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36. When he was in his second year of high school, his class teacher was a slutty middle-aged man with glasses. He always secretly caught his classmates in his evening study. One night, he quietly reached out his head from the old-fashioned window with anti-theft iron railings, and suddenly roared: "Who will tell me again!" The whole class suddenly became quiet. A minute later, his faint voice floated above his head: "Well, my head is stuck here and I can't get out. Who do you help me?"

37. When I was in junior high school, I messed up with others. I was blocked by more than 20 people on the weekend. I rushed into the toilet and dragged out a shit-stick covered in Xiang. You guessed it right! The scene turned around instantly, and I chased and beat a group of people alone!

38. When I was walking on the road today, I saw a woman of about 180 kilograms coming across. When I passed by, my friend suddenly said, "This woman is so fat!" The woman turned around and slapped me. My brother was angry at that time, rolled up his sleeves and went up to fight her. Later, if my friend hadn't stopped me, I would have been beaten to death by her."

39. Interviewer: "Your resume says that your mental arithmetic speed is very fast, so let me ask you, what is nineteen times seventeen?" I blurted out: "Thirty-six!" Interviewer: "This is too far away." I: "But it's right soon."

40. I bought a durian today. Because my family didn’t like the taste, I secretly hid in the room alone. When I was having dinner, my 4-year-old cousin kept picking up the dishes for me and said to me: "Sister, eat more. If it is not enough, I will give you this bowl. Don’t hide in the bedroom alone to eat shit in the future."

41. On the way home from Valentine's Day last year, I saw a sugarcane seller. I wanted to eat it and bought one. When I got home, I met my mother and walked out to walk the dog. My mother said: Other girls have brought a boyfriend to carry a bouquet of flowers. Look at you again, holding a golden cudgel like a monkey.

42. When I went to school in the morning, I only wore a long-sleeved one. My mother took a coat and handed it to me and said: Put it on quickly, otherwise I will be awakened by the cold in class... Damn, this is definitely my dear mother...

43. My wife was very second. Yesterday, she was bitten by a dog at home. This guy was not angry. She also helped the dog take a shower and dried it with a hair dryer. I was wondering whether she wanted to repay her kindness. But when the climax came, she bit the dog gorgeously, and the dog ran away with a miserable voice...

44. I had to leave at 4 o'clock in the morning. As a result, I woke up at around 3 o'clock and saw my wife fiddling with food in the kitchen. I said with a touching look: You actually cook breakfast for me so early. My wife turned around and looked surprised: Why are you getting up? I will cook a midnight snack...

45. When I was a child, my mother beat me up. So I always fantasized about how good my mother made money at work and how good my father was at home. It was not until after junior high school that I was adolescent, and I grew taller and I was resistant to beatings. I realized that my father didn’t beat me when he was a child because we were afraid of beating me to death.

46. ​​I have liked a goddess for a long time. When I gave her a gift, she would accept it. Recently, when I gave her a gift, she always said to me: Save it. The goddess is so nice. I want to save money for me! I think I still have hope.

47. Two days ago, the teacher called and said that my son scored 98 points in Chinese and Mathematics and scored 17 points in math. The child was too serious for the subject. He was stress-free and was light. I gave him a good beating. I would say that this exam would be much better. He scored 17 points in Chinese and Mathematics.

48. There is a chick that is very strange. She doesn’t like to dig bugs. She is born to like digging bracken. Other chicks laugh at him, and he is very sad. The chicken mother comforted him and said, “Don’t cry, you are the strongest one.” “Really?” “Well, because you are digging fern chickens.”

49. Today I took a long-distance bus back to my hometown from the city. It took about 4 hours, and it was a rugged mountain road. A loser girl called in the car very loudly, meaning that her boyfriend invited her seafood at noon and took him to play wherever he played. She showed off her various things. Not long after, she became motion sick and vomited, and she vomited tomato noodles all over the floor.

50. My mother came to the Internet cafe to catch me. I hurriedly stared at the screen and played games seriously, because serious men were the most handsome. I must be so handsome that my mother didn’t even recognize me.

51. Me: "If I give something to someone else on my own initiative, I won't feel sorry for how much I give it. But if the other party insists on me, I will be very disgusted and would rather throw it away than give it to it." Teacher: "This is the reason why you don't hand in your homework?"

52. During a debate, Watt said excitedly: "I observed it for a long time and found that heating at the bottom of the basin will make the water boil and the boiling water will produce water vapor. The power of this water vapor is very strong! It can even push the above..."

"I didn't ask you this!" The judge interrupted Watt, "I asked, didn't you really find your dad in the bathtub at that time?"

53. On the road, the old man accidentally hit the car of a young man in society by riding a bicycle, and a few scratches appeared on the body of the car. The young man scolded the old man and asked the old man to pay the money. The old man cried so anxiously. At this time, a kind old lady in the crowd whispered to the old man: "Uncle, lie down, you understand..." The old man blushed and replied angrily: "I understand your sister, when is it time you still want that..."

54. Cao Cao filled the wine, and Guan Yu said, "When I go and kill Hua Xiong, I will drink this wine." Then he flew onto a horse and the drums sounded loudly.

When Guan Yu returned to the central army's tent, Cao Cao praised: "The wine in the cup is still warm..."

Guan Yu also tasted a sip of wine: "It's really hot, where did you buy this thermos cup? I also want to buy one."

55. Young man: Master, why do you still have to become a monk if you are so wise?

Master: Because of some common things.

Young man: Then give me an example?

Master: No!

56. In the countryside, I asked my son to help his grandmother drive the ducks from the pond home. After calling him several times, he was unmoved. I yelled at my son in anger: "Are you going?" My son looked aggrieved: "Don't force me, you know, the matter of driving birds cannot be forced."

57. Walking on the road at night, a group of people rushed over to fight. I stood there motionless and watched them walk away. A girl next to me suddenly called out, "Brother, you are so brave, please leave a number?" I didn't even look at her and said, "Get out." Then I silently picked up the five yuan that was stepping on the soles of my feet!

58. I looked through her wedding album with my mother. My mother said while looking, "I really want to go back to the time when your dad proposed to me." I asked curiously, "Is it very romantic at that time?" My mom closed the album: "If I had known you looked like this, I should have rejected your dad at that time."

59. One day, I met an old lady who was stumbled on the road. She didn't say anything and had to ask for money. I was anxious. I recalled that there was a very awesome skill in the joke, so I picked up the phone and pretended to call. Dad, I called 500,000 yuan on my card, and I was going to kill someone. At this time, the old lady slapped me on the ground with a big slap in the face, and drove an electric car to act like a tall, rich and handsome guy. Then... I lay calmly on the ground!

60. A man had a wife giving birth to a child in the hospital. He was anxiously waiting outside the door... Half an hour later, the nurse came out and said to him excitedly: "xx, congratulations, I gave birth to a father, you are going to be a son." Do you think this is gc? Then you are wrong. Gc is my buddy who said something even more shocking: "Haha, I finally become a son." The hospital was petrified on the spot!

61. On the day of getting the marriage certificate, it was time to take a photo session. The couple in front of us took a photo first, first to take a photo of the man and then to the woman. When it was our turn, I said to my wife, "You should take it first." My wife said, "You should take it first!" The photo was taken silently: "You two want to take a photo together, the couple in front was divorced..."

62. In autumn, every time I go home, I take off my autumn clothes, take off my bra, and put on my autumn clothes. I think it’s troublesome, so I develop the habit of putting my bra outside my autumn clothes and putting on my coat. Once, I saw the male god in a cafe with the air conditioning turned on warmly. I was hot, and I took off my coat without thinking too much...!!! I can’t forget the male god’s eyes yet!!!

63. Thinking about it now, no wonder women were not allowed to be officials in ancient times. Just imagine, the female official asked the criminal: "Do you know your crime?" The criminal said: "Sir, I'm wronged! What did the villain do wrong?" The female official followed up like a conditioned reflex: "Hmph, you are right, how could you be wrong."

64. I remember when I was in the first grade of elementary school, I got three good students. The head teacher told me: You will be the first to go up to receive the award later. You must be polite. I nodded solemnly. When the school meeting was held, the principal called me and gave me a certificate of award. So I knelt down and kowtowed three times to the principal. From then on, I have become a legend of immortality in our school...

65. One person walked into the supermarket to buy the following items: 1 toothbrush, 1 toothpaste, 1 roll of toilet paper; 1 frozen dinner, 1 box of popcorn. The female cashier said, "Are you single?" The man replied in a very sarcastic tone: "How do you know, because I only bought one of everything?" The woman replied, "No, because you are ugly."

66. Today I bought a new pair of pants for the second-hand husband... He came back in less than ten minutes after he went out, and his knee broke. I angrily said: You broke the pants I just bought in less than ten minutes! Who knew that the second-hand husband said aggrievedly: I'm sorry~ I didn't have time to take off my pants when I fell...I:……………

67. I was only four or five years old when I was a child. I slept with my father and mother. I pulled Xiang a bed in the middle of the night. I was afraid that my parents would see it. I held Xiang Xiang out to wash with my hands before I got out of bed. Before I got out of bed, my mother's legs were mixed. Xiang greeted my father's face with one hand. You will never know my father's resentful eyes, and it's too much to say that they are tears!
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