Chapter 22 [Facheng mind!]
Fazhen and the old monk sat at a stone table in the villa, chatting about their experiences over the past few years.
The old monk listened carefully, occasionally stroking his beard and smiling, nodding his head, or his expression was dignified and serious.
"Fazhen bald donkey, you are finally back, why aren't you hanging outside?"
After a while, several old monks came in the villa. One of the short, thin but handsome monks suddenly screamed when they saw Fazhen in the villa. Then they quickly came out from among the monks, not exactly like the old monks in their eighties or nineties, and their speed was faster than that of some young men.
"Fa Cheng old bald donkey, even if you die, I will live well!"
The voice and tone, before the person saw it, Fazhen knew that the person who was talking must be the old monk Facheng. Otherwise, others would not speak to themselves like this, except him.
"You've been a disaster for thousands of years. I won't bother with you."
After listening to Fazhen's words, Facheng didn't care at all and replied with a smile.
"I'm not just skeptical about you, I wish you a happy ending soon!"
As soon as Facheng finished speaking, Fazhen almost spitted out old blood in depression, and replied.
The old monk Facheng, who curled his lips, did not take Fazhen's words seriously at all. He turned his eyes and swept over Fazhen's body. Obviously he was having some bad idea.
I saw that the only yellow backpack was bulging and eye-catching on Fazhen’s body.
Facheng saw Lu Yi, who was placed there by Old Monk Fazhen, a big black bird. He couldn't help but think in his heart: When did this old monk have such leisure and raise birds? Maybe he was caught for tooth sacrifice. I'll snatch it to make the old monk depressed.
Thinking of this, Fa Cheng wanted to snatch Lu Yi from the old monk's backpack, and said in a rather slouching tone:
"Fazhen, you know that I didn't have lunch, so I brought me a wild bird and asked me to have a tooth-beating sacrifice."
After hearing Facheng's words, Fazhen was shocked and hurriedly held Lu Yi in his arms, showing an expression of someone who was about to move it and who I was anxious with. This is a spiritual bird that can understand people's words and can think independently. If it is eaten by this old bald donkey, I will not cry to death. Where can I find such a bird?
Facheng's words came to Lu Yi's ears, making Lu Yi angry, and shouted and cursed in his heart, greeting the old monk Facheng's family, from the eighteen generations of ancestors to the sacred descendants.
"No, Fazhen. It's just a wild bird. It's just a savor. What's the big deal? It's not a martial arts secret, so why bother to hurry?"
Seeing that Fa Zhen reacted so much, Fa Cheng was stunned for a moment and said so.
"You know, this is a spiritual bird. You can hear people's words and can practice independently. Old monk, I want to use it to go further. If you really dare to eat it and block my martial arts, you will see that I will not be anxious with you, and you will not know yourself."
"real?"
After hearing Fazhen's explanation, although Facheng was asking, he believed it in his heart. His eyes were straight, staring at Lu Yi who was tightly covered by Fazhen's arms, as if he had discovered something fun, and he wanted to take Lu Yi from Fazhen's hand and have some fun.
When the other old monks saw it, they all looked at Lu Yi in Fazhen's hand in confusion, and felt a little unbelievable.
Looking at the expressions of the brothers, Fazhen knew that they had some doubts that it was normal. So he raised Lu Yi and asked as if he was performing:
"Xiao Hei, let the senior brothers see and see if you can understand people's words. If so, nodded."
Seeing the movements of Fazhen, the old monks seemed to have discovered a new world, and they all concentrated on watching.
Lu Yi was helpless and nodded under the eyes of several old monks, secretly feeling unhappy: I'm a bad person, okay? Don't just play tricks on me like a joke?
"Wow, this bird is fun. Brother Fazhen, you have to lend me a few days to play, okay?"
After knowing that the big black bird could understand people's words, the Fa Zheng horse ran over and pulled Fa Zhen's clothes back and forth, begging for Fa Zhen like a child. Even the previous title was changed, from "Old Bald Donkey" to "Fa Cheng Brother".
Seeing Fa Cheng like this, the old monks immediately glanced away and pretended not to know this guy.
"I'll go, can you be more shameless?"
Even Lu Yi couldn't help but complain in his heart, which shows how quickly the old monk Facheng changed his face.
"Not give!"
Fazhen looked at his old opponent like this, and he didn't know how happy he was. His expression remained unchanged, and he spit out two words lightly from his mouth.
"Brother Fazhen, you're the best. You can lend Xiao Hei to me for a few days. After playing, they will return it to you intact. There will definitely be a feather missing."
Facheng showed an innocent expression on his face, and his tone became softer.
"puff!"
Seeing that the Dharma was like this, several old monks suddenly surged their blood and almost spurted out an old blood.
"This is so fucking, is it shameful to be cute? I'm so old, I'm still so cute here, who's disgusting?"
Lu Yi couldn't help but complain in his heart, and expressed the thoughts of all the monks around him.
"I will never speak nonsense. I will say one thing, and if I don't give it, I won't give it. Fa Cheng, you'll have the idea of losing it."
After suppressing the blood and energy that surged up, Fazhen said this.
After hearing Fazhen's words, Fazhenma changed his strategy, squatted down and sat on the ground.
Then he even said "Wow" and tears fell down instantly. He started crying with sobs:
"Fazhen, if you don't lend me a few days to play, I will sit here and not get up."
Seeing the tears shed by Fazhen, Lu Yi couldn't help but smile secretly and said: My goodness, the old monk's tears come as soon as possible, it would be a pity not to be the actor.
"Then you just sit there!"
After being with him for so many years, he had known his temperament. If he failed to achieve a plan, he would become a scoundrel, so the Dharma really ignored him and let him sit on the ground.
After a long time, when he saw Fazhen, he was still indifferent. Facheng knew that it was impossible for him to borrow the big black bird from the old bald donkey to play for a few days. Then he turned his eyes twice and made up his mind:
"Okay, you old bald donkey, I'm so proud and discussing with you that you don't agree. Humph, if you don't lend it to me, will I not pick it up by myself? Can you still watch it all the time?"
After thinking, Facheng got up from the ground, wiped his eyes, then patted the dust on his body, and walked into his meditation room.
Chapter completed!