Chapter 243 Don't Want to Study in the Palace
The little fairy taught them the salute posture, and these two birds felt that they had learned it well.
The little fairy said that they represent her face, so she must behave accordingly and not embarrass her.
Rules are bullshit.
But they don't dare to say it, especially when they see the people closest to the fairy, they also know the rules of pretending honestly.
Otherwise, if you complain to them, the fairies will pull their hair and play with them.
As for whether other people behave well or not? That's hard to say.
Damn it, they don’t dare to make mistakes in front of Madam, and they don’t dare to do it in front of those fat-headed people?
Seeing them eating, drinking, having fun, and doing all kinds of things, the two birds wanted to go up and scratch people with their claws.
If such people were in their heaven, they would have been struck by lightning and turned into turtles and bastards.
Still the kind that cannot be reincarnated.
Snap.
He was thinking so hard that his feet became unsteady and he almost fell over.
When Xia saw these two birds, she wanted to laugh. Especially when she thought about how they asked Chu Zhaoheng to look for monkeys when they saw them, Xia laughed so much that her shoulders shook.
"These two guys are here again. Come here and let me see what your little master wants to eat today."
Duoduo stepped forward, stretched his feet in front of Xia, and asked Xia to pick up the bamboo tube for delivering the message, while saying slyly, "Whose little lady is this? She looks so handsome, come and give me a smile."
Mrs. Xia was angry and laughed, stretched out her hand and flicked its head, "Try talking again, be careful and you will be roasted."
"Guagua," he took off the bamboo tube, Duoduo jumped back, pretending to be frightened, and shouted: "You little girl is very dishonest. I have a lot of money in my family. Give me a smile. I have a lot of money here for you.
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After saying that, he stroking his non-existent beard with one paw, Mung Bean rolled his eyes and said proudly: "Young Master, what do you think I learned well? Does it look like it?"
Shao Shao shook his head and shook his body and said, "It's not like that. That fat pig took off his pants and exposed his butt after he said that. You didn't take off your pants, and you don't have such a white butt."
Everyone in the room laughed.
Mrs. Xia laughed so hard that tears came out.
Grandma Wu's face turned red, she picked up the feather duster and stepped forward to greet her, "These two thieves must have gone to that unseemly place to watch the fun. They dare to say any nonsense in front of the ladies. I'm an old slave tomorrow.
When I see the princess, I must report to the princess."
Duoduo and Shaoshao flapped their wings and spat at Aunt Wu, "You are the one who went to an improper place. Young men go to good places. The sister there is so handsome, fragrant and beautiful."
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He lowered his head and looked at Nanny Wu, "She's much prettier than you."
"It's just that, she's much prettier than you."
Wiping her tears from laughter, Ms. Cui took the bamboo tube handed over by Ms. Xia and opened it. Inside was a thin roll of paper, which was the letter Jiabaoer sent every day.
On the first line of the letter, there was a small character written, with a fish drawn in the middle, and then the word "gan" was written. OK, I guess this means "dried small fish".
The second line is a bit hard to read.
I drew a bird, with a long circle behind it, and a bottle. The inside of the bottle was painted black without a single word.
No one can guess it.
Grandma Wu looked up at the two birds and murmured: "These two birds are such thieves, why not just let them pass a message? It saves trouble, and you still have to guess for a long time to draw and write."
"You know nothing," Duoduo imitated Jiabao'er, thinking about the words Jiabao'er taught him, and said with a straight face: "This is called sentiment, do you understand sentiment? When you saw this letter, it was
Doesn’t it just feel like seeing our little master? If we let the two of us deliver the message, wouldn’t we not feel this way?”
Mrs. Cui said to Duoduo with a straight face: "You are not allowed to speak to Grandma Wu like this."
Duoduo was afraid of Jiabao'er, and naturally he was also afraid of Mrs. Cui. He never dared to talk nonsense to Mrs. Cui. Now being scolded, he quickly said in a dog-eared manner: "I didn't say what I just said, it was what our little master said when he scolded me.
I just came here to learn it and let everyone listen."
Mrs. Cui ignored it and continued to guess the letter drawn by Gabor.
The black bottle should be soy sauce, the bird, and the circle behind the bird...
Suddenly, she had a flash of inspiration.
It's an egg, right?
The bird is actually a chicken, but without any reference, I drew it according to Duoduo's appearance. Are the circles at the back the eggs laid by the chicken's butt?
When I asked Duoduo, sure enough, Duoduo suddenly flapped his wings and blew his rainbow fart, "Wow, madam is so powerful, madam is so smart, madam is croaking."
"It's called Guagua, it's called Guagua."
"Wow, my wife's name is Guagua."
Jiabao'er's painting means soy sauce braised eggs.
Mrs. Cui smiled fondly, "Mother Wu, hurry up and get people ready."
"Yes." Nanny Wu responded with a smile and hurriedly went down.
In the past few days, the palace has been pre-selecting a reading companion for Garbo.
The list came up, and there was Xie Wanying on it, so Jiabaoer deleted her without saying a word.
During the palace banquet, Xie Wanying's mother once said that Jiabao was not good, in order to agree with the fake princess, Jiabao had a grudge, don't do it.
Looking at the list again, some of them are recognized and some are not.
Garbo was unhappy.
Pouting her little mouth, she moved closer to the queen and said slowly: "I heard my eldest brother say that a companion is someone who comes to the palace to study with me. There are only one or two such people."
The queen looked at her with a smile, waiting for her to say the following words.
"Mother, in fact, you don't need to find a study companion. I also want to study at the Chinese Academy of Sciences. There are brother Lu Ang, sister Cui and sister Mao there, and other classmates. I can study in the Chinese Academy. I don't want to
Studying in the palace."
Especially I don’t want to study with my eldest brother’s teacher. One is my grandfather and the other is the Grand Duke of the Chu family. The two old men are more serious than the other.
I have taken two classes with both of them.
She was not allowed to eat or bring pets. She was beaten if her writing posture was wrong, and she was beaten if she could not memorize books. They even beat the little fox when she secretly gave her a piece of dried meat.
It's so cruel and inhumane.
She was so angry that she almost summoned rats and ants on the spot to teach the two old men a lesson.
I was stopped by my elder brother's look.
The eldest brother is about to become a prince. He has so many things to do, and he still has to teach her his homework every day.
My good big brother, can you let me go? As long as you don't catch me studying, I can do whatever I want.
In order not to be taken to the study by her majestic elder brother, Jiabaoer was particularly good in front of her elder brother. She was afraid that his elder brother would think she needed instruction and give her extra classes.
She finally understood that her eldest brother was going to teach her a lesson, and the other brothers were running faster than rabbits, for fear that she would be involved and they would be caught by the eldest brother.
Chapter completed!