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Chapter 201 The Inspection Team Comes from the Village Seven

After Liu Zhanjiang left the toilet, Li Dachun walked into the toilet and immediately saw Shao Weijie pretending to be in the toilet.

I forgot to mention that toilets in rural areas are different from those in cities. Basically, the whole family shares one toilet. Some toilets with good conditions can only separate men's and women's toilets. It is impossible to have one toilet for each person like in the city.

Shao Weijie also didn't expect to meet Li Dachun in the toilet.

Li Dachun saw Shao Weijie and thought of Liu Zhanjiang who had just gone out. He seemed to have some confidence in his heart. Liu Zhanjiang and Shao Weijie seemed to have made an appointment to go to the toilet together. They were probably discussing some shameful business in the toilet.

Shao Weijie was slightly stunned when he saw Li Dachun. Just now he and County Magistrate Liu were discussing how to warn this Li Dachun. But now, he showed up. Shao Weijie made up his mind and took this opportunity to use the toilet to warn him.

Li Dachun.

Thinking of this, Shao Weijie took a step forward and walked up to Li Dachun and said, "Li Dachun, how about I borrow a step to talk?"

"Damn, you're so close to me, and you still want to take a step to talk? If you have something to say, just say it, don't act pretentious, I'm not used to it." Li Dachun said unceremoniously.

Shao Weijie's face changed drastically. He didn't expect Li Dachun to speak so rudely. After all, I am the deputy director of the County Public Security Bureau. How dare someone talk to him like this? Shao Weijie pointed at Li Dachun angrily and said: "You...

you....."

"What are you?" Li Dachun stepped forward and interrupted him again: "What are you? Aren't you just a bullshit deputy director? I don't like your behavior, what are you going to tell me? What the hell are you talking about?

Let it go, don’t wait until it’s out of date.”

"Fuck..." Shao Weijie was so angry that Li Dachun swore: "Okay, okay, you can do it, you are awesome, you, a small farmer, dare to talk to me like this? I tell you, you are useless."

Regarding Pan Daguo, I can put you in jail and make you spend ten or eight years in prison."

"Hahaha..." Li Dachun laughed and said: "Yes, I destroyed Pan Daguo, so why don't you arrest me? It's been several days since then. You didn't arrest me before, but now

Are you thinking of arresting me? I dare to ask Director Shao, aren't you delaying law enforcement? Or are you delaying it like this on purpose? But to tell you the truth, even if you arrest me now, I won't be afraid."

Li Dachun approached Shao Weijie and lowered his voice and said, "Director Shao Da, do you believe it? If you arrest me today, Pan Dafa will have to rescue me tomorrow."

"You, you are talking nonsense. Pan Dafa hates you so much. He wants you to die. How can he save you? You are talking nonsense." Shao Weijie said.

"If you don't believe me, just give it a try. If you have the ability, arrest me now." Li Dachun put his hands together and stretched them out in front of Shao Weijie: "Director Shao Da, take out your handcuffs and handcuff me."

"You...you..." Shao Weijie gritted his teeth. He didn't expect this little farmer to be so strong. He originally wanted to warn him, but he didn't expect that as soon as he spoke, he would be at a disadvantage. Instead, he was beaten by him.

Forced to retreat continuously.

It is impossible for Shao Weijie to capture Li Dachun at this time. They are here to inspect the countryside this time, not to perform tasks. Besides, Secretary Dai, several deputy county magistrates, and township magistrates are all there in the yard outside.

, how could he arrest Li Dachun at this time? His law enforcement was too indiscriminate, and he would definitely be laughed at.

Shao Weijie didn't know that Li Dachun was right. Even if he arrested Li Dachun now, Pan Dafa would rescue Li Dachun the next day, because Pan Dafa still expected to get the fire lotus fruit from Li Dachun. How could he

Li Dachun might be sent to jail. But Shao Weijie didn't know this. He thought Li Dachun, a small farmer, was talking nonsense.

"Okay, okay, I have a lot of money and I don't care about you, a small farmer." Shao Weijie forced himself to calm down, and then said: "Okay, Li Dachun, let's put aside the Pan Daguo incident for now. I'll talk to you.

Let’s talk about another thing.”

Li Dachun snorted coldly: "If you fart, just let it go. I'm still waiting to pee."

Suddenly, Li Dachun slapped his head again and said: "Hey, I can't hold it in anymore, why don't you tell me while I pee." As he said this, Li Dachun unzipped his pants and took out his own penis from inside.

Big stick, just stand there and start peeing.

He was obviously disrespecting Shao Weijie. How could he listen to someone talking while peeing?

"Li Dachun, don't go too far... I'm warning you, stay away from Secretary Dai in the future, and it's best not to get involved with him... Also, don't go against the Pan family in the future.

, you..." Before Shao Weijie could finish his words, he suddenly froze because he saw the big stick that Li Dachun took out. His pupils suddenly dilated and he stared at Li Dachun's lower body.

After a long time, Shao Weijie murmured to himself: "Damn, it's so big. How can it be so big? Is it real or fake?"

After Li Dachun finished urinating, he held his lower body and shook it, shook it again, turned to Shao Weijie and said, "Look, this thing I have is genuine and guaranteed to be fake, why don't you take a closer look?

Do you think it's true or not?" As he spoke, Li Dachun walked towards Shao Weijie holding the big stick.

Shao Weijie saw it clearly again, and was so frightened that he backed away repeatedly. As he backed away, he murmured: "Nima, it's really extra-large. It's so scary. Is this still a human thing? Emma...

"

After saying this, Shao Weijie turned around and ran out of the toilet without even bothering to warn Li Dachun.

Li Dachun looked at Shao Weijie's leaving back and shook his head with disdain and cursed: "You're paralyzed, you're still the deputy director? You're just returning to the chief like a bird. Before you could do anything, you were scared away by my big stick."

....”

Shao Weijie returned to the yard and sat down at the dining table again. He was still a little shocked. Li Dachun's big stick was still shaking in front of his eyes. It was so shocking. How could it be so big? Damn, it was twice as big as his own. Thinking of this,

Shao Weijie suddenly felt a little ashamed. He was also a man, so why was his so small, while Li Dachun's was so big? God is unfair.

The atmosphere at the dinner table was still lively. Dai Zhicheng noticed Shao Weijie. He was annoyed for a while, then shook his head and sighed, so he asked: "Director Shao, what's wrong with you? Why is everything different after you go to the toilet?"

Shao Weijie squeezed out a few smiles to hide it and said awkwardly: "No, it's okay. I drank a little too much just now and my head is a little dizzy."

Everyone was slightly stunned, and Dai Zhicheng asked: "Didn't you go to the toilet just now? Why did you drink a little too much?" Dai Zhicheng meant that Director Shao just went to the toilet to drink?

Only then did Shao Weijie realize the grammatical flaw in his words. He was immediately embarrassed and hurriedly changed his words: "No, no, I meant that I drank too much before, and I was delayed for a while when I got to the toilet."

Seeing that Shao Weijie was a little incoherent, Liu Zhanjiang lowered his voice and asked: "Weijie, what's going on? What happened?"

Shao Weijie shook his head and lowered his voice and said: "It's too big, it's really too big, it's too scary..."

Liu Zhanjiang was confused when he heard this: "What's too big? What are you talking about?"

"It's that thing... that thing."

"Which thing? What the hell?" Liu Zhanjiang frowned, what happened to this Shao Weijie? Why did he become like this after meeting Li Dachun in the toilet?

At this time, Li Dachun walked out of the toilet, smiled at everyone, walked to the dining table and sat down, Secretary Dai said jokingly: "Dachun, you don't drink too much like Director Shao, do you?

"

Li Dachun laughed and said boldly: "Where are you? I have a large capacity for alcohol. It's still early to get drunk."

"Hahaha, that's good, that's good. We're not drunk, but you, the waiter, are." Secretary Dai smiled, and then motioned to everyone: "Okay, let's continue eating. After dinner, we will

There are still tasks.”

Li Dachun glanced at Shao Weijie. Shao Weijie shivered unconsciously. Li Dachun's big stick appeared in front of his eyes. The man shook his head hastily, lowered his head and took a big mouthful of rice, and no longer dared to look at Li Dachun.

Li Dachun picked up a chicken thigh and placed it in the small bowl in front of Hu Jing: "Sister policewoman, you can eat chicken."

Hu Jing's face suddenly turned red and she gave Li Dachun a blank look: "You're the one eating chicken, bastard."

"Hahahaha..." Everyone laughed, Gao Hong covered her stomach with laughter, and almost lost her breath: "Hahaha, this Li Dachun finally picked up the food for our beautiful Hu Jing, and he actually picked it up.

A chicken thigh, and you want to treat someone to a chicken,..."

Li Dachun scratched his head and glanced at Hu Jing sheepishly, but Hu Jing burst out laughing, picked up the chicken thigh and put it into Secretary Dai's bowl: "There is only one chicken thigh on the whole plate, so please

Secretary Dai, let’s eat.”

"Hahaha..." Secretary Dai laughed, not feeling embarrassed, but stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the chicken thigh like Hu Jing did and put it on Liu Zhanjiang's plate: "Since there is only one

Let’s treat County Magistrate Liu to chicken thighs. If I remember correctly, Magistrate Liu really likes chicken, right? Then please treat Magistrate Liu to chicken.”

Liu Zhanjiang cursed secretly: "Well, you Dai Zhicheng, you pushed and pushed me around, and in the end I ended up eating the chicken. I'm not that stupid. I won't eat if you don't eat." Thinking of this, Liu Zhanjiang also stretched out his hand.

The chopsticks picked up the chicken

He was about to put the legs on someone else's plate, but as soon as he moved his chopsticks, Li Dachun shouted: "County Chief Liu, please don't refuse. This is Secretary Dai's kind intention, and it is also the wish of all of us."

....”

Secretary Dai also echoed: "Yes, County Magistrate Liu, please don't refuse."
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