When Wang Chao said this, Xiao Liu apologized hurriedly.

Fang Chen smiled and said: "Hey, we are all old classmates, no joke is too much."

In today's society, connections are really important. You need to know all the three religions and nine streams. Maybe you will be of use to them at some point.

Wang Chao picked up a glass of wine: "Now that Brother Fang has said so, if you continue to act coy, won't you look like a sissy? Come on, I'll give Brother Fang a drink."

Fang Chen waved his hand: "Take your time, you should also know my drinking capacity. I poured three glasses. If I drink so quickly, I'm afraid I'll fall down before the food is served."

"Brother Fang, that's wrong. You are the leader's secretary now. You have to practice even if you can't drink. You see, doesn't every secretary have to protect the leader from drinking?"

"Yes, yes." There was a chorus of echoes. It seems that until now, this Wang Chao is still the boss.

This makes sense. I really don’t know whether this Chinese tradition is good or bad. Everything has to be settled at the wine table. If the relationship is deep and you take a deep breath, if you don’t drink, it means that you are not being honest, which means that this person is not brave.

Not heroic, not worthy of making friends. It seems that drinking is to drink down, not to drink well. When foreigners drink red wine, they pour a glass and taste the wine slowly. But the Chinese drink red wine well, drinking it bottle by bottle.

Pour it into your stomach, it's absolutely a cow drink.

"Come on, I, a female prostitute, will go out of my way to drink with you guys." As he said that, he took off his coat, rolled up his sleeves, and pretended to be ready for a big fight.

As soon as Wu Beilei took off her shirt, she immediately absorbed a few green eyes with shining green light. They were covered by the coat before, so she didn't pay much attention to them. Now, the snow-white hole on her chest is open, and a deep ditch is sandwiched between the white skin.

The twin peaks have attracted infinite reverie and desire.

Xiaoliu was obviously a greedy drinker, and every time he raised his glass, he drank all the wine. At this time, he was excited and his tongue was wide open. "Sister Wu, if I had known you were so rich, I wouldn't have drank. I would have just drank your milk."

There was a burst of laughter in the box.

"If you want to drink it, go to your mother. You are not qualified to taste my milk." After saying that, he glanced at Fang Chen charmingly: "Brother Fang, do you think so?"

Xiaoliu was still stirring up the atmosphere: "I know you are planning to let our Brother Fang taste it."

Another burst of laughter.

Xiaoliu was in high spirits: "Brother, I suggest that each of us tell a joke. Whoever tells it well will get a drink from all of us listening to it. Whoever tells it poorly will have to punish himself with three drinks. How about that?"

"Good idea. Then you go first." Wang Chao said with a smile.

Xiaoliu watched the TV, and the news of the opening of the high-speed train was being broadcast on the TV. Xiaoliu said: "A few days ago, the high-speed train in our area had just opened to traffic. Farmers along the line were watching from the roadside. A female passenger on the car had her period.

The paper still went out of the window, and the paper was stuck on the face of a farmer. The farmer took it and looked at it and said: "Dear boy, this train is really fast! A piece of paper flying around can make your nose bleed!"

Everyone laughed. Wang Chao stood up and said, "Xiao Liu told a good joke. I'll take the lead in drinking it." Everyone raised their glasses and drank.

It was the turn of a bearded man next to Xiaoliu. The bearded man stood up: "I'm telling a true story from my childhood. One day, my father took me to take a bath. The bathroom was very slippery. I wasn't paying attention and almost slipped.

Fortunately, I grabbed an object so I didn't fall. Later, when I took a closer look, it turned out to be the thing underneath my father. My father scolded me at the time, "Thank you for coming with me. If I come with your mother, I will throw you to death!"

"Okay, this is not bad." Wang Chao took the lead and drank another large glass. Everyone drank another glass.

"I'll do it, I'll do it." It was the turn of the man next to the bearded man, and he stood up voluntarily: "I once had a girl with very flat breasts. She was afraid that her boyfriend would find out and disliked her, so she hid it from her boyfriend. Finally, they had their first time

I went to bed, turned off the light, and got into bed. When my boyfriend touched mm’s breasts, he said, honey, don’t sleep on your stomach!”

This is good. Everyone drank it once again.

"Now it's our beauty's turn." Everyone looked at Wu Beilei intently.

Wu Beilei smiled: "Okay, okay. Let me tell you a joke too. A school is conducting a tense exam! The exam topic is "What the Bad-hearted Carrots and Pregnant Women Have in Common"! As a result, only three students passed!

The answer of these three students is: it’s all caused by bugs. Only one student got full marks! The answer is: it was pulled out too late!”

As soon as Wu Beilei finished telling this joke, everyone couldn't help laughing. The atmosphere reached a climax.

Another large glass of wine was consumed, and others were fine. Fang Chen drank a bit too much. His alcohol capacity was only two bottles. But they were using large glasses now, and after one glass, there was more than half a bottle.

.After four or five drinks in a row, my head is getting a little big.

"Come, come, come. I think Bei Lei tells the best joke. I suggest that we all offer a toast to Bei Lei." This good guy Wang Chao drank another large glass in one breath.

Fang Chen, who already had a big head, drank another large glass after being persuaded like this.

"Brother Fang, you are the only one left to talk now."

Fang Chen's head was a little heavy after drinking, and he suddenly remembered the joke he heard Zeng Jian say at work a few days ago: The leader of the unit made a concluding speech: The reasons why our work is not good are: first, sleeping like a widow, with no one above; second,

The first is like a prostitute, who is constantly being replaced; the third is like sleeping with your wife, who is always having sex with her.

Everyone laughed again. "Oh, Brother Fang, people in government departments are different. Even telling jokes is related to work, but it doesn't have a different taste. Come, let's all toast to Brother Fang."

Fang Chen waved his hands repeatedly: "This cup is owed by everyone, how come it became a tribute to me."

Wang Chao and his subordinates are all masters of alcohol testing, and their skills in persuading people to drink are also top-notch. After several attempts, Fang Chen drank another glass of wine. Fang Chen's face was so red that he staggered even when walking to the bathroom.

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Xiaoliu followed: "Brother Fang, be careful, I'll help you."

Fang Chen refused several times but did not refuse. Xiao Liu helped Fang Chen into the bathroom while he waited outside.

While Fang Chen stayed in the bathroom for a short period of time, Wang Chao took out a packet of medicinal powder from his pocket and poured it into Fang Chen's beer glass.

"No, I really can't do it anymore." He came out of the bathroom and waved his hands and said. Fang Chen felt that he was indeed drunk.

"Okay, let's clear the wine on the table, and we'll call it a night." Wang Chao winked at the others, and then drank it all in one gulp.

"It's done, it's done." Amid the cheers of the crowd, Fang Chen also frowned and drank the wine in the glass. After finishing the glass of wine, Fang Chen felt like the world was spinning and his legs were weak.

"Beilei, we brothers are here to continue drinking. Please help Brother Fang go up. I booked a room upstairs." After saying that, he took out a room card and handed it to Wu Beilei, and then asked Wu Beilei.

He squeezed his glasses.

Wu Beilei smiled knowingly, and then supported Fang Chen, who seemed slightly drunk, back to the room step by step.

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A vigorous man and a charming and delicate beauty are in the same room. Under the influence of alcohol, what kind of ambiguous things will happen? Then what kind of medicine did Wang Chao put in Fang Chen's wine? What will happen next?
Chapter completed!