Chapter Thirteen: A knife in the door

"this is very simple!"

After listening to Xiao Henan's question, Chu Tianji said, "The two characters "Haomiao" and "Haomiao" both have water attributes, especially the character "Miao", which is three characters for "water"! If it's not a coincidence, the person who named you has seen your birth date! Forget it.

You’re bound to be short of water!”

Xiao Henan said, "Yes, my father found an old gentleman to give me a name. But what does the lack of water in my fate have to do with my surname Lin?"

Chu Tianji smiled faintly, "That's because I simply look at your face and see that you are not only short of water but also of wood! Water helps wood to grow. If water does not have wood, it will become a vast ocean. If wood does not have water, it will become dead wood! And if water floods, wood will become dead.

If you don't have enough, you will drown, so I calculated that your surname has at least two trees, and two trees make up a forest! So I call you Boss Lin!"

After he said these words, the store suddenly became quiet. Even the men and women who were eating barbecue all turned to look at this person with surprise and suspicion in their eyes.

Wu Yang even asked quickly, "Xiao Henan, is your name Lin Haomiao?"

Xiao Henan put down the stainless steel plate and threw the ID card directly to Wu Yang, "See for yourself."

Seeing this scene, everyone felt stunned, and Chu Banlei enjoyed this gaze very much.

In the distance directly opposite Chu Tianji, there is a table of men and women. The man is a pretty boy, and the woman is wearing a black short-sleeved gauze skirt with her back to Chu Tianji.

This woman wears a ponytail, which makes her feel very youthful. The ponytail is tied high, revealing her beautiful white back neck. Chu Tianji thinks that women are very good at it. This kind of neck is long and white, which is very popular in Feng Shui.

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Moreover, in the young woman's black gauze skirt, the white bra straps could be faintly seen. Although it seemed a bit out of place, it was quite eye-catching. Chu Tianji, the time-travelling visitor, couldn't take his eyes off it.

But what was depressing was that all the men and women in the store looked back curiously at Chu, but the beautiful woman never looked back.

Humph, I don’t believe you won’t look back! The scum thought in his heart.

At this time, Xiao Henan sat down opposite Chu Tianji and asked, "Brother Xiaotian, since you are so awesome, tell me why the business of my small shop has not been as good as those around me?"

Normally, Chu Tianji would definitely be a scumbag, so he would ask, "Are you ready for the money?"

But he was determined to show off and attract the woman in black skirt to look back.

"Your little shop..." Chu Tianji looked around, paused deliberately to attract everyone's attention, and then said, "Not only is your shop not doing well, but it is also often causing trouble! Arguments and fights often occur.

Something happened..."

Xiao Henan confirmed, "Whoever says it's not the case will piss me off!"

Chu Tianji continued, "Besides friends, the customers who come to our door are usually wild mandarin ducks!"

When he said this, the men and women at the tables in the store all looked embarrassed. Apparently, he was right, they were all wild mandarin ducks.

However, everyone was listening with great interest at the moment, and no one blamed Chu Tianji, but believed it even more.

Li Jianguo also found it interesting and asked, "Then tell me why these are all? Is it also related to Feng Shui?"

Chu Tianji, however, behaved like a scum again. He sat down, picked up a skewer of meat, ate it and said with a smile, "Satellites are flying all over the sky, and the Chinese have landed on the moon. Jianguo, tell me."

Li Jianguo's face suddenly turned red and he said, "How do I understand this? Just tell me quickly. What you say makes sense. Of course I will believe it."

Wu Yang also said, "You bitch, what kind of friend are you? You're so petty."

"Okay, then let me help Boss Lin find a reason!" Chu Tianji finally decided not to be too pretentious, raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the door with the iron in his hand, and said with an air, "You are the reason why others dare not enter this store.

,right here!"

At this moment, everyone in the store turned their heads uniformly and looked over, even the beautiful woman in black with her back to Chu Tianji was no exception.

I saw a protruding incense stand on the wall on the right side of the door. On top of the incense stand was a half-sized Guan Gong. Guan Gong held the Qinglong Yanyue Sword in his hand, and he looked majestic! Behind the back, there was a message saying "attracting wealth and bringing in treasures, and making a lot of money."

"Enter" couplet.

Xiao Henan wondered, "What's the problem with this? Guan Gong is the God of Wealth, and many people worship him."

"Your placement is a big mistake!" Chu Tianji said, "Of course the first place to worship ancestors and gods is in the main hall, with your back to Xuanwu and your face to Suzaku! On the left is the green dragon and on the right is the white tiger. That is the best! Look at all the temples in the world.

, isn’t that the case for everyone?”

At this point, Chu Tianji pointed again and said, "But if you put this thing next to the gate and hang it in the air, everyone who comes in will have to pass under the knife. Doesn't it mean that everyone who comes in will be

Do I want to get stabbed by you?"

Upon hearing this, everyone present nodded secretly. Wu Yang even clapped his hands and said, "Fuck! No, if you go in with a knife, you will get a knife when you go out!"

Li Jianguo nodded, "Xiao Henan, this is really not the right place for Second Master Guan. Not only is it unlucky in Feng Shui, but it's just subconscious. Who wants to go in and out and pass under the knife?"

"It makes sense! It makes so much sense! It was an incense stand left over from the previous store. I bought a Guan Gong without thinking too much. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a disaster. I will move it down right now." Xiao Henan quickly took one.

Li Jianguo also went up to help and moved Prime Minister Guan Gong down.

However, when the Guan Gong statue was moved down, Xiao Henan was in trouble again and said, "Opposite the door is the kitchen. It's hard to put this thing. Brother Xiao Tian, ​​where do you think it should be placed?"

Chu Tianji said, "Let's put it in the God of Wealth position."

Xiao Henan asked again, "Where is the God of Wealth?"

"Are you ready with your money?" Yes, Chu finally lost his temper again.

Chu Tianji was not a good person who was willing to help others. After all he said, he did not want to attract the beauty in black gauze to look back. However, it seemed that the beauty's attention was not here and she never looked back.

This guy just gave up and just wanted to get some benefits.

As soon as he said this, everyone in the store secretly snorted, feeling contempt in their hearts. At the same time, the beautiful woman in black gauze finally turned her head and glanced back at Chu, not because she was curious about someone's ability, but because

Contempt, why is this person like this?

"Oh, doing ten good things is worse than doing one bad thing." Chu Tianji sighed.

When the woman turned around, she turned out to be a beautiful woman. She had a small face, an oval face, a slender eyebrow, straight eyebrows, and a pair of big eyes. However, there was not much expression on her face, and she was very serious.

This woman felt like she was being rejected thousands of miles away, and with a man by her side, Chu Scum had no chance of hooking up with her.

"In terms of appearance, she is comparable to today's reporter Chen." Unknowingly, someone thought of Chen Xiaoxiao's pair of large breasts under her loose T-shirt.

At this time, Li Jianguo and Xiao Henan came over in embarrassment. Xiao Henan rubbed his hands and said with a smile, "Brother Xiao Tian, ​​I know you have to give red envelopes when you invite a master, but I've never done it before. Hehe, just say it directly."

Chu Tianji held the wine glass and said, "If I open my mouth, there will be no room for bargaining."

"This..." Xiao Henan's business has been bad recently and he is very tight on money, so he had to go see Li Jianguo.
Chapter completed!