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Chapter 182 Say hello to the emperor first

Eunuch Li was almost scared out of his mind. He originally wanted to let his most trustworthy apprentice do the experiment, but even if he told the truth, it would be a little conflict between the young eunuchs at most. Who would have thought that this kid would just let it go without speaking.

He also started gossiping about the ladies in the harem. This is a life-threatening sin. Eunuch Li would have regretted it to death. If he had known better, no one would use it, so he would just go up and do the experiment himself.

Look at the old fox, still pointing his fingers up and down at Eunuch Ma.

As Eunuch Ma spoke, he simply sat down on the ground.

"Master, you always teach your disciples that we are the Emperor's slaves and must be loyal to the Emperor. Your disciples all obey you, but do you know that they are jealous of your disciples and give them little shoes to wear behind your back? They even deliberately

Close the door tightly so that the disciples can't get in, woo woo, bully others, woo woo..."

I cried so much that tears and runny nose came out. I looked so pitiful.

The emperor waved his hand to Cui Zhifan.

Cui Zhifan quickly stopped the old fox's fingers, and the old fox sat down on the imperial desk, panting heavily from exhaustion.

Eunuch Ma, who was sitting on the ground, was a little confused. He didn't understand why there were tears on his face. The most important thing was that he didn't understand how he dared to sit on the floor of the royal study room with such a bold and unrestrained posture.

He looked at the master and saw that his face was so ugly that he was frightened to death.

Eunuch Ma rolled over and got up, kowtowing as if pounding garlic, "Your Majesty, please forgive me, Your Majesty, please forgive me."

The emperor smiled and said to Eunuch Li: "You are a good disciple. Please cultivate him more in the future. Don't treat him badly."

When Eunuch Li heard this, he was overjoyed. He quickly knelt down and kowtowed to the emperor to thank him, "Yes, slave, I know. Thank you for your grace. Thank you for your grace."

Turning his head to look at the blinded apprentice, Eunuch Li wished he could hit him twice.

Being so tactless requires loyalty to gain the attention of the emperor.

An experiment ended like this. The emperor still felt that he still had some unfinished business. He looked at the old fox squatting on his desk and licking his paws, and asked Cui Zhifan, "How about letting it be tested on the ladies?"

Cui Zhifan knelt on the ground, "Your Majesty, I don't dare, please spare me."

Who dares to experiment on ladies?

If the ladies dare to tell the truth and reveal some of the emperor's secrets, will he, a minister, still die?

This emperor is so scary that he can scare even good people into having heart attacks.

Cui Zhifan wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Your Majesty, how about... can you find another one to come in and try?"

After listening to Cui Zhifan's words, the emperor's eyes were fixed on him. Cui Zhifan was excited and waved to the emperor quickly, "Your Majesty, please don't take Wei Chen's idea. Wei Chen still has to help the Emperor take care of the old fox?"

He pointed at the arrogant old fox standing aside and said to the emperor, "If this guy has no one to discipline him, he will dare to go anywhere. If he climbs into some empress's palace and gives random instructions, what if...

A queen ran out disheveled..."

Okay, there is no need to say more here.

Just thinking about that scene, the emperor felt that the green head could raise a horse, so he quickly waved his hand, "Okay, find another one. I have to really see what it is capable of, otherwise how dare you let a furry beast come to help search the palace?"

The traitor."

Looking at the lazy old fox again, the emperor was still a little worried, "You said, just a thing like this, will it really confuse others? Will it make the traitor tell the truth?"

Cui Zhifan nodded, "It can definitely be done. Don't worry, Your Majesty. However... there is a prerequisite. You must first have a target to suspect before you can let it cast spells on the target. Otherwise, there are so many people in the palace, and you can't let it chase them one by one.

Try it, it will be bad if the real traitor is alerted."

"Target?" The emperor frowned, "I just listened to you because I had no clue. I tried this thing. If I had a goal, would I still need this? Can't my own six doors work?"

Hearing what the emperor said, Cui Zhifan scratched his head, glanced at the old fox who could only point fingers, and smiled flatteringly, "Your Majesty, don't you just see that you are worried about the traitor? I think that I have solved a lot of difficult problems recently with the help of this old fox.

case, that’s why I wanted to see if I could get it to help?”

But now there is no target, and the monarch and his ministers are worried about guarding the old fox.

"Speaking of which, I haven't asked you yet, where did you catch this old fox? It wasn't tamed since childhood, so how could it listen to you like this?"

The emperor picked up the memorial on the table and hit the old fox from a distance.

The old fox tilted his head and looked at him twice, then turned his face to the other side, not bothering to talk to him.

Cui Zhifan grinned, a little ashamed of the old fox's attitude towards the emperor.

"Your Majesty, the little girl from Sister Weichen's family, the one named Jiabaoer, she caught the old fox. No, no, she caught the old fox's child, the little fox, and then the old fox followed her. Don't look at this

It is a beast. Apart from being unable to speak, it is much smarter than humans in other aspects."

"My niece Jiabao still talked to it, and it could understand it. Sometimes it danced in front of Jiabao, and Jiabao actually understood what it meant. I was surprised and asked Jiabao

Jiabao'er can't explain what is going on. What can a child of four or five years old know? I guess they are just relying on guesswork and talking like a duck."

"However, my niece has an advantage that no one else has, and that is that she specializes in raising some strange and weird things. Among the pets she keeps are a wolf cub, a tiger cub, two foxes, and two big black birds.

Have you ever seen those two birds? They can speak human words, they can curse people, they can throw stones at people when they are angry, they don’t buy anyone’s face, they think about how to make trouble all day long, they really can be as naughty as they want.

.”

The emperor listened with great interest, and when he stopped talking, he quickly asked curiously, "Why don't you bring those two birds into the palace for me to see? Maybe let them fly around the palace a few times, and they can find us."

Something that cannot be discovered.”

When Cui Zhifan heard this, he quickly waved his hands and said, "Your Majesty, I dare not bring these two into the palace. If they do, their mouths will make you angry to death. You also heard about Zhenbei Hou some time ago.

You got angry at home and beat up the young prince, right? Why? Is it because of the good things these two birds did..."

Barabara.

Cui Zhifan told the emperor about the deeds of Duoduo and Shaoshao. The emperor laughed loudly and almost burst out laughing, "Oh, there is such a naughty bird. I have never heard of it. Hahaha, Zhenbei Hou's scandalous idea

, Hahaha, toothpick, hahahaha..."

Just imagining that scene can make people laugh half to death, not to mention that the always stern-faced Marquis Zhenbei was said to be like a toothpick by two birds, which made the emperor burst into tears from laughter.

"When we wait for the Mid-Autumn Palace Banquet, you can bring these two birds in and let me have a look..."
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