Chapter 287: You don't suffer
In the snow-covered world, a man wearing only a pair of shorts was lying on top of messy clothes and fell asleep. There were several spiritual pets standing beside him, all watching closely.
"Didi, do you think my father can accept this reality when he wakes up? This Fairy Su is very beautiful, but my father has a mother... How can he be with someone other than his mother... Hehe... Hey?
"Little Douzi of the Cardamom Demon Tree couldn't hold back her breath at first, and asked Didi to the red jade wolf spider the size of a table next to her.
"Beep... beep... beep..."
The red jade wolf spider danced with its eight legs and screamed non-stop.
Xiaodouzi rolled his eyes at it, and several vines flew out from the crown of the tree, knocking over the Jade Wolf Spider.
"Didi, your sister is barking all day long. If you are so old and can't learn human language, your IQ is second to none."
Xiaodouzi impatiently looked down on Didi who was lying on the ground. This made Didi feel so wronged that she almost shed tears.
The difference between Xiaodouzi and Didi is that he secretly absorbed the crystals of two plants when he was still a cardamom demon vine. Of course, he secretly absorbed the crystals of the Three Flame Demon Lotus and the Drunken Immortal.
This was done without Lu Rover's knowledge. Not only did he absorb the two crystals, but he also secretly ate the amount of snow mutton fat that Lu Rover put in his treasure belt.
The reason why Xiaodouzi can expand his intelligence when he turns into a tree shape, and can even call Lu Lu daddy, is all because he drank the blood of Lu Hu and Luo Yun when he was a demon vine. So it has long been in his mind
The fact that Lu Lu was the father and Luo Yun was the mother was confirmed.
Xiaodouzi has never told Lu Rover these things, so Lu Rover has always been puzzled by Xiaodouzi's ability to open his mind so early and even speak. If he knew Xiaodouzi's journey along the way,
All kinds of adventures, I believe he will understand why Xiaodouzi is so close to him.
"Ugh!"
The man lying on the ground moved, and Xiaodouzi hurriedly called out softly: "Dad, dad, you're awake."
Hearing Xiaodouzi's voice, Lu Hu opened his eyes hazy. He had a very strange dream just now. If it was strange, it might as well be a dream. In the dream, he had a romantic relationship with a woman.
It was obvious that the other person was Luo Yun, but he couldn't see his face clearly. He didn't expect that he could have such a thing as an erotic dream. When he woke up, he looked at the gray sky and was still thinking about that dream.
"Dad, are you cold? Why don't you put on some more clothes?"
Xiaodouzi's words made Lu Rover come back to his senses. It didn't matter this time... What was going on? He was completely naked except for his underwear.
"I'm going!"
Lu Rover saw several spiritual pets looking at him with strange eyes. He jumped up in a hurry and pulled the clothes underneath him.
"Tell me, Xiaodouzi, what's going on? Why am I like this?"
Among the three spiritual pets, except Xiaodouzi, the other two have limited intelligence and cannot speak.
Xiaodouzi's face turned red, and he said with an unnatural expression: "Dad, I don't know much about this kind of thing. Anyway, I am very shy!"
Very shy? What do you mean? Seeing Xiaodouzi looking so weird, he looked at Didi and Yaoyao. As a result, the two little things looked at him strangely and turned around and ran away.
"This..." Lu Hu raised a question mark when he wanted to ask Xiaodouzi.
It turned out that Xiaodouzi also ran away after Didi and Yaoyao.
Let me go, what is going on? What happened to me? Why are several spiritual pets looking at me like this?
Body? My own body? Why is there a faint fragrance?
Lu Lu thought hard and couldn't figure out what was wrong with him, but he suddenly discovered that there was something abnormal about his body, and there was a faint floral fragrance lingering on his naked body. He only remembered using the Demon Meteor Shocking Spirit Hammer to hit the last blow.
After the attack, he fell unconscious. What happened after that? Song Jie burned himself to death, but what about Jiang Ning? If he died, his body should be there.
But what he saw before him was a vast expanse of ice and snow, and even the fairy tree was missing.
Lu Hu thought of this and called Yan Mi'er in his heart.
The breeze caressed the moon and the two swords flew out on their own and turned into a woman in pink.
"Oh, ah, hurry up and put on your clothes. My sister is going to be so embarrassed." Who would have expected that as soon as Yan Mi'er appeared, she would cover her face with her hands and stomp at Lu Rover.
Only then did Lu Rover realize that it was too rude for him to be naked in front of a beautiful woman, so he quickly put on his clothes without saying a word.
"Sister Yan'er, can you tell me what happened during the time I was unconscious?" He asked Yan Mi'er immediately after putting on his clothes.
Seeing Lu Hu's serious face and asking himself, Yan Mi'er couldn't help but asked doubtfully: "Do you really not remember anything? Don't you have any feeling at all?"
"Sister Yan'er, tell me quickly. If I knew, would I still ask you?"
"Oh...that's it..."
"Sister Yan'er, please tell me quickly..."
"Okay, ah, don't be surprised when you hear this. You have taken advantage of others in this kind of thing anyway...that is...it's you and Su Xianzi...then...that...
.What’s that…”
While Yan Mi'er was comforting Lu Lu, her face was red and she didn't know how to express herself.
Lu Lu was so impatient that he didn't even wait for Yan Mi'er to finish what he said, so he rushed over and said, "Sister Yan'er, hurry up and say it. Me and Fairy Su, what's that, what's that... what's that?"
Well...Aren't you trying to piss me off? What's going on with me and her? Wait...wait a minute...You mean what's going on with me and her? What's going on?~~~~~~
"
At first, Lu Lu asked Yan Mi'er anxiously because he really didn't know what was going on. But after he said those words several times, he suddenly woke up like he was dreaming! He couldn't believe it.
He looked into Yan Mi'er's eyes, as if he was looking for something!
Yan Mi'er then blinked helplessly at him.
What a bolt from the blue!!!!
Five thunder strikes!!!!
What the hell kind of plot is this! Lu Rover felt his eyes darken and almost fell to the ground again.
How can I accept this kind of thing? What is this? I was forced by a woman... What's that? How could this be possible... I only have Yun'er in my heart, how could such a thing happen!!
Lu Lu felt that his mind was blank at this moment, but Yan Mi'er added with a smirk on his face: "From my sister's point of view, Fairy Su is still a virgin, so you won't suffer!"
Chapter completed!