Chapter Eleven The Waiting for Beef Jerky
The mouse behind him whistled for a while, and then there was the sound of water being discharged.
God, if you want to punish him, wait until I get out safely!
"Master Dong! Hurry and get a bottle to catch it! It's almost full! Hurry! Don't waste it!"
"I'm so stupid!" Donghuang threw an empty bottle to the glasses, "Send it to him!"
"I'm not going!"
"Master Dong, hurry up! The ball is about to come out! I can't stop it!"
"Fuck!" Glasses ran backwards, but immediately heard his cry-like howl: "Brother Mouse, you spilled it all on my hands!"
"It's okay, that's good - Phew, it's done."
I turned around after hearing the news. Brother Glasses kept wiping his hands on the mouse's backpack, looking like he was about to cry. The mouse came over humming a tune and swinging a half bottle of foaming beer.
"Mouse, you must be angry! The smell is so strong! Don't take it, just pour it into the mouth next to you -" Donghuang pointed to another innocent little stone.
"I say you all should try your best! Try whatever you can squeeze out!" Mouse emptied the bottle and called for them to go over together, "Xiao Liuyi, if you want something interesting, find a container first!
"
My face turned red all of a sudden: "I didn't even drink water... I didn't..."
The weirdo stood up and shook his head twice: "I'll try."
...There seems to be a broken voice in my heart.
After everyone came back, Donghuang made the final statistics: eight little Chikis, three were filled with the blood of the mummy and had vomited out small balls, Brother Dao's sports water bottle was full
One was filled with the mouse's urine, one was filled with the mouse and Brother Dao's urine, one was filled with lotion, Erguotou and Spectacle's urine. We still have three and a half bottles of mineral water, and only the last one is left.
A little mythical beast has an empty stomach.
Everyone breathed a long sigh of relief, our road is full of light!
The last little Chiki was at the feet of the mummy, with a lot of dried blood dripping from its head, but the ball was not stuck in the groove. It seemed that the mummy bled to death right here.
"Let us continue your unfinished business!" The mouse saluted the mummy with a smile, unscrewed the water bottle and began to drink it for the last time.
The small ball tied with a gold thread arrived as promised and stuck into the groove accurately.
With a smile of victory on our faces, we fully expected the giant Chi Kiss to get out of the way.
"Click click click."
The expected shaking feeling came again!
There was a "pop" sound, and we were unprepared. Suddenly, all the little Chi Kisses poured the liquid they drank from their mouths into the air like a fountain.
We were all stunned. For a moment, the powder of dried blood, mineral water, lotion, Erguotou, and the urine of three men all gathered in the air, and fell on us in fine drops!
"I...day..."
"Get the hell over the edge!"
"What does it smell like!"
Before we could react, Xiao Chiqi vomited his stomach, and the small ball in the groove sank downwards. The golden thread drove the eight sculptures forward respectively, until they were pulled under the stone slab, and the big Chiqiu came from within.
It's similar to the sound of water being sucked away in a flush toilet.
…
Everything calmed down again, leaving only us like drowned rats.
I felt unspeakable disgust and grievance in my heart, and burst into tears.
No one knows how to comfort me.
"Who has a mobile phone?" I burst into tears and went to pull Donghuang's backpack, "I want to go home, I want to call the police."
"There is no signal here." Dong Huang cooperated and took out his mobile phone from his pocket. "In China, emergency calls are just a decoration."
Sure enough, "Emergency calls only" was clearly displayed at the top of the phone screen. I dialed decisively, and my uncle from the People's Liberation Army would definitely come to rescue me!
"Master Dong, don't let outsiders know about this place!" The mouse was so anxious that he wanted to take it away.
"It's okay, the mobile phones here are just for playing games."
Disconnected, disconnected, disconnected.
Why can’t the call be made? Why is it automatically disconnected! Isn’t an emergency call a life-saving straw in an emergency?!
"Stop thinking about it. The emergency call is for you to have priority access to the signal. If there is no signal here, it will be useless no matter how hard you try."
I tried over and over again, almost crazy, and I couldn't convince myself to calm down. I just wanted to make some money for next month's rent. Why at this moment, am I standing in this weird secret room from a thousand years ago?
There was a corpse lying next to me, a group of weirdos standing behind me, and I was even covered in their diluted urine!?
A week later, other classmates were raised fat and white to start their senior year of high school, but I will die here in a few days and become another beef jerky in a thousand years.
I cried so hard that I almost wanted to smoke. Several men squatted on the ground helplessly and smoked silently.
Obviously, we have been put together again. The small Chiki is full, and the Big Chiki is empty. The two bottles of water we have left are far from enough to feed this damn connector.
I had no strength left and slumped to the side, shivering from the cold. There was a fishy smell in the air. I lifted my naked hair, looked at the mummy for a while, and then fell asleep in a daze.
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It was at dusk five or six years ago. My father was carrying a pole and walking along the road, shouting from community to community:
"Grind the scissors - sharpen the kitchen knife -"
I am very small, so I have to run to keep up with him.
Fallen leaves in late autumn cover the entire street. I like to run wildly on the soft dead leaves. It won't hurt if I fall. I won't get lost if I follow the big basket on the pole.
I used to be so happy...
I opened my eyes with a smile, and the mummy leaned against me with a pair of neat teeth exposed.
Da Chiqi's jacket was draped over my shoulders, and an unopened bottle of mineral water lay at my feet.
I stretched my numb limbs, and the mouse looked at me cautiously and then quickly looked away.
"Um... drink some water. They went to the stone corridor outside to find a way out. Don't worry, you won't die..."
Mouse changed his usual arrogant attitude and did not dare to speak louder. I was about to answer when I suddenly remembered that his urine was the most smelly and I felt bored. I waved my hand and took out a flashlight to pass through the arch hole.
, walked back along the stone corridor.
"Dongdong, try it at the top. Brother Dao, can you take off your boots before stepping on them?"
Donghuang squatted at the entrance of the bat cave while standing on a horse. The weirdo straddled his neck and tried to climb up.
"Hey, Liuyi, you woke up..." Glasses looked back and saw me, and his voice became much softer.
"Yao Mei, just wait, brothers will definitely find a way to climb up! It's okay!" Dong Huang assured me by patting his chest.
I coughed twice in embarrassment and didn't know how to face the next interaction: "I'm fine. Just keep working hard. It's okay if you can't. I don't have anything to worry about outside anyway."
The weirdo took out an energy bar from his back pocket and handed it over: "Eat it."
"I don't want to eat..." I still smelled faintly of urine, and the nausea in my heart had not subsided, and I really couldn't bring myself to eat.
The weirdo was not polite at all, he reached back, tore open the package, and started chewing it himself.
I didn't have the energy to be angry anymore, so I walked next to Donghuang and looked up at our only way out. This hole was left by the sinking of the stone pillar, and the inner wall was smooth and flat. You could jump down, but it would be difficult to go back.
The glasses were tied with a hook on a rope, but they couldn't be thrown out. The hole was only wide for one person, and they would hit the wall and fall down if they were thrown halfway. They almost hit his head a few times.
"Forget it." I saw that Donghuang's physical strength was severely exhausted, and his legs were shaking with exhaustion. "It doesn't matter. I asked for it. If you want to die, let's all come together."
As soon as Donghuang put down his glasses, he sat down on the ground and breathed heavily. A layer of white skin formed on his lips. He looked at me and wanted to say something, then slowly closed them again.
I handed him the water in my hand, but he shook his head: "Yao sister, this is the only bottle of water left for you. My brothers drank the other bottle separately. I don't know when I can go out. You
Just save some drinks and you can still last two days."
Chapter completed!