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Chapter 9 Zhuge Military Strategist Secretly Made an Empty City! (Today

Try it? Try it?

I don’t know what Daboling and Zhuge Junshi thought. They thought of eating it at the first time, and it seemed that with sugar, it would be a dessert.

"No, no, I don't eat this thing! I'm so old that I don't like to eat candy." Military advisor Zhuge, who can pinch and calculate, shook his head like a rattle. He had calculated just now that he would definitely get poisoned if he ate this "sweet gunpowder dessert"!

"Baozi, my aunt doesn't eat it, my aunt is afraid of getting angry..." My aunt Daboling, who is as beautiful as a peach blossom, dare not eat it. With so much heat salt added to this thing, it will definitely get angry if you eat it! Then you will have acne on your face, which is so ugly!

Zhu Hesheng was a little amused and silly after hearing the opinions of the two. Why did he just eat it? Although we are all from Guangdong and are more particular about eating, we can't think of eating anything we see first, right?

"This is not something to eat, this is a kind of gunpowder!" Zhu Hesheng said, then wrapped the copper spoon handle with a rag, and then placed the head of the spoon containing the sweet gunpowder on the flame of the red mud stove next to it...

......

Zhu Jushan, Mr. Yu and the short and fat master Guo Youde trotted all the way. In the blink of an eye, he ran from the north gate of the Guiyu Capital to the Zhu family courtyard in the southwest corner of the city.

As soon as they rushed into the yard, the three of them saw an incredible picture.

Zhu Qipao, Daboling, and Zhuge Sanhe sat around a square table in the living room. There was also a copper pot, six copper-skinned chamber pots and a small copper wine pot on the square table.

Zhu Qipao was scraping something in the copper pot with a spoon, and the scraped paste was poured into the mouth of a chamber pot. Daboling was holding a wooden stick and stuffing it into the mouth of another chamber pot. Military advisor Zhuge was holding a scale to weigh a copper-skin chamber pot with a wooden stick...

Are these three people crazy? Why are they crazy together? Will this crazy disease be extraordinary?

Zhu Jushan was the first to react and yelled: "Huaizai, Aling, military advisor, what are you doing?"

Mr. Yu also shouted, "Qizi, why did you put so many chamber pots on the table for dining? Is it dirty?"

Tianjin Master Guo Youde was not interested in the chamber pot on the table. He only had one question he was concerned about. Is Zhu Qipao the grandson of Zhu San? So he pointed at Zhu Qipao and asked: "Archief Zhu, don't be fooled. To be honest, isn't he Zhu San's grandson?"

At this time, Zhu Hesheng just put the last bit of sweet gunpowder in the copper pot into a copper chamber pot, and then handed it to Daboling from the chamber pot to "get it a stick". Hearing Zhu Jushan, Mr. Yu and Guo Youde's questions, he didn't know how to answer it for a while. So he did not answer, but asked back: "Does that dog official Deng Guangming want to attack the capital of Guiyu?"

When Zhu Jushan and Mr. Yu heard this question, they looked at each other, with a solemn expression on their faces, but they didn't say anything - this is hard to say! Deng Guangming did not attack the city, they were good brothers who were close friends of Eight Bibles.

But if Deng Guangming is determined to attack the capital of Guiyu, it is hard to say whether the good brothers can do it!

The Tianjin master Guo Youde didn't have so much concern. When he heard Zhu Hesheng's question, he answered: "Arson Zhu, the man named Deng killed Ni, it's Zhu San Grandson. If he couldn't calm down, Heng would have to hold a spoon!"

Zhu Hesheng heard his Tianjin dialect and thought it was quite fun. He had a friend from Tianjin when he was in Beijing and had a dormitory, so he also learned some Tianjin dialect - he didn't suppress his body if he had too many skills! So he took it out and showed off now, and replied in Tianjin dialect: "The person surnamed Deng has a nonsense. He has a quarrel with me, but I'm not afraid of him if he wants to tear his face. At worst, he can't let it go! He thought he was a big show, but I have this! Hahaha..."

As he spoke, Zhu Hesheng pointed at the few chamber pots with wooden sticks in his hand!

When they heard his not-so-standard Tianjin dialect, Mr. Yu and Guo Youde were both confused. They thought that Zhu Jushan was from Nanyang, Henan, but Zhu Qipao's Tianjin dialect... I'm afraid it's the same as Emperor Chongzhen? Zhu Qipao himself could not have been to Tianjin or Beijing. His Tianjin dialect must have been learned from Zhu Jushan! Could it be that Zhu Jushan is really the third prince of Zhu?

Of course, Zhu Jushan didn't speak Tianjin dialect, but he could understand it. Because many of the eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty were brought from Tianjin Wei, and the eunuchs in the Tang Palace in Nanyang were also sent by Beijing, and they spoke in this way.

So he asked, "Huaizai, what did you say? Do you want to use a chamber pot to break Deng Guangming's army? Are you crazy or stupid?"

Ah, you understand Tianjin dialect too!

Both Mr. Yu and Guo Youde looked at Zhu Jushan with suspicious eyes. The more he looked, the more he felt like Prince Zhu’s third! He looked like him, spoke like him, walked like him... he looked like him everywhere! As for the beard he had back then, he must have been glued to cover up his sight!

"This is not an ordinary chamber pot!" Military Advisor Zhuge shook his goose feather fan at this time and spoke seriously, "This is the Zhuge Tianlei Pot made by my ancestors with the secret method passed down by my ancestors!"

What? Zhu Hesheng was shocked. He had never seen such a shameless person who robbed intellectual property rights! The good Zhu Ji Tian Gunpowder Room Pot turned into Zhuge Liang's Tianlei Room Pot...

"Tianthunder chamber pot?" asked Mr. Yu, "Can you explode?"

"Of course!" Military Advisor Zhuge was not vague and reached out to pick up the copper spoon that had been burned once and was slightly deformed. He dug out a little sweet gunpowder from the mouth of a chamber pot with wooden sticks, poured it into the copper pot, then took out a piece of talisman paper, lit it on the red mud stove, and threw it into the copper pot... In the blink of an eye, the fire was shining everywhere, which was much more powerful than when the black gunpowder burned!

Military advisor Zhuge said proudly: "You know you are powerful, right? There are six chamber pots and one wine pot here, all of which are filled with the thunder technique secretly passed down by the ancestors... and combined with the empty city plan secretly passed down by the ancestors, you will definitely kill Deng Guangming without leaving any armor!"

"What?" Old Master Yu was stunned again, "Can you kill someone without leaving a piece of armor in the empty city plan? Sanhe Taoist, don't lie to me, I've watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"!"

Old man Yu is a scholar! But he is educated, and he can memorize "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

"In the 95th chapter of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", it talked about the loss of Jieting and the empty city plan!" Mr. Yu said, "I remember clearly, but I didn't kill Sima Yi until it was left without leaving any armor!"

Military Advisor Zhuge smiled coldly: "What will happen if Sima Yi leads his troops into Xicheng County?"

"Of course..." Mr. Yu couldn't say it anymore.

Such awesome person Zhuge Liang is almost caught by a living god. How could he be caught by Sima Yi?

There must be a last move!

Military advisor Zhuge shook his goose feather fan and said, "Luo Guanzhong, who wrote "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", is not from our Zhuge family. He doesn't know the killer moves my ancestors set up in the empty city plan!"

"There are killer moves in the empty city strategy?" This was the first time Mr. Yu heard about it.

"That's it!" Military Advisor Zhuge was also a big fool. He fooled, "Bowangpo has a killer move, Xinye County has a killer move, how could there be no killer move when he arrives in Xicheng County? That Sima Yi was quite smart and did not hit Xicheng County, otherwise his life would be lost, and his ancestors would be the same as soon as they left Qishan."

"That's a pity..." Mr. Yu had already been fooled.

Military Advisor Zhuge continued to cheat while shaking his goose feather fan, "It's a pity, but the ancestors' empty city plan will not be buried, but passed down from generation to generation, and arrived here in my path. This time it happened to be used to kill Deng Guangming! Yu County Zun, do you think you want to kill Deng Guangming?"

"Must!" Zhu Hesheng had already spoken with a calm face, "Master Qi, it's time to die... If you can't kill Deng Guangming, then we will die!"

Mr. Yu's face turned pale and he thought to himself: "If I die, you will die long ago?"

Zhu Jushan also understood that at this critical moment, and suddenly reached out to hold the old man's arm, "Brother... it depends on you to fight against the Qing Dynasty and restore Ming Dynasty! We now have Zhuge Divine Lei and Kong Ming's secret plan, but we are still afraid that we can't kill the brave but unscheming Deng Guangming? As soon as Deng Guangming dies, we will ask the boss Hui to send troops. The whole Chaozhou will be our world!"

Mr. Guo Youde and Master Guo also saw the situation clearly at this time. If Mr. Yu dared to say a word, this Zhu Tianwang, who seemed to Guan Gong, would turn against him and kill his elder brother!

So he hurriedly advised Mr. Yu, "City Lord, it's time for you to be the Nine Ministers, so you can only lose your mind!"

Old Master Yu sighed, glanced at Zhu Zhu Jushan, the king whose face was flushed and whose murderous aura was almost rising, had to grit his teeth and said, "Punish your mother, just turn it back, just die..."

When Zhu Hesheng saw that Master Qi finally made up his mind to follow the revolution, he quickly hit the railway while it was hot: "Master Qi, since you are determined, then tonight we will gather everyone, cut our braids, drink blood wine, and make blood a alliance, and work with Qing Yao to the end!"
Chapter completed!
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