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Chapter 143: Telling jokes

Lin Ye was not polite to these bully and wretched men in black, and pushed his head to the ground. The man in black had no choice but to beg for mercy, so he had to spit out the medicine he had just spit out, and then drip it

Licking the ground clean.

"That's right! Now the three of you can play slowly in the room... I'll deal with you later..."

After tying the hands and feet of the three men in black together, Lin Ye clapped his hands and wanted to go back to see how Fang Li was doing.

"Li...Sister Li...are you...are you feeling better?"

Lin Ye was outside the door of the hot spring private room. It took him a long time to come back to his senses and asked awkwardly.

"Ah? Lin Ye, I'm much better! Where are the three gangsters? How are they doing?" Fang Li asked hurriedly.

"Oh oh oh... Sister Li, I... I'm right outside the door, you... don't worry, those gangsters have been tied up by me! They will never run away..."

Lin Ye still had absolute confidence in his abilities. Those gangsters were beaten up and tied up by him, so it was difficult for them to break free and run away.

At this time, Fang Li, in the hot spring, remembered the set of yoga movements she had done before, which seemed to have the function of resolving such medicinal effects, so she couldn't help but start practicing yoga in the hot spring.

"It's good that the gangster has been caught. Lin Ye, I'm practicing a set of yoga movements now, which will help me neutralize the effects of this medicine..."

Fang Li was talking to Lin Ye while doing yoga movements.

"That's good. In this way, Sister Li, you won't be affected. Such yoga movements are really good. If you do it more, the effect of the medicine should disappear..."

Lin Ye nodded. Since Fang Li had her own method, she naturally didn't have to work hard to help her find a solution.

"Yeah! But... this is so boring! How about... Lin Ye, can you talk to me?"

Fang Li smiled again and spoke to Lin Ye through a wall.

"Ah? Okay! But what should I say... Sister Li, what do you want to hear?" Lin Ye said with some embarrassment, not knowing what to say.

"Just talk casually, of course...it would be better if you could also tell some jokes! And so on...Can you tell jokes? Lin Ye..." Fang Li said with a smile.

"What a joke? I know a few...but they are quite cold! I don't know if you like to hear it, Sister Li..."

Lin Ye is actually a positive and good boy with a great sense of humor, and he often reads jokes. However, he has seen so many jokes that he cannot remember them. He only remembers a few classic ones.

Among them is a very classic Little White Rabbit series of cold jokes. Every one of them can really make people laugh like thunder! So, in this case, since Fang Li is bored and wants to hear the joke, Lin Ye might as well

Name a few.

"What a cold joke? It's best for me to listen to cold jokes... Lin Ye, tell me...how cold it is! I have a very good sense of humor! Let's see if you can make me laugh...

…”

Fang Li suddenly turned serious in expression and tone, as if to welcome Lin Ye's cold joke.

"Haha... This joke, Sister Li, I can guarantee that you will laugh after hearing it..."

Lin Ye hadn't told anyone a joke for a long time, especially a cold joke, so he deliberately coughed and cleared his throat, and then began to say: "This is a cold joke about a cute little white rabbit! Li

Sister, please listen carefully! One day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf caught the little white rabbit and beat it without saying a word. The little white rabbit asked, "Why did you hit me?"

?", the big bad wolf said while beating, "I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat."

"Ah? Lin Ye, why does this little white rabbit have to be beaten by the big bad wolf? Is it wrong not to wear a hat? Doesn't the big bad wolf want to eat the little white rabbit? Your joke doesn't seem to be funny at all? Besides,

...It doesn’t seem to be very logical!”

Fang Li listened to Lin Ye's cold joke about the little white rabbit. She pursed her lips and said that it was not funny at all. She also pointed out many mistakes in Lin Ye's joke.

"Oops! Sister Li, I haven't finished telling this joke yet! Just wait and continue listening... That was just the first day..."

As if to show his displeasure at being interrupted by Fang Li, Lin Ye cleared his throat again and said seriously, "Now on the second day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest wearing a hat and met the big bad wolf again.

Without saying a word, the big bad wolf grabbed the little white rabbit and beat it. The little white rabbit asked, "Why do you still hit me when I'm wearing a hat?", while the big bad wolf beat him, he said, "I told you to wear a hat, I told you to wear a hat."

Wear a hat"."

"Eh? Lin Ye, this is even weirder! Why... it seemed like that little white rabbit... didn't wear a hat on the first day and was about to be beaten by the big bad wolf! But today he has already worn a hat, but still has to be beaten by the big bad wolf!

A gray wolf fighting? This is illogical! It’s still not funny at all..."

Fang Li once again couldn't help but interrupt Lin Ye's joke and asked all the questions in her mind.

"Sister Li, it's not a good habit for you to plan for others to tell jokes like this! And...I haven't finished telling this story yet! The fun will come out only at the end...So, please don't question it anymore.

The punchline of my cold joke. I can guarantee that after I finish telling this joke, you will burst into laughter in an instant... you will definitely!"

After Lin Ye strongly expressed his dissatisfaction at being interrupted by Fang Li, he continued to tell jokes: "After being beaten, the little white rabbit thought that it was not an option to continue like this, so he ran to the Tiger King and complained, "Your Majesty,

Your Majesty, the big bad wolf bullies me. He beats me when I wear a hat, and he beats me when I don’t wear a hat.”

"Hehe... This little white rabbit is quite smart! He knows how to complain..."

At this time, Fang Li had no intention of Lin Ye, she was just thinking about it secretly in her heart.

Lin Ye's cold joke story continued:

"After hearing the cry of the little white rabbit, the tiger king said, "I know, I will talk to the big bad wolf."

After the little white rabbit left, the tiger king called the big bad wolf, "Why did you hit the little white rabbit?"

The big bad wolf "wanted to beat him for no reason"

Tiger King: "If you want to beat him, you have to find a better excuse. For example, you ask him to find you a girl, and he finds a beautiful girl. Then you say you want to be ugly. He finds an ugly girl."

Yes, you said you wanted to be beautiful. It’s not too late to fight now.”
Chapter completed!
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