New Arrival in Your Land Chapter 4: The Defeat You Can Eat...
Chapter 4 The edible scum
Xiao Kong was really annoyed and said angrily, "Do you think it's ancient times? These days all the entertainers are getting rich, these women only sell their bodies and not their arts! Also, please call me Xiao Kong, Officer Kong, Comrade Kong!"
Chu Tian Jixin said that everything in this world is good, but why are the people here so choking as if they have eaten too much Sichuan peppercorns?
However, since he had just arrived in your land, he could only endure it and continued, "Okay, Brother Xiao Kong, since this girl is a prostitute, why is she an unwed virgin?"
Xiao Kong said amusedly, "How do you know she is a virgin? Have you tried it?" Suddenly there was a burst of laughter behind her.
Chu Tianji, however, straightened up his expression and said seriously, "Her brows have not been opened, her hair has not receded, and she still has a virginal look on her face. I can see it at a glance!"
Xiao Kong didn't believe it and said, "Come on, you can tell whether she is a virgin at a glance. Are you a fortune teller?"
Chu Tianji looked shocked and said, "How do you know? I am a fortune teller!"
All the police officers behind burst into laughter.
No one believed Chu Tianji's words, but they reminded Chu Liling. She had always felt that there was something wrong with the woman in front of her, but she couldn't figure out what was wrong. Now she felt that there was no trace of prostitution in this woman!
"Chen Xiaoxiao! Which shampoo room, bathroom, foot washroom, or other leisure place do you work in? Who is Mamasang? Who is the owner of the shop?" Chu Liling raised her head and asked a series of questions.
Chen Xiaoxiao lowered her head and replied in a low voice, "No. Officer, I didn't enter the place. I was standing outside on the street."
"The girl standing on the street!" All the police officers were shocked. You must know that the goods standing on the street are all low-end goods! I was originally worried that this lady was high-end and could not afford the money, but now I realized that she was actually a bargain!
No! It should be said that the price-performance ratio is very high!
However, Chu Liling was a veteran police officer with more than 20 years of police experience. She had more doubts in her heart and sneered, "Standing on the street? Okay, then tell me where you usually hang out and what are the names of the sisters nearby?"
Is the eldest sister over there Baili or Heilihua?"
"Yes..." As expected, Chen Xiaoxiao was stopped by the question. He lowered his head, hesitated for a moment and said forcefully, "Officer, I just came to Haizhou and I didn't know many people. I just wandered around, looking for some business."
"You are still a mobile sentry." Chu Liling smiled and said nothing, turning around and said, "Xiaokong, call the two female police officers upstairs to come and examine her!"
Chu Liling's move was indeed very effective. As soon as she finished speaking, Chen Xiaoxiao, who was sitting on the interrogation chair, jumped up and said, "Oh no! Comrade, police officer, I don't want a physical examination!"
She finally showed her face, and everyone saw that it was a face that was worthy of the audience. It had big eyes and red lips, and it was very beautiful! Female stars on TV are nothing more than that!
"Don't take a physical examination." Seeing this face, Chu Liling became even more convinced that this was not a young lady. No matter how high-end a young lady is, she still smells like a prostitute! But this girl doesn't!
"You don't want to take a physical examination. Then tell me what you do! Why do you mix among the ladies? And you make up stories to deceive the police?" Chu Liling asked.
"Hehe!" Chen Xiaoxiao knew she couldn't pretend anymore, so she smiled awkwardly, and had to tell the truth, "I am an intern reporter for Haizhou Evening News. Some people reported that the Jiangbin Road police officer and the lady colluded to fish for law enforcement..."
"So you're a reporter!" All the men present sighed in their hearts, why are you a reporter? You are so good as a prostitute!
"Secret visit to the police force?" Chu Liling's face showed signs of anger, and she said expressionlessly, "Reporter, you said a reporter is a reporter? Xiao Kong, go and call two female police officers for a physical examination!"
"Hey! Officer! I have my ID with me, in my shorts..."
"Some of the documents are fake! Check your body!"
Regardless of whether she has credentials or not, this female reporter is here to investigate the police force. Of course Chu Liling will not be too polite. After a while, two female police officers came down and somehow took Chen Xiaoxiao away.
"I have been working as a reporter for a long time." All the men present expressed regret. "It would be a pity not to engage in a job of serving the people as a prostitute under such good conditions. It would be a waste of resources."
Everyone sighed and forgot about this kind of thing, but they did have a new understanding of Mr. Chu!
"Chu Tian, ok! Your eyes are just like a B-ultrasound. Once you scan, you can tell whether you are a virgin or not!"
"You have had sex with many women, right? You are an expert in picking up girls. From now on, you have to protect your brother!"
"Teach me some experience! Come smoke, smoke!"
With the smoke, flattery, and envious eyes, Chu Banlei seemed to have returned to those glorious times in his previous life, and couldn't help but feel complacent.
The whole afternoon was spent on interrogation. Chu Tianji had begun to adapt to this world. In the blink of an eye, it was already evening.
"Brother Tian, it's time to eat!" After a while, Chu Tianji's status had been elevated to "Brother Tian".
The police station does not have a canteen, so we usually meet our meals at small restaurants nearby. Today we are working overtime together and there are a lot of people, so we ordered boxes of fast food.
Although the lunch box is not as good as Chu Tianji's fine clothes and fine food, don't forget that this guy hasn't eaten for more than a thousand years, and the food he eats is so delicious!
While eating, I was still summarizing the differences between this world and the Tang Dynasty, hoping to integrate here as soon as possible.
While Chu Tianji was thinking about the new things in this world, he ate a lot and ate five boxes of lunches in one go.
"These are all for you to eat!" Looking at the five white empty boxes lined up in front of someone, all the police officers were shocked, "Nima, you don't have to eat like this if you don't need money!"
Chu Liling must not use the "ear-pulling dragon claw hand" again and prohibits him from "eating and drinking too much"!
"This Chutian has weak bones, so he has to rely on eating to strengthen his body. Five boxes are only one pound of rice! How can we, a cultivator, have enough food for ordinary people... Oh, it's really not enough! The people here are all small-bellied chicken intestines.
"Young Master Xie!" Chu Tianji complained in his heart.
Fortunately, after dinner, Officer Xiaokong stole two more boxes for him, and this guy was 80% full.
Although Officer Kong was often rude in the interrogation room before, after discovering that this guy had unusual abilities, he became much more polite. After the guy finished eating, he pulled him out of the corridor on the second floor.
"Chu Tian, can you do me a favor? This..." Officer Xiaokong was hesitant to speak, rubbing his hands for a long time, as if he couldn't say anything.
Chu Tianji had seen many people, so he waved his hand and said, "But it doesn't matter. Did something happen at home? Don't worry, if it comes from your mouth or my ears, no other person will know."
Keeping clients confidential is the basic rule of the prime minister. No matter whether it was a thousand years ago or ten thousand years later, although Chu Tianji was a scumbag, his professional ethics were strict.
"It's not that serious." Xiao Kong chuckled and said, "Someone introduced me to a date a while ago. Chatting online was fine, but...hehe, so when we meet next week, I would like to ask you to take some time to go with me.
Chapter completed!