Chapter 8 Win-Win, Guest Officer!
"Sorry, distinguished guest, since the establishment of Wugang Trust Shop, we have never had a customer refuse to pay."
Fang Xingyang raised his head, with that professional smile still on his lips.
But the mourner looked at it, as if there was something terrible hidden in this smile.
Fang Xingyang took off the ghost soul lamp from his waist and raised it in his hand.
The mourner didn't know what kind of trick this guy used. After he took off the soul lantern, all the decorations on the display cabinet started to chirp.
At first glance, all the display cabinets were filled with the body tissues of some monsters.
At this moment, they seemed to be awakened by a force at the same time, making various strange sounds in their own way.
"I'm sorry to disturb you, but you don't have to worry. They just can't stand the behavior of defaulting on debts. After all, if it weren't for defaulting on debts, most of them would still be active all over the world." Fang Xingyang said to the funeral with a smile.
The reporter said.
[The status of "The Undertaker" changes from "Doubt" to "Fear"]
[Ding - your speech successfully caused the panic of "The Undertaker". This is the first time you have launched an effective attack on an object with a huge gap in strength from yourself. [Talking with Monsters] skill proficiency 12]
"Is this the rule in your store?" the mourner said hoarsely.
"That's right! It's not just the rules in our store, it's the same in our entire commission shop industry. Take people's money and do things for them. If the people don't give you money after doing things... I'm sorry, we can only find a way.
Come and make up for your losses." Fang Xingyang smiled.
"I don't have a ghost, I don't need that kind of thing." The mourner lowered his head, "How can I get a ghost?"
Fang Xingyang could see that when the decorations in the store started to chirp, the mourner had an urge to leave. At this time, it was standing at the door, seemingly not giving up the idea of turning around and running away.
But Fang Xingyang discovered something magical.
"I know that in your eyes I am just a weak human being. If you are willing, you can kill me with a snap of your fingers."
"But now that I am an official employee of the Wugang Commission Shop, if you kill me, it will be difficult to solve the living problems of the residents of the entire Storm Corridor District. By then, everyone will focus on you."
Fang Xingyang said, suddenly approaching the mourner.
"You don't want to...not be able to collect even a single body in the future, right?"
"Becoming someone who is despised by everyone. Even if everyone has a body, they would rather let it rot and burn it than give it to you. That must be such a cruel thing!"
"Stop talking, tell me how to get the ghost, and I'll find it for you!" The mourner raised his head and stared at Fang Xingyang with blood-red eyes.
But Fang Xingyang was not afraid at all.
Looking behind the mourner with a smile.
"I think that six hundred ghosts is not a small amount for you who are currently penniless. If you were to earn these ghosts, I am afraid that the time spent during this period would be enough for you to receive a lot of corpses. So, six hundred ghosts are not a small amount for you.
A hundred ghosts will be spared."
"Our store happens to be lacking a door right now, and I think your coffin lid would be quite suitable."
With that said, Fang Xingyang walked around behind the mourner and visually measured the length and width of the coffin lid.
The mourner was stunned.
"According to my understanding, your soul-suppressing coffin should be a magic weapon similar to my soul lamp. When the corpse is placed in the soul-suppressing coffin, it will be converted into energy for your use after a while, even without the coffin.
The cover still does not affect normal use; and my soul lamp can transform life into the corpse you need. If you look at it this way, we can still reach a long-term business relationship in the future."
Fang Xingyang jumped in front of the mourner again and looked at it with laughter.
"You want my... coffin lid?!" The mourner's tone was obviously much more depressed.
For a moment, invisible pressure fell from the sky, and even under the pressure of this powerful aura, most of the decorations on the display cabinets closed their "mouths".
"Of course, it's just my personal speculation that the coffin lid is useless. If you are reluctant to give it, then we have to entrust the shop to use some internal means..." After saying that, Fang Xingyang glanced at the decorations on the display cabinet with a smirk on his face.
This glance completely shut the "mouths" of the last few still active decorations.
"You mean, if I give you the coffin lid, I don't have to pay the six hundred ghosts, and I can come to you to collect the body in the future?" The mourner's tone was hesitant, but Fang Xingyang could also hear his helplessness from it.
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"Of course! And in that case, you will become our regular customer. If you spend more time in our store, we can give you a discount! You can pay more attention to some ways to earn ghosts when you are out, and wait until you can't accept it anymore.
When you get to the corpse, come to me with the ghost in exchange! It’s a win-win situation!”
Bang!
As soon as Fang Xingyang finished speaking, the mourner slammed the soul coffin to the ground.
The lid of the soul-crushing coffin slid open under violent vibrations and was caught by the mourners.
"Here, I keep my word, I'll give you this, and the ghost won't have to pay."
As soon as the mourner let go, the heavy coffin lid fell down, and Fang Xingyang's pupils suddenly shrank.
After a "bang" sound, he was hit to the ground by the coffin lid.
"Okay! It's a deal! Then the cost of this service will be deducted from the coffin lid. Welcome to visit next time! The door of Wugang Commission Shop will always be open for you!" Fang Xingyang's cheerful voice came from under the coffin lid.
sound.
A few seconds later, he emerged from under the coffin lid with bared teeth, and saw the mourner turning away with a disappointed look on his face, as if regretting that he was not crushed to death this time.
"Hmph...ghost? It's something only weak creatures need! I won't have so many coffin lids for you next time you visit..."
The mourner carried the uncovered coffin on his back and walked out of the store cursing.
[Ding—Congratulations on obtaining the [rare] level prop: Soul-Suppressing Coffin Lid! 】
[Ding—Congratulations on winning the title [Tongue of Exorcism]! 】
[Title Introduction: After a lot of competition, you finally deceived the [Strong Enemy Level] target "Undertaker" away, and only used two [Ordinary] quality [Alchemy Embryos] in exchange for [Rare] level props. Your
The level of deception is beyond the reach of ordinary people!】
[Title attribute: The persuasion rate against targets in the "lawful" camp and the "neutral" camp is permanently increased by 5%.]
After listening to the footsteps of the mourners gradually disappearing, Fang Xingyang's face was filled with joy.
"How can there be such a good deal in this world!" He said to himself, holding the lid of the soul-suppressing coffin and slowly moving to the door.
"What a fit!"
“It’s almost custom-made!”
"This is much stronger than the old broken wooden door, and it also has patterns!"
"Such a solid feeling! I guess even the three-headed demon of anger can't hit it!"
"Isn't the store manager happy when he comes back?"
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Next, just wait for the elf to wake up and ask her to help install the door. He can also learn how to repair the door frame and install the door himself.
"Well...it's a win-win situation!"
[Ding - Warm reminder: Remember that you promised to take care of the dark elf, it’s time to see if she kicked the quilt! 】
Chapter completed!