Chapter 230 Bandit
s (a thousand words, revised at 12 o'clock)
In the mountains on the road ahead, melodious poetry came, the sound was ethereal and transcendent, like the singing of an immortal.
Butcher Pan was immediately embarrassed. Let's find a hole and let him hide his head for a quarter of an hour.
He just said in front of him, the road to Shu is as difficult as climbing to the sky!
The next moment someone else comes up with an extended version, cultured, really scary, a slap in the face like a tornado.
When everyone looked around, they saw a young man in white clothes. Even in the winter, he opened his clothes, revealing his white chest. His long hair was flowing but not tied up. He was riding an old and thin donkey, with a horse across his waist.
A rusty sword.
Holding a bottle of wine in his hand, he raised his head and took a sip, then recited a few lines of poetry.
Everyone in Shunfeng was stunned to see this man. He looked like a gentle breeze, and the poems he sang were very nice. However, it was too inconsistent with his image. Some people who didn’t know thought he was a lunatic.
In fact, he is a crazy person, the kind who eats five stone powder, a bit like those noble gentlemen from Hutoushu, and a bit like Prince Wang Yuan of the Wang family.
Just be bold and dissolute.
Wei Zhen was also speechless, but she couldn't help but sigh, "These days, the bandits' robbery techniques are so novel."
She discovered that there were many people ambush on the mountain ahead.
"Ah? What? Girl, you said he was a bandit who robbed you? This is too scary, isn't it? Do you need such a high level of education to be a bandit these days? Phew! Fortunately, we are escorts."
No wonder Shunfeng and Shunfeng can't get enough of the bandits' meal. It turns out the threshold is too high!
"Old Pan, you are still superficial. These days, the educated are bandits and the sinister are officials. Only fools like us send escorts."
"Ah, Miss Mi, what you said makes sense." The world is so weird, what can we do? Anyway, this is abnormal, and Butcher Pan quickly accepted it.
Release the inner breath to the top of the mountain, good guy, there are no less than a hundred breaths, but such a small number of people dare to confront 500 of them. What incredible secret weapons or support do these bandits have?
"Here comes a cultural man and asks him what he wants, wealth? Or sex?" Wei Zhen immediately ordered.
"Girl, aren't you just shouting? Why do you need a cultural person to come and ask again? Do you need to sing in antiphony before robbing?"
Butcher Pan was confused, this operation was quite new.
Wei Zhen, "No, I'm afraid he won't understand us when we speak in vernacular. Aren't the levels different?"
Mi Le's eyebrows are crooked, and the boss is making jokes. This is so fearless!
The procession downwind stopped, and the flag bearer in front immediately stood on his horse, waved the flag to give instructions, and added their rhythmic whistle signal downwind.
The general meaning is to be on guard when encountering an enemy.
Butcher Pan scratched his head and said in embarrassment, "Girl, this is difficult to handle. The most educated people in our team are you and Miss Mi Le, and the second one is the accountant."
If they had known that the escort would have to read poems when they passed by, they would have brought Chen Xiucai and Wei Dong with them. Pan Yun would have been fine, because San'er had always wanted to follow them.
"He basically said that the height of the mountains, the rapidity of the water, the changes in the appearance of the rivers and mountains, the desolation of the trees, and the dangers of the peaks and cliffs all have the potential to overwhelm people, and the atmosphere is majestic and majestic.
This is a powerful threat to us, asking us to leave our belongings and go home quickly." Mi Le waved the pistol in her hand and said helpfully.
Butcher Pan exclaimed, "Oh, Miss Mi, you are so educated, aren't you?" She is worthy of being the concubine of the Minister of Dali Temple. With her height, she can be married to a married woman soon.
Girls like them don't know how to do it, and they have spent a lot of time studying with Mr. Da Ru.
The person opposite couldn't stop reading poetry anymore. What was there to pretend about? They were just watching a show and didn't take him seriously.
But yes, this is the majestic Princess Jin, the kind who has been on the battlefield.
Looking at the formation of Shunfeng, they are indeed proud of themselves.
"Bosses, my Excellency, Li Dabai, has been entrusted by the people of Jiuzhai Shibawan to ask about tolls." Li Dabai put the wine bottle on his waist and bowed to the person in front of him in a gentle and polite manner.
The etiquette of this robbery was too clever.
"So you can speak human language?" Wei Zhen was surprised. So why did he speak nonsense in the first place, which made people quite embarrassed.
These days, it’s hard to go out without knowing a few acid poems.
Li Dabai was stunned. No, he was scolded for being a poet and a great Confucian? She was a princess, right? She just said that the royal family had fallen.
"Oh, it turns out that you don't understand human speech, girl?" Who has he lost in a quarrel? Li Dabai burst out laughing.
Butcher Pan and Li Renshen almost drew their swords on the spot, good boys, if you dare to insult their girl, let's start a fight directly.
"Ah, I can only understand human speech. I can't understand anything that's not human speech. I can't understand anything that's not human speech either."
Butcher Pan and Li Renshen were relieved and let go of their sword-drawing hands. The girl must have made progress, and it must have been taught by her uncle.
Uh, telling him a tongue twister, Li Dabai tightened his fingers and relaxed, "Girl, just tell me whether you want to pay the toll or not?"
No, this girl was so tough that Li Dabai suddenly lost his arrogance and said, "Alas, there is no idle land in the world, and the farmers are starving to death.
Girl, the common people can't live any longer, otherwise who would be willing to be shameless and do such things that are worse than a pig or a dog?
There is no war to fight in the southwest, but taxes are getting heavier every year, and the government is not far away from forcing the people to rebel.
Girl, do you want to leave this alone? Or pay the tolls and give the people a way to survive.
Furthermore, even if you don't pay tolls here, you will still have to pay a lot of taxes when you enter the city gate.
Rather than giving food and drinks to those who exploit evil spirits, it is better to help the people.
Girl, what do you think?"
What could Wei Zhen say, "Did you see the word 'silly' written on my forehead?" Otherwise, who would he morally kidnap?
"Oh, now it seems that the girl is the same as those blood-sucking insects. Fortunately, I heard about the girl's many heroic deeds and praised her at the time."
Li Dabai smiled sarcastically.
"The method of provoking generals." She said she was no longer taken advantage of, but what on earth was this man thinking?
Li Dabai was silent. He actually didn't expect White Wolf to succeed with nothing, but it didn't cost any money to give it a try.
"There is no pie falling from the sky in this world. This immortal, how strong are you? Maybe we can cooperate.
They are all bastards on the road, and it is not easy for anyone. It would be shameful to get it for free." Mi Le's business is now online.
Everyone has talked about Jiuzhai Eighteen Bays, and if he dares to confront their 500 cavalry head-on, his strength should be pretty good.
Li Dabai's eyes lit up, "Young lady, it's okay to just say it." He couldn't wait to urge her.
"It's easy to say, we at Shunfeng are just for escorting, so you can just join us.
Of course, we have to let us test your strength in this matter. The level is too low and the status is too low. We also have other options. After all, this Sichuan Mansion is not just Jiuzhaibawan."
When doing business, be honest and don't give them money when others don't contribute.
Poverty in a place is caused by many factors. Who can be sure that these people are not lazy and lazy.
Li Dabai's eyes became dark, obviously he didn't expect that Shunfeng was still expanding enrollment, so he had to think carefully about this.
After all, there is Princess Jin in the middle, and the Sichuan Palace is the territory of Concubine Yang and the fifth prince of the Hongnong Yang family. They are openly disobedient. Who will bear the risk? And can they afford it?
"You might as well go to the village to rest for a while, and then we can discuss the matter later. How about that?"
"Can."
The matter was settled like that.
Chapter completed!