Chapter 142: Silly Zhu hit a stick, Yi Zhonghai was stunned(1/2)
Not to mention anything else, Shazhu is pretty good at cooking. A small stir-fried pork dish and a side dish were all ready in a matter of seconds.
Xie Linlin looked at the dishes on the table, and her taste buds were really aroused. If you want to conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach. This saying also applies to women.
"Come and eat, try my craftsmanship." Silhu quickly came over with a bowl today and looked at Xie Linlin with a smile.
Xie Linlin felt a little blushing, but she was tempted by the delicious food, so she picked up a piece of kuaizi and put it in her mouth.
So delicious!
Xie Linlin was really conquered at this moment. She felt that none of the previous emperors had ever tasted such delicious food.
But, it's not because of Sha Zhu's chef, it may be because she hasn't eaten meat for a long time, so it gave her an unparalleled feeling.
"It's really delicious, Silly Zhu. Your cooking skills are also very good." Xie Linlin praised Silly Zhu without hesitation. She looked at Silly Zhu with something else in her eyes.
Silly Zhu was indescribably happy to be praised by the person he wanted to mess with. There was no suspense about winning the game now, but he just didn't know if he could eat meat today.
"If it tastes good, eat more." Silly Zhu also picked up the bowl quickly and had lunch with Xie Linlin. From time to time, he would pick up dishes for Xie Linlin, and then say some words that made Xie Linlin feel good, which made Xie Linlin's face look pale.
I blushed.
Soon, the lunch time that made Xie Linlin's heart swelled, ended unknowingly, and she suddenly felt why this time was not slower.
Silly Zhu cared about her meticulously while eating, which made her really enjoy this feeling. She was already thinking about the days she would spend with Silly Zhu in the future.
The feeling that Silly Zhu gave her was that she wanted to be with her. In this case, it would be bad if Silly Zhu had a bad reputation. She didn't care about it anyway.
She also believes that her children will also like Shazhu. Besides, Shazhu will definitely not do bad things anymore, and will gradually get better, and will not affect her children in the future.
If Silly Zhu knew that Xie Linlin thought this way, he would probably laugh his teeth out. It can only be said that Silly Zhu had a very good IQ when he was wrong about Qin Huairu. Didn't he easily control Xie Linlin this time?
"Silly pillar! Silly pillar!"
Silly Zhu heard the voice calling him outside, and he was a little confused. Why did Jia Zhang come to him?
"Jia Zhang, what's wrong?" Si Zhu opened the door and saw that the person who came was indeed Jia Zhang. He asked unhappily.
The same goes for Jia Zhang. She couldn't come to him at any time, but it happened to be when the atmosphere between herself and Xie Linlin was the most intense.
"Si Zhu, are you eating something good?" Jia Zhang tried her best to look into Si Zhu's house, but Si Zhu was blocking her tightly and she couldn't see anything.
"No, where can I eat something delicious? Go back quickly." Silly Zhu didn't want Jia Zhang to disturb him at this time. Wouldn't this cause trouble for himself?
If he waits until he captures Xie Linlin, it will be okay to let these people know. The key point is that it hasn't been done yet, so he has to be more cautious.
Mrs. Jia Zhang was not a fool. She wanted to push Silly Zhu away and rush in directly, but Silly Zhu was so strong that she really couldn't push him away. "Why are you blocking me? Let me in, I want to eat meat."
Silly Zhu felt helpless, why did Jia Zhang have such a sharp nose? If he didn't send Jia Zhang away now, it would be a bit troublesome.
There was no other way, Shazhu could only say, "Just wait."
Then he closed the door hard, walked to the table, picked up some stir-fried pork, opened the door again, and handed it to Jia Zhang.
After Mrs. Jia Zhang took the plate of leftovers, Shazhu said directly: "This is it, you can take it and eat it."
Then he closed the door.
Mrs. Jia Zhang hadn't noticed anything unusual about Silly Zhu. She just looked at the stir-fried pork in her hand, feeling that she could finally eat something good.
But when Jia Zhang saw it, there wasn't much left. She suddenly wanted to scold Silly Zhu. She felt that Silly Zhu only had this little left, so who could eat it?
This stupid Zhu will have to go to the labor camp sooner or later. He cooked delicious food and didn't know how to bring it to me. He is really damned. He is destined to be a destitute and can only clean toilets for the rest of his life.
Despite the scolding, Mrs. Jia and Zhang hurried home. After all, it was a plate of stir-fried pork. Although there was no meat, the chili was still very fragrant. If paired with steamed buns, it would be really a scorpion-laden papa - the only one.
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"Is that your neighbor?"
Xie Linlin listened to the conversation between Shazhu and Jia Zhang without missing a word, so he asked curiously.
Silly Zhu nodded and said: "Yes, it's the neighbor next to me. This is the person just now. She just has something wrong with her brain. No, she smelled it and came to me to ask for food."
"Well, it won't be a very uncomfortable day," Xie Linlin said.
"That's not true." Silly Zhu shook his head, clearing the table with his hands, "She usually doesn't go out, but if she smells the smell of meat, she will be like this."
Xie Linlin believed what Shazhu said. She also thought it was amazing how could there be such a person who would come to ask for food after smelling the smell.
Silly Zhu's hands were not slow at all. It was understandable that he had been single for so many years. After everything was packed up, Silly Zhu sat directly next to Xie Linlin.
I saw him looking at Xie Linlin affectionately, and then said: "Xie Linlin, let me tell you directly. Although I have never been with a partner, I think you are really good."
As Silly Zhu spoke, he slowly put his hand on Xie Linlin's shoulder. Xie Linlin did not refuse and said in a voice as loud as a mosquito's fly, "Yeah."
This time Silly Zhu became even bolder, and slowly held Xie Linlin in his arms. At this time, he looked at Xie Linlin, and suddenly felt that this face that was not too fair was also so beautiful.
Then Shazhu's eyes involuntarily looked at Xie Linlin's proudest place. Suddenly, Shazhu's heat rushed to the top of his head and reached the critical point.
"I hate it~" Xie Linlin noticed that Si Zhu's hot gaze was looking at her erect part, which made her say shyly involuntarily.
Silly Zhu looked at the blushing Xie Linlin. He felt that he couldn't bear it any longer. He gently supported Xie Linlin's face with one hand, and then he was about to kiss her, trying the feeling that his friend in the detention center said.
But at this moment, there was another shout from outside the door.
"Silly pillar! Silly pillar!"
This directly interrupted Shazhu's movements. His eyes were filled with gloomy eyes, and he whispered to Xie Linlin, "Wait for me first."
Silly Zhu opened the door, walked out directly, and then closed the door. When he saw the person who called him, he could no longer hold back the anger in his heart.
"Xu Damao, I can't kill you."
Xu Damao was dumbfounded. What happened to this stupid Zhu? Why was he so angry as soon as he left the house and came straight towards him?
The instinct of survival made Xu Damao quickly say:
"Si Zhu, Si Zhu, what are you doing? If you dare to hit me, you will have to do hard labor for the rest of your life. We will see who can save you then."
After Sha Zhu heard this, he stopped abruptly, and he and Xu Damao looked at each other a few steps away.
"What were you shouting just now? Soul-calling?" Although he couldn't do anything, Silly Zhu could still yell at Xu Damao. After all, no one could bear to be interrupted at a critical moment.
Xu Damao looked at Si Zhu who had stopped. He breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Si Zhu wouldn't hit him anymore. "Why didn't you go to work today?"
"Do you want to take care of it? Grandpa, I have something to do, can't I?" Silly Zhu has always been at odds with Xu Damao, not to mention the growing hatred later on, so he is not polite at all, and there is nothing to be polite about.
"You." Xu Damao was angry, "Why have you become like this now? Can't you respect me a little bit?"
Silly Zhu smiled and said, "Respect you? It's good that I didn't kill you. Get out of here. Grandpa, I'm going to bed."
"Silly Zhu!" Xu Damao could only watch as Silly Zhu went home. He had no choice. Originally, he wanted to disgust Silly Zhu, but instead he was disgusted by Silly Zhu. He really seemed to have eaten shit.
Same.
Xie Linlin also took the opportunity to regain her mentality when Silly Zhu went out just now. When Silly Zhu came back again, she joked: "There are quite a few people looking for you."
"Don't mention it, they are all people with problems." Silly Zhu waved his hand. He didn't want to talk about this. He sat next to Xie Linlin again. The feeling was not as strong as before.
Silly Zhu couldn't help scolding Xu Damao in his heart. If it hadn't been for him, he would have been a real man for more than twenty years now! Do you know how I have lived these past twenty years?
Xu Damao, hum!
Although I can't do anything to you openly, I can deal with Qin Jingru. This is what you forced me to do.
Originally, Shazhu had given up on this idea for Qin Jingru, but now Xu Damao actually interrupted his good deeds, so he could only retaliate to Xu Damao.
"Si Zhu," Xie Linlin looked at Si Zhu and asked emotionally, "Will you be good to me?"
Silly Zhu hugged her again and said word by word: "Don't worry, I will be good to you forever, so that you will no longer worry about this or that."
Silly Zhu's words are impeccable, although he doesn't think so in his heart.
As soon as Xie Linlin heard Sha Zhu's promise, her body softened and she leaned against Sha Zhu. She looked at Sha Zhu lovingly.
Seeing this, Silly Zhu knew that Xie Linlin must have been thinking about that too, but when he was about to kiss her, he stopped and waited for a moment. He was afraid that some blind person would jump out and disturb him again.
Fortunately, no one called him this time.
Silly Zhu closed his eyes, felt Xie Linlin's tenderness with his arms, and was about to reach out and kiss her, feeling something he had never felt in his life before, that magical feeling that was impossible to refuse.
"Silly pillar! Silly pillar!"
Shazhu suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Xie Linlin who was close to Chi Chi. He was so angry that he let go of Xie Linlin, slammed the table, opened the door and rushed out.
"You horse rider, if I don't mess with you today, I won't call you He Yuzhu."
Xie Linlin looked at Silhu who rushed out. She was a little worried, so she ran to the door to watch.
This time the person who called Silly Zhu was none other than Siheyuan Pirate Saint Bangge. It is said that after Bangge was released from the detention center, his mood changed drastically and he no longer felt like a child.
After he came back, he didn't want to study anymore and stayed at home all day. No matter what Qin Huairu said, he didn't go to school. He said he would go to school after he had a good rest.
No, Mrs. Jia Zhang just brought a plate of delicious food home. Banggeng was lying on the bed, but when she smelled it, Mrs. Jia Zhang had already finished eating it in two bites and was licking the plate.
"Grandma, why don't you give me food?" Banggeng was very angry. Although Jia Zhang was selfish in the past, she still thought about him, but now Jia Zhang simply ignores him.
Mrs. Jia Zhang put down the plate, burped a little, glanced at Banggeng and said: "That's it, I can't eat enough for myself. Besides, if you want to eat, you can get it yourself. Silly Zhu's house has a lot of delicious food."
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"Damn old woman." BangGeng cursed and then left the house, leaving Jia and Zhang standing there staring angrily.
Bangge hadn't thought yet that Jia Zhang got the food from Si Zhu, but it would be easy if Si Zhu had something delicious, wasn't what Si Zhu had his?
To be continued...