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Chapter 29 Sister, Give Me Another Bull Shit Pill

By the way, Yuesen on the other side was lying on the bed and lamenting repeatedly.

"Am I having Mercury retrograde? Why have I been carrying it so hard lately! Xiao Liuzi, hurry up and prepare your horse to go to Fo'an Temple to pay homage."

I would rather believe that it exists than believe that it doesn’t exist!

Xiao Liuzi timidly replied: "Master, your special carriage has returned to the eldest lady's courtyard."

"What?!" When Yuesen heard this, he suddenly jumped out of bed like a grasshopper regardless of the pain, "What's the point? She, Hua Ying'er, is so domineering, occupying my yard, and also occupying my carriage.

, if she had the ability, she would even take in my concubine!!!"

"I'm so angry! Ah, ah, it hurts, Xiao Liuzi, please be gentle! Are you going to go against me too?"

He jumped up from the bed and pulled at the wound, and a heartbreaking pain spread down his butt and throughout his body.

"Xiao Liuzi doesn't dare." Xiao Liuzi said innocently. He was already careful enough to apply the medicine.

"Go out and call Liu Yiyi in the side room for me. I will use my concubine for a while before raising my concubine. Tell them to come quickly and serve me one by one." Yuesen ordered.

Xiao Liuzi's hands were as rough as tree bark when working as a servant, but Yihongyuan's number one Liu Yiyi's delicate hands were as comfortable as medicine.

"Yes, Master." Xiao Liuzi bowed and retreated.

Yue Sen lay on the couch, a little confused, "These girls usually get up earlier than the roosters before dawn and the roosters crow, and they rush to serve me first. Now I am seriously injured.

They came to greet each other, are they rebelling?"

"They must have heard that my young master was injured. They were overly sad and overslept, so they didn't come over to say hello." Yuesen himself helped them make up excuses.

Hua Ying'er knew that she would have such a stupid brother in the future, and she really wanted to put him back and remake him.

After Hua Ying'er came back from Liu Xuehua's hospital, she changed into men's clothes and prepared to go see that idiot Yuesen.

I saw her wearing a dark body-shaping robe, with three thousand hair strands standing up high, her eyes were lively, and she was mesmerizing when she smiled.

At this time, Hua Ying'er had just passed by the side room where Yuesen's five concubines were, and saw five enchanting women drinking tea and chatting in a pavilion. She saw Hua Ying'er walking towards them from a distance, and she

It immediately caused quite a stir.

"Good sister, here comes another idiot who brings us vitality."

"This idiot looks quite handsome, much more handsome than Yuesen's pig-headed one."

"The more handsome a man is, the purer his energy will be. Come on, sisters!"

Hua Ying'er saw five women sitting in the pavilion who looked like parrots, chirping in confusion.

After a while, these five demonic women floated over like a wave of spider spirits and pestered Hua Ying'er.

One of them, a slender woman dressed in wavy green, twisted like a water snake and said, "Sir, I drove this road. If you want to go this way, please stay with your sister for one night."

"Are you the concubines in Yuesen's room? You are all dressed like parrots." Hua Ying'er used a special body-shaping belt to tie up a few pieces of breast meat so that they could not touch it no matter how hard they touched it.

Instead, Hua Ying'er took the opportunity to touch the green woman's waist and said, "Good sister, this is Prince Yue's Mansion. You are so wanton, aren't you afraid of being kicked out?"

"I'm scared, and I just need the young master to comfort me." As he said that, another woman with a bare breast exposed grabbed Hua Ying'er's hand and placed it on her chest and heart.

I saw this woman's eyes with too much white, blinking like two oysters. As soon as Hua Ying'er's hand touched its chest, deep doubts arose in her heart.

The Yue Prince's Mansion is heavily guarded, how could such an unpopular group of people come in?

Yuesen is no longer out of tune, Yue Da and Liu Xuehua are both martial arts practitioners, and there is no way they would let these five things do whatever they want here.

"Sir, I see you are sweating from walking. Please go sit in the back room and drink some hot tea."

Another woman also came over, and the two women stood beside Hua Ying'er. On the surface, it was an invitation, but in fact they wanted to kidnap her.

Hua Ying'er smiled and let them pull her towards the back room. She suddenly stopped when she was near the door.

"Oh, all beauties, I'm really sorry. I just promised my wife to go to see Young Prince Yuesen for medical treatment. I'm afraid it's inappropriate if this delays time."

Hua Yinger hurriedly stopped because at this time she had seen a pool of red blood through the crack in the door and smelled the pungent smell of blood.

The two women on the left and right were unhappy and grabbed Hua Ying'er's arm, "Sir, just drinking a sip of hot tea won't delay anything, unless you want to do something else?"

An expression that cannot let the pigeon fly away no matter what!

"Xiaosheng is worried that if he crosses this threshold, he will not be able to get out!" Hua Ying'er smiled lightly. She was not afraid of these little monsters, but she was afraid of disturbing others.

"Because the beauty of the girls is really fascinating. For a while, Xiaosheng can't control it, and I'm afraid you will be seduced."

"Young master, you are good at joking. How will you know if you can control it if you don't try it?"

During this stalemate, there was a rush of footsteps coming from behind the rockery.

"Hey, Miss, why are you here?" Xiao Liuzi was quite surprised to see Hua Ying'er dressed in handsome men's clothes, surrounded by the young prince's five concubines.

Does the eldest lady still have this hobby?

The young master suffered another loss this time. Not only was his car and house gone, but his sister also took his woman.

Hua Ying'er recognized Xiao Liuzi as the person next to Yue Sen at a glance. She turned around and broke away from the group of women, pulling Xiao Liuzi with her as she walked over.

"Let's go, let's go. I was just about to go over and see that brat's injury. Xiao Liuzi, you came just in time. Lead me the way." Hua Ying'er noticed the little Liuzi and left in a hurry.

"Here, the young master sent the younger one to ask the five aunts to come over. Because the five aunts did not come to say hello in the morning, the young master is getting angry."

Xiao Liuzi quickly added that instead of inviting the five aunts, he invited Hua Yinger.

The young master will definitely be furious!

"You don't have to worry about this. I'll explain to him that he is prone to cerebral congestion due to his injuries." Hua Ying'er hurriedly pulled Xiao Liuzi along for a walk.

Originally, the four women wanted to chase them out and catch them, but they were determined not to let the fat meat grow wings and fly away.

However, he was stopped by the woman with green water, "Don't make this matter a big deal. If it delays our ancestors' rescue activities, we won't even be able to survive."

"Yes, sister Yiyi, we all listen to you." The other women agreed.

Liu Yiyi looked at Hua Ying'er's leaving figure. She didn't detect any spiritual energy in Hua Ying'er just now, so she rashly concluded that Hua Ying'er was just a fun-loving mortal.

Not enough trouble!

That's why she allowed her sisters to tease Hua Ying'er as they pleased and practice their skills in teasing men.

Hua Ying'er pulled Xiao Liuzi and ran for a long distance. After confirming that they would not catch up, she stopped.

"Miss, why are we running away? They are all the young master's concubines. The young master is injured, and they should come and take care of him." Xiao Liuzi asked doubtfully.

Hua Ying'er said seriously: "Look into my eyes!"

Xiao Liuzi followed suit and stared at Hua Ying'er with his eyes wide open like a goldfish, "Miss, you are so handsome!"

"In that courtyard just now, I ordered you to go down and keep everyone away! It's just an order from the young master, and anyone who violates it will be punished." Hua Ying'er said seriously.

Xiao Liuzi blinked his eyes, very confused, "But the young master didn't give the order?"

Hua Ying'er clapped her hands and straightened the corners of her clothes that had just been messed up by the group of women, "Miss, I'm going to go in and give instructions to Yuesen boy. Do you think Yuesen dares to disobey my orders?"

Xiao Liuzi nodded decisively, "I don't dare!"

The two of them strode in while talking. Yuesen heard the sound of footsteps and thought that his concubines, who were round and round, as gentle as water, were coming.

"Oh my, it hurts so much, young master. My butt, waist, and head all hurt..." Yuesen lay on the bed, squinting his eyes and looking in the direction of the door.

Before Hua Ying'er stepped through the door, she heard his artificial voice at the door. She rolled her eyes and walked in, "I think you're out of your mind!"

As soon as Yuesen heard this voice that sounded like a curse, his forehead felt buzzing and painful, "Why is it you again, woman! You are really haunting!"

"Miss Nasty, call me sister!" Hua Ying'er slapped him on the injured area, and the pain became more intense and she screamed, "Killing!"

Xiao Liuzi stood aside, not daring to make a sound at all, thinking of going up to save his master, but his body honestly stayed where he was, motionless.

"If you scream again, I will twist your arm off, believe it or not!" Hua Ying'er went down his arm and took his pulse. The boy was fine, just suffered some skin trauma.

Yuesen, who had suffered losses three times, did not want to make the same mistake again because he believed that Hua Ying'er would really break his arm.

"Sister, just be so noble and let me go. You see, I've given you the yard and the car. Only the five beauties left can soothe my injured heart a little." Yuesen said as he spoke.

I'm going to cry.

How miserable!

"Sister, you are my only sister, please let me go!" Yuesen begged.

The ignorant Xiao Liuzi added, "Young Master, your five concubines just threw themselves into the arms of the eldest lady."

Xiao Liuzi said this without any ambiguity or hesitation, because he found that following the eldest lady was more prestigious than following the young master.

The eldest lady is more reliable in doing things!

In addition, Xiao Liuzi didn't like those five concubines, they were evil and not serious!

"Open your mouth!" Hua Ying'er pinched Yuesen's mouth hard and stuffed a cow shit pill as big as a fist into it, "If you want to save your life, at least stay away from those five monsters. Otherwise, call me when the time comes.

Even calling me uncle can't save you."

"Uh huh..." There was a smell of shit in his mouth. Yue Sen shook his head desperately and wanted to spit it out, but Hua Ying'er tightly covered his mouth and held it on top of him.

Hua Ying'er looks very thin, but she is stronger than an ox!

"You have a charming aura, and the yin energy is too strong! Cows can ward off evil spirits, rectify yang energy, and remove dampness. Sister will not harm you!" Hua Ying'er said helplessly, being a sister is really heartbreaking.

After Yuesen completely swallowed the cow shit pill, Hua Ying'er let go.

"After the Yin Qi is removed, your injuries will naturally heal." Hua Ying'er said and took out a small bag of elixir from the storage bracelet and ordered to Yue Sen.

"You take these cow shit pills to the elixir market and sell them at the highest price."

Yuesen just wanted to refute her, don't think that everyone is forced to eat shit like him.

But he found that at that moment, he felt generous and generous, as if there was a gathering of positive energy coming from him.

He closed his eyes gently, as if he had been reborn. All the bones in his body felt numb, and a stream of heat ran through his body like a waterfall.

He exclaimed, "It's so comfortable, sister, you're so amazing! Give me another piece of cow shit!"


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