Chicken Flying Dog Jumping Chapter 77: Dragon and Phoenix Fight(2/2)
She sat down and looked at him with a longing look on her face. "Please spare me this time! I won't dare to do it next time!"
"Do you still want a next time?" He smiled coldly at her, and then said, "No way! Otherwise, you will be dealt with according to the palace rules! It's up to you! It costs you money or your life!"
"It's fatal!" Life is the capital of revolution. Without life, everything else is just a cloud, so when he asked this question, he didn't even think about replying.
"Then just pay the money!" She spread her hands and smiled proudly. You want to leave, dear? She just won't let you go!
"Huh? Huh~" He hummed dissatisfied, but the other party didn't appreciate it at all and continued to spread his hands and look down at her.
"Hmph!" He slapped the hand hard, then got up and walked under the bed. After groping for a while, he pulled out a box that looked simple but actually had a lot of connotation. He hugged it.
He reluctantly "touched" it in his arms, then gritted his teeth and threw it to Xuanyuan Yeya, then threw himself into bed, covered his head with the quilt and hummed sadly.
"Huh~huh~huh~huh~" Listening to the sad tune, Xuanyuan Yeya happily opened the box, looked at the neatly placed banknotes inside, curled his lips, got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower. In his heart
The dissatisfaction disappeared instantly in that hum.
"What are you doing?" Just when Shangguan Qi was humming and about to fall asleep, he suddenly felt that the quilt on his head was lifted by someone. He half-squinted his eyes and saw that the person was Xuanyuan Yeya, and he immediately felt like he had beaten a dog.
He jumped up like blood, stared at him and yelled at him.
"Sleep!" He rolled his eyes at her and prepared to go to bed. But as soon as he put one foot up, someone kicked him hard in the abdomen, and then he rolled down with the quilt.
"Shangguan Qi!" He stood up with a splash, threw the cup away, looked at the proudly smiling woman on the bed, and yelled through gritted teeth.
"What are you doing! You're sleeping on the floor tonight!" She yelled back without fear. What's she afraid of? He's already taken all the money. What's she afraid of? If she's in a hurry, she'll kill him tonight!
How dare you snatch money from her hand? I'm so tired! You must know that the money that comes into her hand is only for the money that comes in, not for the money that goes out!
"What did you say?" Xuanyuan Yeya clenched his hands, his face was as cold as frost, and his fists clenched loudly.
"What did I say? I told you to sleep on the floor tonight! Didn't you hear me?" He became more and more courageous. He stood up from the bed and pointed at his nose and cursed.
"You are looking for death! Aren't you afraid that I will chop you down?" He walked towards her with cold eyes and a cold and bloodthirsty aura all over his body.
"Don't do this! Are you going to chop me to death? I'll kill you first today!" She jumped directly onto him, but Xuanyuan Yeya didn't notice and was pushed to the ground by her.
"Hiss! Shangguan Qi! I will kill you!" Looking at Shangguan Qi riding on him, Xuanyuan Yeya roared angrily.
"Come on! Who is afraid of who!" After saying that, he punched it down.
"Hiss--did you grow up taking Dali Pills?" The fist is so heavy!
"You just know! I hope I don't beat you all over the place today!" Brat, I've already seen you unhappy! I can't beat you to death!
"Let's see who hits whom!" Xuanyuan Yeya turned over and pressed Shangguan Qi under him. He grabbed her waving hands with both hands and showed a proud smile.
"You're laughing!" he yelled angrily, then raised his knee and attacked his weakest spot.
"Ouch——!" Xuanyuan Yeya covered her crotch and jumped away. Her eyes were blazing as she looked at the woman who patted her butt and stood up.
"You deserve it! I hope I don't turn you into a eunuch today!" He rubbed his fists and waved them over again.
"Ah! Xuanyuan Yeya, how dare you hit a woman! You are still not a man!" Shangguan Qi covered the shoulder that was hit and shouted.
"Then if you kick a man's crotch, you become a woman!"
"I'm not paying you back!"
"Are you really looking for death?"
"Yes! What's wrong?"
"Then I will help you!"
"Then come on! eonbaby!" He raised his fingers provocatively.
"Ah!" Xuanyuan Yeya roared angrily and rushed forward, and the two fought together again.
"You bastard!"
"You violent woman!"
"You are a bastard!"
"You are a pervert!"
"You are sick!"
"The illness is not serious!"
"······"
Outside the door, the little eunuch hugged the pillar and looked at the moon in the sky with a confused expression. In the hall behind him, the roars of the two fighting could be heard from time to time. Then he looked at the little boy who was completely asleep in the yard.
, the little eunuch was confused.
Is it really okay?
After the stick of incense passed, both of them fell on the bed panting. There were more or less bruises on their bodies and faces, but Xuanyuan Yeya had more bruises on his body. After all, the other party was a woman, and he rarely attacked women. Just now.
In the battle, he was also "forced" by the opponent and had to fight back, otherwise he would have become a pie by now.
Shangguan Qi gasped for air and felt a rush of joy all over his body. It had been a long time since he had vented like this, and it felt so good to suddenly let out the resentment he had been feeling for the past few days! Moreover, the two of them were simply fighting, and neither of them had any emotions.
Using martial arts, that kind of simple venting, is really cool!
Turning his head, he looked at Xuanyuan Yeya who was also a little excited beside him and raised the corners of his lips. Seeing that his eyes were slightly closed as if he was about to fall asleep, he stretched out his foot and kicked him down again with a "plop".
"You'd better explain it to me!" Xuanyuan Yeya, who was kicked out of bed for the second time today, was in a very bad mood. He stood up with a gloomy expression and climbed onto the bed to look down at her.
"You, on the ground!" He yawned. It's really easy to feel sleepy after exercise!
"Why?"
"This is my bed!"
"This is my palace!"
"If you call it, will it answer you?"
"Then the bed won't answer you even if you call me bed!"
"But the key is that I'm lying on it now!"
"······"
"You are still being unreasonable!"
"No more talking! How about it?"
"OK!"
He nodded bitterly, and then continued to lie down next to her. If she was unreasonable, then he would be unreasonable too! Anyway, he was determined to sleep on this bed today!
"Hey! Get up!" She stretched out her hand to push him, but he didn't move at all, with a proud smile on his lips.
"How could you do this!" She used her hands and feet, but she couldn't move him even half an inch. Xuanyuan Yeya turned around playfully, trying to turn over and press against her.
"Hey! You, you, you, you~ lie down!" Looking at Xuanyuan Yeya pressing towards him, Shangguan Qi was speechless.
No! Xuanyuan Yeya closed his eyes and raised the corners of his lips with a look of dismay on his face.
"You, you, you, you... I, I, I, I~ I can't hold on any longer!" The strength in his hand suddenly weakened, and Xuanyuan Yeya pressed towards her body unprepared. She only felt that she was under her body.
Suddenly, the two of them were head to head, nose to nose.
And those red lips were pointed out from the lower half of my lips...
------Digression-----
Chapter completed!