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0342 Talking allegorically, I have a lot of time to be an old man?(1/2)

, people who travel to the west are rich and willful in heaven

The Jade Emperor is not a son of man!

Ao Run is not worthy of being a son of man!

Bailong, I am not your grandma’s son!

Of the three, one plays the bad guy and the other two play the red face.

Why is this so angry?

There is no place to get angry!

Amitabha closed his eyes helplessly, waved his hand and roared: "Let's go! Let's go! Let's go quickly! I can't help but go back on my word! Let's go!"

Uh-huh-huh!

Jade Emperor and Ao Run nodded at the same time.

After a while, all the immortal families in Heaven evacuated Lingshan.

At this moment, the Xitian monks also picked up the big shovel and cement shovel.

This is the eve of the storm.

Work quickly, whoever is idle will be scolded!

In an instant, Lingshan turned back into a construction site in full swing.

The three great Buddhas Tathagata, Lantern, and Maitreya stood neatly in front of Amitabha, with their heads lowered and silent.

Failed, failed completely.

Amitabha stared at the three of them with hatred, and wanted to scold them but couldn't.

Bailong is indeed inconsistent with common sense.

So how did the puppet change?

Even if he is a nine-turn saint who can create heaven and earth with just a wave of his hand, he really can't understand it.

Who is that person from the Heavenly Daoyuwai God System?

It seems that the only way to solve everything is to go to Tianwaitian and ask Patriarch Kunpeng of Tiandao.

Snap, snap, snap!

Amitabha raised his hand, gave each of the three people a big mouth, and said coldly: "You three are useless! Make a good journey to the west, and don't mess with Bailong again! It may take a year for me to go to the outer world.

Before I come back, I don’t want to hear anything bad again!”

The three great Buddhas covered their faces, lowered their heads, and no one spoke.

The old thief is bald!

It was the white dragon you asked us to attack, and it was our fault in the end?

good!

Xitian is very emotional!

If we talk about ambush Bailong later, please tell me!

I won't do it!

Seeing that the three people did not reply, Amitabha roared loudly: "Remember?"

Suddenly, the wind rippled in Lingshan Mountain, and there was lightning and thunder!

Tathagata's hair, which was coiled on his head, was blown away by the strong wind!

The three of them suddenly alerted themselves and said in unison: "Remember, Master!"

Snap, snap, snap!

Amitabha raised his hand, slapped each of the three people in the mouth again, turned his head and turned into a stream of light, disappearing.

Why!

There are tens of thousands of monks in the Western Heaven, and the last bit of pride in their hearts is gone.

The three great Buddhas were captured and thrown away by the picket spirit king.

Dead people!

What glory can they have in the Western Heaven?

However, we are bound by a heavenly contract with Amitabha, so we can't walk away even if we want to.

Woohoo!

I've boarded the pirate ship and can't get off!

well…

Patriarch Bodhi looked at the three great Buddhas and sighed: "You three, don't feel wronged. Three quasi-sages were captured alive by Daluo Jinxian in the middle period. Senior brother, can you not be angry? Okay, relax."

Woohoo!

Tathagata lit the lamp, and Maitreya breathed a sigh of relief.

Although Patriarch Bodhi shouted at them, he did not punch them in the face in front of all the monks.

From this point of view, quasi-Tibi is getting better than just a little bit!

Patriarch Bodhi asked softly: "Duobao, since the ambush failed, why don't you find an excuse to come back?"

Tathagata said aggrievedly: "Uncle Master, it's a long story. Originally, we were going to come back. However, that evil dragon used a trick to trap us all."

"What trick was used?" Patriarch Bodhi asked in confusion.

Tathagata glanced at the lantern and said: "Uncle Master, I am using the trampoline used by Taishang Laojun..."

"Tai Shang Laojun plays on the trampoline???"

Patriarch Bodhi was confused when he heard this.

How come Taishang Laojun knows how to play on the trampoline? Why would he play on the trampoline when he has nothing to do?

Patriarch Bodhi asked in confusion: "You mean, Bailong used Lao Tou Le to lure you back?"

Tathagata timidly raised his eyes and said: "Uncle Master, this is not an old man's joy, but an immortal's dance!"

Patriarch Bodhi originally wanted to comfort Tathagata.

This is so cute!

He talks vaguely, how long does it take to be an old man, right?

Patriarch Bodhi roared: "I'm asking you about something serious. Why don't you give me a few words?"

no……

Tathagata lowered his head in grievance again.

Wanting to ease the awkward atmosphere, Uncle Zhunti also became angry.

It’s so difficult!

Patriarch Bodhi roared: "It's you! Duobao, I say it's you! If Cihang hadn't returned to heaven, the Central Buddha would have killed you, you know? Just answer the questions cheerfully, and keep the rest of the remarks.

Let me guess? Why don't you say that the Jade Emperor plays on the trampoline, that's how the immortal jumps!"

Tathagata Buddha timidly said: "The Jade Emperor can also play on the trampoline..."

"Go move the bricks!!!"

Buzz!

The three great Buddhas Tathagata, Maitreya and Ran Deng were stunned when Patriarch Bodhi called him, and they quickly flew down from the clouds and joined the construction team.

Patriarch Bodhi is helpless, what kind of exquisite products are these?

"gather!"

Whoosh!

The next second, tens of thousands of monks in Lingshan lined up neatly in front of Patriarch Bodhi.

Bodhisattva

Patriarch Ti had a stern face and said loudly: "Bitter sand, prepare to sing!"

Tens of thousands of monks in Lingshan sang with solemn expressions.

"The bitter sand blows and hurts the face."

"Like father's scolding and mother's crying, they will never be forgotten."



"He said that in the wind and rain, this little pain is nothing."

"Wipe away your tears and don't be afraid, at least we still have dreams!"
To be continued...
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