"What's the joke? Tell me." Lu Cheng asked with interest.

"I'll tell you the funniest thing. Xiao Ming's girlfriend fell into the water. Xiao Ming jumped to save her, but she couldn't be saved. Two years later, he came to the river for a walk. The old man fishing said that the river was very clear and there were no aquatic plants. Xiao Ming took a look.

I went crazy, haha!"

Lu Tianlang told a joke enthusiastically, and the air suddenly became quiet. Everyone looked at him with complicated expressions.

Jiang Hanyan has a black line on his forehead. This joke will no longer be unusual in a few years, and it is not a joke, but a brain teaser.

"Why are you crazy?" Lu Cheng was confused.

"Haha, you can't guess, can you?"

Lu Tianlang laughed so hard that he burst into tears. Lu Cheng's eyes turned sympathetic. He knew why this elite could not find a partner.

With such a crazy brain, it's damned if he can find a partner.

"When Xiao Ming went into the water to rescue someone, he was entangled in water plants. He thought it was water plants, but it was actually his girlfriend's hair, so he went crazy." Rong Xuan said while chewing chicken feet.

I still feel a little disdainful. I can't think of such a simple question. You are so stupid.

"We are neighbors, and friendship is worth a thousand yuan." Jiang Hanyan stretched out a finger. Her peach blossom charm could make Lu Tianlang's palace appear in advance, which was considered a good deed.

"Put it on, don't take it off even when bathing or sleeping!"

"Don't worry, you will definitely find your partner. Do you want to buy a peach blossom charm?" Jiang Hanyan asked with a smile.

Lu Tianlang's appearance is quite good, he is not very rich, but he has a smooth life, and has a son and a daughter. He has a good destiny, but he got married a little late, but judging from the marriage palace, the main palace should be coming soon.

"Then why doesn't she look for anyone else but me? It means she still has a soft spot for me!"

If you keep talking like this, I'm afraid you'll be a bachelor for the rest of your life.

"Of course, it will definitely be effective within a month. If it doesn't work, I will refund the money." Jiang Hanyan said firmly.

"I'm looking for you to move things!" Lu Chen interjected coolly.

"Can the Peach Blossom Talisman help me find a partner?" Lu Tianlang asked eagerly.

Uncle Lu pushed his son away in disgust, the smell of alcohol killing him.

Lu Tianlang's conversation became more and more lively, and he even danced, his clear eyes shining behind his lenses.

"become!"

However, Rong Xuan is only eight years old, and he was able to hide his sister for half a month and successfully hide it from adults and police. He is indeed not an ordinary child. As long as he is guided well, he will definitely have great potential in the future.

That night, both Lu Tianlang and Lu Cheng got drunk. One was happy that he was about to make a lot of money, and the other was excited that he was about to end his single life.

"I have no experience in buying stocks, so don't blame me if you lose money." Jiang Hanyan said something ugly before, but she was also blind.

Lu Cheng took a big bite of the pig snout angrily and did not argue with Lu Chen. Anyway, he felt that the school beauty was somewhat interested in him.

He had no money, but his parents had money, so they went back to borrow ten thousand yuan to see if they could make some money.

"Depend on……"

"Stop talking, please, talk about the earthly world!"

Jiang Hanyan told him about buying stocks, and Lu Cheng suddenly became interested and prepared to buy some.

Lu Chen retorted, the so-called school beauty was not even half as good as his Han Yan, and she was so snobbish that only a fool like Lu Cheng regarded her as a treasure.

Lu Tianlang pursed his lips. He thought it was funny. Why did everyone react like this?

"There was another story. There were two sisters. After their father died, there was a funeral. Relatives and friends came to attend the memorial service. Among the guests was a very handsome man. The sister fell in love with him at first sight. Then a week later, the sister died, hahahaha...

"

Uncle Stupid is defined by Lu Cheng and Rong Xuan.

"Buy it, how much does it cost?"

"Forget it, your luck with love affairs has been strong recently. If you wear this again, be careful of misfortune!" Jiang Hanyan refused.

Lu Cheng's back felt cold, so he quickly drank a glass of wine to strengthen his courage. He raised his hands and begged for mercy: "Stop talking, you must never tell jokes again!"

"Because my sister wants to see that handsome man again, she has to hold another funeral!" Rong Xuan spat out the chicken bones gracefully and answered the stupid uncle's question.

"What other jokes do you have?"

Lu Cheng was startled and couldn't help but move closer to Lu Chen, as if the room suddenly became gloomy.

"Thank you, Xiao Lu!"

"You just tell this joke to girls?" Lu Cheng asked.

"Others are not as easy to control as you!"

"It's certainly not strange."

"Depend on!"

Lu Tianlang took out a thousand yuan, but his wallet was empty.

"Sister-in-law, can I have one on credit?" Lu Cheng was jealous, he wanted it too.

"I want it!"

"Mom, I will have a wife soon, don't scold me again!"

Lu Cheng grinned and said proudly: "Let me tell you, pretty girls have taken the initiative to talk to me recently, and the school beauty even came to me a while ago!"

"Damn, this is so perverted!"

But he had no money and couldn't come up with a thousand yuan.

Lu Cheng rubbed his arms and moved closer to Lu Chen, but Lu Chen pushed him away in disgust.

Lu Cheng couldn't stand it anymore. Others told jokes to make people laugh, but this guy told jokes to kill him!

"yes."

But he was still curious and couldn't help asking: "Why did my sister die?"

Jiang Hanyan glanced at Rongxuan. This child was a bit dangerous. She remembered that these questions were to test the degree of abnormality. If you can't answer them, you are a normal person. If you answer correctly, it means that you are somewhat mentally abnormal.

Lu Cheng cursed again. He felt sorry for those girls now. How could this be a joke from the world of heaven? It was clearly from the underworld.

The more peach blossoms, the better. People like Lu Cheng can easily attract bad peach blossoms.

A sudden illness?

Jiang Hanyan accepted the money, went back to the bedroom and took out a red string bracelet. She made it when she was bored, and printed it with a peach blossom charm, which would last for a month.

Lu Cheng felt that he would definitely not be compensated. He had inexplicable confidence in Jiang Hanyan and intuitively followed these two couples, which would definitely not make a difference.

"I don't even know where my wife's house is. Okay, stop reading. I understand. You will have a wife soon. Wash your face and go to bed!"

Lu Tianlang didn't even think about it and took out his wallet without saying a word.

Aunt Wang cursed and rubbed a hot towel on her son's face as if it were the floor. She rubbed it hard several times and asked Lu Chen to help him put it on the bed.

Lu Tianlang put it on without hesitation. Whether he could get a wife or not depended on this bracelet.

"You're so smart. That's what happened. Isn't it funny?" Lu Tianlang laughed again and slapped the table. He seemed to really find it funny.

Lu Chen carried the drunk Lu Tianlang downstairs. This guy couldn't even tell his father from his mother, so he hugged Uncle Lu and called him mom.

Aunt Wang is now more and more satisfied with Lu Chen. At first, she thought he could beat his wife and was so fierce that he was not easy to deal with. Now look how good it is. Listening to Xiao Jiang, he can still make money, and he can do all the work at home and outside the house.

Well done, much better than her son.

Lu Chen twitched the corner of his mouth, "You're welcome!"

Then I went upstairs and there was a drunkard at home.

Rong Xuan didn't want to go home. He wanted to sleep with Doudou. Jiang Hanyan asked him to call home and said that Mr. Rong was also very easy to talk to. He told him to be polite in other people's homes and asked the driver to deliver Rong Xuan.

A change of clothes and some high-end tobacco, alcohol and seafood.
Chapter completed!