Chapter 31 I'm not crazy, I have a grenade hammer! (Seeking a monthly ticket
"What do he use to make a stone mill, sugar, scales, rice cakes and hard-earned copper wine pot?"
"Godfather, Lieutenant didn't say that...I think he wanted to use a stone mill to grind the sugar into powder and dip it into rice cakes?"
"That's too particular, right? It's hard (I) when I was in the palace, I wasn't that particular! No, what's the point of using scales and wine pots?"
"Maybe it's time to weigh the amount of sugar you eat first? As for the wine pot..."
"It's hard to go and take a look... It's not tight to have a little sugar. The wine pot is a good thing, it's hard to bring it out of the palace. There is also an old birthday star carved on it. It's hard to break it. Oh, why did you give him this thing?"
"It's not difficult for him (I) to give him, but he took it from the study he planned to (you)..."
Early this morning, when the factory eunuch Pang was observing the pigpen that had been changed beyond recognition and was piled with stinky fish and rotten shrimps, he heard a strange news from his godson's youngest father-in-law Pang Siming.
Zhu Hesheng had just sent Su Zhanshan, Zhao Hongkui and the two fools were asked to leave Pang Siming with a small stone mill, a small scale weighing Chinese medicine, a small carved copper wine pot and a large plate of rice cakes.
It doesn’t matter whether it is a stone mill, a small scale, a sugar, a rice cake, or a Eunuch Pang, but that carved copper wine pot has special significance to Eunuch Pang - it was the first good thing he stole in the Beijing Palace. Although it was not worth a few taels of silver, it was the beginning of Eunuch Pang’s wealth!
Since then, Eunuch Pang's fortune has become better and better. Even if the Ming Dynasty has disappeared, his money has continued to increase.
This baby cannot be ruined by the madman Zhu Qipao!
By the way, now Eunuch Pang also thinks that Zhu Qipao is crazy!
If you are not crazy, how could you send troops to occupy a pigpen with 60? After occupying it, you drove away all the pigpens and turned them into a place where smelly fish and rotten shrimps are piled up... Moreover, these smelly fish and rotten shrimps are all bought with money, and they are still spent on Eunuch Pang’s money!
The most exaggerated thing is that Zhu Qipao also sent a few baby soldiers to stand guard in shifts, saying that he was to defend the "pig pen" and prevent those homeless pigs from sleeping in the pen.
Where did these pigs offend Zhu Qipao?
In the end, Eunuch Pang couldn't stand it anymore, so he expressed his compassion and called a group of butchers from Gucheng Village to turn the homeless stray pigs into pickled bacon...
However, even though Eunuch Pang felt that Zhu Qipao was crazy, he did not dare to drive Zhu Qipao, who was "like a tiger and a wolf".
Zhu Qipao is too fierce! And the brave Su, Daboling, and Mr. Yu’s son-in-law Swenbai and Master Guo Youde, who took the wrong medicine, were all crazy with Zhu Qipao!
As for Su Zhanshan, let alone the two stupid boys Zhao Hongkui, they did whatever Zhu Qipao said.
With the support of these six people, Zhu Qipao was able to firmly control the more than 180 "refugees" who brought Gucheng Village.
The factory eunuch Pang is now a rich man, and he is still a rich man who is dependent on Zhu Jushan and Zhu Qipao's door. How dare you be rude to a somewhat crazy Zhu Qipao? Don't kill him with an axe!
Although he was a little afraid of Zhu Qipao, Eunuch Pang still couldn't bear to leave his copper pot, so he bit the bullet and went to the hall occupied by Zhu Hesheng with his young father-in-law Pang Siming.
When he arrived, Zhu Hesheng and Daboling and Master Guo were eating rice cakes dipped in powdered sugar together. While talking in a low voice, he watched Su Zhanshan and Zhao Hongkui carefully put the fully mixed powdered sweet gunpowder into the copper pot of Eunuch Pang.
What are you doing?
Eunuch Pang was confused. Could it be that Zhu Qipao, a madman, wanted to store the powdered sugar that he couldn't eat in a copper pot and eat it slowly? He lived a very careful life!
At this time, Zhu Hesheng also saw Eunuch Pang, so he smiled and greeted him, "Master, have you eaten? Come and have some food together?"
“No, it’s hard not to be hungry,”
As Eunuch Pang spoke, he pulled a chair and sat down beside Zhu Hesheng. Just as he was about to ask for his treasure copper pot, Zhu Hesheng had already taken out a scroll and smiled Eunuch Pang said, "Master, please take a look at this first."
"Is this?" Eunuch Pang took the scroll and opened it, and saw four big words written on the top of the table - a brilliant plan!
Judging from the handwriting, it seems that Zhuge San and the fortune teller were from that fortune teller. Why is this guy who is not very good at fortune telling now playing tricks?
Although Eunuch Pang did not believe in the clever plan of the military advisor Zhuge, he still looked down patiently and jumped up after half of his viewing: "What? Do you want the Heavenly King Zhu to be the third prince of Zhu? And, do you want to let Nan (me) be the personal certificate?"
"No?" Zhu Hesheng looked up at Eunuch Pang.
"This, this..." Eunuch Pang was speechless and couldn't even speak.
"Master," Master Guo looked at Eunuch Pang with a dilemma, and said with a smile, "I'll do it as you want. The military advisor is completely up to date, and I can't make any mistakes. Besides, Master Yu helped get physical evidence together... My son-in-law Bai (Swenbai) went to Haimen Port early this morning to find Master Er to do business."
Yu Zhongxian's brother was also a scholar, but his interest was not in being an official, but in the collection and production of antique calligraphy and paintings, he had a special study on gold and stone carvings. Rich people in Dahao and Haimen would ask him to take a look at any antique calligraphy and paintings.
In the fact that the military advisor Zhuge was a brilliant plan, Yu Erye had to help make the King Ding's waist card and seal... This is a physical evidence that can prove Zhu Jushan's identity.
But Eunuch Pang shook his head repeatedly, "Yu Er is a three-legged cat, and his craftsmanship is not enough to be on the table!"
Zhu Hesheng smiled and said, "Don't worry, the factory owner, I have a strong evidence, and the boss Hui will definitely believe it!"
Is it ironclad?
Eunuch Pang was stunned and thought to himself: "Can you have already slept with that girl Qiu Shuzhen? But even if that girl helps you, Qiu Hui would not believe that your father who looks a bit like Mr. Guan is Prince Zhu San!"
Just as he thought of this, he heard Su Zhanshan and Zhao Hongkui, the two boys, speak in a muffled voice.
"Young Master, it's done!"
"Please check it out for a while, Young Master!"
As he spoke, a small copper wine pot with a cork handle stuffed into the mouth of a pot was handed to Zhu Hesheng.
Eunuch Pang also recognized this wine pot - this is his "auspicious pot"! Why did he make such a struggle?
"Little Lieutenant," Eunuch Pang hurriedly called Zhu Hesheng's official position, "What is this?"
Zhu Hesheng took the wine pot in his hand, played with it, and nodded with satisfaction, "Not bad...the weight is right! Guanggong, this is called a grenade!"
What grenade hammer? Eunuch Pang said in his heart: "This is clearly a difficult treasure wine pot!"
Zhu Hesheng smiled and said, "With it, the boss Hui will definitely believe that my father is the third prince Zhu... and he will also send troops to help break the siege of Guiyu Capital!"
Just this? Eunuch Pang thought to himself: "It seems that the cannon Zhu is really crazy...Director (me) or not to be a madman. Isn't he just giving the auspicious pot of the difficult (me) to the boss Hui? At worst, the boss Hui turned around and asked him for the boss Hui."
Just as he was thinking, Zhu Hesheng spoke again, "Man, after the boss Hui saw this evidence, it's time for you to go on stage. Do you know what to say?"
"Ah," Eunuch Pang thought for a while, "then, that hard (I) will say that hard (I) and hard (I) that was the secret order of the master of Weimiao to secretly escort His Highness Ding to the south... Is this feasible?"
"Where is the secret order?" Zhu Hesheng asked again.
"Secret Issue..." Eunuch Pang thought about it again, "The secret Issue is called "My godfather (Pang Tianshou) took it to Yunnan."
"Okay," Zhu Hesheng nodded and smiled, "That's it, I will go to Dahao with Yong Mengsu to meet the boss Hui! You and my aunt should have Master Guo wait for a few more days, which means that the second master has prepared the physical evidence and go to Dahao together."
Chapter completed!