Chapter 36 Is Mrs. Liu full?
Jiang Shan lost his temper completely because of Kan Li. Is this old man crazy? His mood changes were too big, and he was shocked.
Just now, Kan Liong looked very scared, making excuses for his timidity, but suddenly he became like this again, which made Jiang Shan a little confused.
But before Jiang Shan asked, Kan Li took the initiative and said: "Boy, is there a ghost in the Shashui River? Are you kidding me?"
"I'm not kidding, really, there is a female ghost..."
Before Jiang Shan could finish his words, he was interrupted again by Kan Li with disdain: "Butt, butt! Do you know what 'sha' is? Sha, the yin energy of the four seasons, is extremely vicious. It can travel around the world and cannot be penetrated in any place."
, build camps and migrate. If you accidentally violate it, your descendants and livestock will suffer. Even Daluo Jinxian does not want to be contaminated with 'evil'. How dare a little ghost enter the evil river? Stop talking nonsense."
Jiang Shan frowned. He didn't understand what evil was about, but he knew that Kan Li would not lie to him. He told him what had happened to him in confusion, but he received a big eye roll from Kan Li.
"Do you still take your dream seriously? The Shashui River is contaminated with evil spirits, and its water is yin and evil, which naturally disturbs people's sanity. It is not surprising that hallucinations occur."
Is it a hallucination? Jiang Shan thought for a while. The first time he saw the tree roots as human hands, and the second time it was a dream. Is it really an hallucination?
"That's not right, Master. How can I explain the laughter I heard when I woke up after that?" Jiang Shan thought he was a ghost.
Kan Li took a breath, lay back on the straw pile again, and said lazily: "I don't know, maybe you heard wrong."
Did you hear it wrong? Jiang Shan didn’t think so, because the first time he met Shen Yumei, he seemed to have heard laughter, and this time he heard laughter again. Is it such a coincidence? No, it must be a ghost.
Already.
Jiang Shan was thinking about it, then suddenly glared and said in realization: "That's not right, Master, the Sha Shui River is so powerful, then why do you still let me take a bath? And let me eat the fish from the Sha Shui River? Are you not harming me?"
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"Bah, bah, bah! You are like a dog biting Lu Dongbin. You were destined to offend the peach blossoms, but because of the bright Xianchi Palace, you clashed with the peach blossoms. Xianchi, do you know where it is? It is a place for the Queen Mother's maids to bathe. You
To violate the peach blossoms in such a place is to violate the rules of heaven, and it will lead to a life and death disaster. The Shashui River has been contaminated with evil spirits and turned into evil spirits, but it is not really evil. It can just pollute your salty pond. I am
I'm trying to save you, you know nothing. Don't bother me, I'm going to sleep." Kan ion roared angrily, then fell asleep.
Use evil water to pollute the salty pond? The Queen Mother? Damn it, why didn't you say you were the Supreme Laojun? Jiang Shan pointed his middle finger at Kan Li's back, then leaned on the statue and fell asleep in a daze.
passed.
Early the next morning, Jiang Shan was woken up by Kan Li, and he went to the mountains half asleep to breathe. After the sun rose, Jiang Shan returned to the Taoist temple and ate a fish, and then walked directly towards the farmland.
When Jiang Shan arrived at the farmland, he didn't expect that Jiang Ting was already there and had already started working.
"Tingting, why are you here so early?" Jiang Shan said as he walked towards Jiang Ting.
Jiang Ting stopped what she was doing, turned around and wiped the sweat from her forehead with her sleeve, and said with a smile: "Brother Shan Zi, you are here. I saw you were so anxious yesterday, so I came to work early."
Jiang Shan felt warm in his heart. From Jiang Ting's casual words, Jiang Shan felt a lot of emotions.
"Silly girl, there's no need to be so early. Come, sit down and let's chat, and we'll do it after they two arrive." Jiang Shan took the shovel from Jiang Ting's hand, and then pulled Jiang Ting to sit on the ground.
Jiang Ting blushed, lowered her head slightly, and rubbed her hands together, looking very nervous.
"Tingting, have you ever seen a ghost?" Jiang Shan originally wanted to chat with Jiang Ting, but for some reason, this question suddenly came to his mind.
"Ghost? I've never seen it before. What does it look like?" Jiang Ting pouted and shook her head, asking curiously.
"It's just that the stomach is rotten, the intestines are leaking out, the eyes are drooped on the face, and half of the face is full of bones..." Jiang Shan spoke and gestured very seriously.
But before Jiang Shan finished speaking, Jiang Ting suddenly threw herself into Jiang Shan's arms with a loud sound, her body still trembling a little, and said: "Brother Shan Zi, don't scare me, I'm scared."
Jiang Shan was stunned for a moment, and said, there is nothing to be afraid of, but the good thing that a beautiful woman fell into his arms still made Jiang Shan feel a little happy. No wonder everyone said they wanted to have a date, so they took them to watch horror movies. It turns out that this can be done.
Jiang Shan gently stroked Jiang Ting's back with one hand and said with a smile: "Silly girl, what are you afraid of in the broad daylight? Ghosts only come out at night. When you go to bed tonight, close the window. Ghosts like it."
He climbed in through the window while the person was asleep."
"Brother Shan Zi, please stop talking. I'm really scared. I don't dare to sleep alone at night." Jiang Ting actually knew in her heart that Jiang Shan was deliberately scaring her, but she didn't know why, but she was still very scared, especially
She even trembled when she thought of what Jiang Shan said.
Jiang Shan couldn't bear to see Jiang Ting trembling, but this was exactly the result he wanted.
"Don't be afraid. I will accompany you tonight. If we are together, ghosts won't dare to come." Jiang Shan looked very safe on the surface, but in fact he was also a ghost, and he was also colored.
"Hey! This young couple didn't know how to avoid people in broad daylight, so they just hugged each other?" At this moment, Sister Liu's voice suddenly came.
Jiang Ting stood up quickly, looking a little shy and at a loss.
Jiang Shan smiled slightly and said, "Sister-in-law Liu, have you eaten?"
"I've eaten. If I don't eat, I won't be able to work hard." Mrs. Liu said as she walked up to the two of them.
Jiang Shan suddenly showed a weird smile and said, "Sister-in-law Liu, are you 'full'?"
The expression on Mrs. Liu's face hardened. Of course she understood what Jiang Shan was implying. Jiang Shan had just discussed this issue with her yesterday. Jiang Shan used "whether you are full or not" to imply sexual satisfaction.
Chapter completed!