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Chapter 145: Merit Soaring

Speaking of this, Lin Ye deliberately gave up another clue and asked Fang Li inside, "Sister Li, guess what the polar bear said at this time?"

"Ah? Let me guess! I think if this is a normal story, the polar bear must be very moved, and then immediately invite the little penguin to his home to play... But what you are telling now is a cold joke, so... very

It's possible... that's right! Could it be that the polar bear is not at home, or that the polar bear is dead?"

Fang Li also curiously expressed her guess, and then waited for Lin Ye to announce the end of the story, which was also the punchline of the cold joke.

"Hehe! I just said that Sister Li, you definitely couldn't guess it..."

Lin Ye smiled weirdly again, and then announced the punchline: "The little penguin finally arrived at the door of the polar bear's house, banged on the door of the polar bear's house, and shouted quickly inside: Polar bear, polar bear, I am

Little penguin, I came to play with you! But as soon as the polar bear opened the door, he took one look at the penguin and said: I don’t want to play with you! Then he closed the door!"

"Hahaha... I don't want to play with you? It's so funny... This strong little penguin must be too miserable..."

Sure enough, as soon as Lin Ye finished speaking, Fang Li couldn't help but giggle again.

"Haha! Indeed, that's why I said... the little penguin absolutely loves the polar bear! But... the poor polar bear has no love for the little penguin... The little penguin went through all the hard work to reach the North Pole, but what awaited him was

It’s a sentence...I won’t play with you..."

Lin Ye also sighed with emotion and smiled.

"Yes! Lin Ye, the jokes you tell are so funny... Where did you get them..." Fang Li asked while laughing.

"I saw them all on the computer, but...the only ones I can write down and talk about in full are these two people...Sister Li, if you still want to hear it, how about I go search some on the computer and give it to you? Sister Li, I

I see you have a laptop in your office, how about... I go check it out, write it down, and come over and tell you?"

Lin Ye remembered that there was a laptop in Fang Li's office, so he might as well go online and check out any funny jokes, and then come back and tell Fang Li!

"Okay! Lin Ye, these two jokes of yours are enough to make me laugh for a while, and... the effect of the medicine will soon wear off! I will be able to go out in a while... You hurry up and find some cold jokes to listen to, I

I seem to be addicted to it! What a little white rabbit...a little penguin! They are all so cute and adorable!"

Fang Li was very happy today. Although she met three gangsters and was almost insulted by them, tonight was the first time in her life that someone told her a joke and made her happy like this. Really,

Fang Li said she was addicted to cold jokes, but in fact, she was addicted to cold jokes told by Lin Ye.

"Okay! Sister Li, please wait for a moment...I'll go check something out right away and let you know...and then I'll take a look at how those gangsters are doing now..."

Walking quickly back to the office, Lin Ye saw that the three men in black who were tied to the ground by him had also been drugged, and they were all writhing on the ground in discomfort. But their hands and feet were also

They were tied together by Lin Ye and couldn't move.

"Hero... Just spare us! Let us go... It's too uncomfortable... The effect of the medicine is too strong! It's uncomfortable..."

"That's right! Hero, if this continues, we may explode and die... It's really too uncomfortable..."

The three funny black-clothed gangsters were now drugged by Lin Ye. Their blood was gushing and the veins on their faces were bulging. They felt like their bodies were about to explode. It was true that they died from explosions.

Not an exaggeration.

"Haha... you wretched villains! Do you know the pain now? I am trying to treat others with my own treatment. How dare you still do evil and insult good women?"

Seeing the three villains desperate for life and death, Lin Ye felt a sense of joy in his heart, quite like the happiness that heroes in ancient times felt after performing heroic acts of justice.

Especially when he saw these three villains being held back so hard that they couldn't even masturbate, the evil taste in Lin Ye's heart grew stronger. Of course, after doing good things and punishing the villains, Lin Ye's eyebrows were filled with tears.

The talisman will add a lot of merit to your account.

The more severely the bad guys were punished, the more merits Lin Ye would gain. So, Lin Ye looked at the laptop on the table, immediately took it into consideration, and smiled evilly.

"Hehehehehe..."

As soon as the three men in black heard Lin Ye's laughter, they immediately trembled instinctively and unconsciously, because just now when Lin Ye was about to take action at the door, he also laughed like this, and it was so creepy when he heard it.

. Now Lin Ye is smiling like this without any warning, obviously he has come up with some bad idea again.

"You three...are you bored while I tie you to the ground? Come...young hero, let me show you some movies..."

With that said, Lin Ye unceremoniously searched for some restricted-rated movies from his laptop and played them. Under such circumstances, how could these three gangsters endure such movie scenes? Each one of them felt even more uncomfortable.

I almost fainted.

"Haha... This is called evil being punished... You perverts and bad guys... have you tasted the retribution now?"

Seeing the miserable appearance of the three villains, Lin Ye's merits were increasing rapidly. As expected, the more severely the villains were punished, the more merits Lin Ye himself could gain.

"Being able to punish bad guys and increase merit...it really kills two birds with one stone! But...it's better to read a few jokes now so that I can tell them to Sister Li later! Otherwise...if Sister Li asks me...

I don’t have any jokes to say, but that’s it!”

Lin Ye opened some joke websites where he often read jokes, and after writing down a few jokes, he happily returned to the hot spring private room.

Thinking of the way Fang Li was so amused by his cold jokes just now, Lin Ye felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart. Gradually, it seemed that he also liked the feeling of telling Fang Li cold jokes. How should I put it? It was just a comparison.

Have a sense of accomplishment!

Dong dong dong...

"Sister Li, I have memorized a lot of jokes. But they are all instant memories... If I don't say it right away, I'm not sure I will remember it after a while! And... Sister Li, are you okay?

Huh? The effect of the medicine should have worn off, right? Then... shouldn't it be time to come out and help me remove my makeup?"

Finally, Lin Ye hadn't forgotten the serious task of removing makeup. Inside, Fang Li, who had already gotten rid of the effects of the medicine through magical yoga movements, looked at the clothes soaked in water next to her, groaned in distress, and had no choice but to

He said helplessly to Lin Ye, "Lin Ye, my clothes are all wet... Can you go to the office first and get me a set of clothes..."
Chapter completed!
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