for Fang Li who was tied to the chair, but terrible news! Fang Li, who had already been made less scared and nervous by these three funny gangsters, suddenly
Chapter completed!