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Chapter 66 Violent non-stick pan(1/2)

A flash of white light in the sky brought Hua Ying'er back from her thoughts. She looked up at the sky and frowned slightly, "Such a wild sword-wielding style seems to be coming towards me?"

When she reacted, the strange white light flew past her head.

After a strange dream, Hua Ying'er and the others finally arrived at the moat forest more than ten kilometers away from the palace. The convoy stopped halfway up a mountain.

She heard a noise in front of her. She was confused and got off the carriage and walked over.

It turned out that there was an extra stall under the shade of a tree for no reason. It seemed to be a stall selling hot tea, with steaming green tea boiling in the pot.

In front of the stall, there was an old woman wearing a curtain and busying herself.

Hua Ying'er took a quick look and saw that the woman's posture when pouring tea was wrong. In this tea stall in the wilderness, the woman just had "I am a bad person" written on her face!

The woman wrapped in a curtain could probably kill a cow with one fist because of the bulging muscles in her arms.

"It's hot in the summer. Dear guests, we are on the road and we are tired. Why don't we drink a cup of hot tea before we go on the road." The woman narrowed her eyes and said.

"Don't drink it!" Hua Ying'er raised the curtain and shouted, "What kind of woman comes to sell tea in the barren mountains and wild mountains? If you sell tea in this place, if you can't sell a cup in ten years, you will starve to death long ago."

The young guard standing aside also noticed something was wrong and reported to the eunuch: "Father, this is only more than ten kilometers away from the city. I think we should rush back to the palace before dark."

"Okay! Let's set off immediately!" The eunuch glanced at the weird woman and felt something was wrong.

He originally wanted to rest where he was for a while before setting off, but it seemed that this place was not suitable for him to stay for a long time.

"Eunuch, it's not good!" Just as the eunuch and the young guard were communicating, a frightened and shrill voice suddenly sounded!

"Ahhhh~ghost~" the screams exploded.

Hua Ying'er jumped out of the sedan in a flash. The scene in front of her made her face change slightly.

The eunuch and the young guard were so frightened by the scene in front of them that their mouths opened in an O shape, and they were speechless for a moment and were stunned.

The two people hugged each other and hugged each other, "Gui Gui Gui~~"

Because when they saw other people, they seemed to have turned into a pile of white radishes.

Each one of them walked straight to the women's stall with their eyes blurred and silly smiles, as if they had been possessed by someone.

The woman with green eyes looked towards them with a smile. Hua Ying'er felt sick in her heart and said, "Father-in-law, that woman is a demon. Get behind me!"

This shouting woke up the confused father-in-law, "Father-in-law, come over here."

At this time, the three of them were still a short distance away from the temptress.

The eunuch leaned towards Hua Ying'er in a daze, and the little guard also came over. The two grown men couldn't help but tremble all over.

Hua Yinger patted the eunuch on the shoulder and whispered a few words to him.

The little eunuch's duck voice rose to a higher tone, "Miss Hua, no, no! It's too risky, and I can't bear the responsibility. If you lose a piece of winter melon and tofu, I can't even compensate you if you have ten heads."

Give it to Prince Yue."

Before departure, Yue Da told him privately that he must ensure that Hua Ying'er goes and comes back safely.

However, now it is Hua Ying'er who protects him.

After all, he is a man!

How can a man hide behind a woman?

The eunuch trembled and held Hua Ying'er's arm tightly, "Miss Hua, don't take risks. Send the signal smoke directly to Prince Yue and wait for them to rescue us."

When Yueda comes over, they may all become a feast in the temptress's mouth.

At this time, Hua Ying'er didn't know whether she met the temptress by chance or was instigated by someone else.

Her sixth sense told her that the second possibility was more likely.

Seeing the little eunuch wavering, Hua Ying'er stretched out her hand and patted his arm, assuring him: "My father-in-law, would you like me to try? At the moment, we have no other way. If you don't do this, you can't bear to watch all this happen."

Did the drugged guard never return?"

Alas~ This time the eunuch only looked at her deeply for a few times and then said "Okay".

Seeing her lustful eyes, the eunuch's words of refusal were stuck in his throat.

He pondered for a moment and said: "There are thousands of methods, but safety comes first."

Seeing this, the little guard standing on the side thought silently, Hua Ying'er is a young lady raised in a boudoir and has no power to restrain a chicken. How can she resist the temptress?

Simply overestimating one's capabilities.

If you want to be a hero, you have to have some self-awareness~ The little guard took out the accessories from his waist, stood up and stood in front of Hua Ying'er and the little eunuch, "I will protect you!"

If someone really wants to be a hero, he must be an upright man.

What's the point of asking a woman and half a man to protect him?

Just as he stood up complaining, the temptress in front couldn't wait any longer.

"Cough cough cough...come here, little brother~"

The little brother almost sent the little guard away with a cry, his legs were weak and he couldn't stand.

At this time, the woman waved to them again, her movements were very mechanical and strange, "Come on! Come on! Brother, have a cup of hot tea and let's go."

Most of the guards had already walked over and sat down around the table, all of them smiling as if they were on drugs.

The temptress's gloomy voice sounded again, "Brother, little sister, come over and have a cup of tea~"

Hua Ying'er and the other three pretended not to notice anything, raised their legs and walked over. When they approached the stall, they were immediately surrounded by a cloud of white mist.

The witch laughed at them from behind the stall. Her laughter was like a big rice dumpling crawling out of a pile of dead people. The cancerous tumors on her face with deep wrinkles looked like black excrement in the ditch.

Temptress: "This beauty, drink a bowl of hot tea."

"I don't want to drink!" Hua Ying'er knocked down her stall, "This pot is poisonous!"

The others, as if they had lost their souls, did not respond and kept giggling.

Especially the little waiter just now, it was so awesome that he had to refill his drink after drinking it.

"Little girl, don't be so angry. If you overturn my stall, you have to pay for it! This adult has to make the decision for the old woman."

The woman's voice was hoarse, as if she had just crawled out of the ground, and smelled of foul earth.

"I don't just want to knock down your stall!" Hua Ying'er was furious on purpose. She rushed to her stall, knocked down her stall, and violently dragged her out.

"Oh, it turns out to be a famous figure on the road - Gu Mu." I usually read a lot, so I don't have to worry about it temporarily. The Gu Mu murder case has also been registered in the famous murder cases of Jianghu.

A professional killer like this must have been ordered by someone else, otherwise the Gu Mother would not be so bored selling tea in the woods.

The money she earned from selling one head was enough to feed her for more than ten years!

Hua Ying'er secretly laughed, the people behind the scenes really looked up to her as a powerless "boudoir lady".

"Little girl, you have such a stubborn mouth!" Mother Gu looked at the arrogant little girl in red clothes in front of her, and wanted to destroy the little girl's momentum and let her experience what it means to be ginger or old.

The Gu mother twisted their fingers together and put them in her mouth. A squeaking sound came from her mouth. In the blink of an eye, she saw that all the hot tea spilled on the ground turned into poisonous scorpions.

The scorpion scrambled to raise the poisonous stinger of its tail to demonstrate to Hua Ying'er, hissing, hissing~

"You little girl, why are you talking? If you don't want to drink, you won't drink. You will cut off other people's wealth." Mother Gu smiled sinisterly and stretched out her sharp claws towards Hua Ying'er. Her long nails were like eagle claws, "

See if I don’t tear your face apart!”

"You dare to come in front of me and lay poison, you are so impatient." Hua Ying'er raised her hand and took out a Red Wolf-style iron pot from her storage bracelet and threw it away.

"Boom-boom"

The iron pot banged a few times, and all the long nails that the Gu mother had raised for several years were knocked off!

"Hahahaha~" The eunuch clapped his hands and said, "Well, she is indeed the daughter of Prince Yue, she has the style of a female general!"

The little guard was also impressed. Isn't it just an iron pot? It can be compared with this hero's long sword.

If an iron pot can take down a temptress, so can I, a hero! Thinking of this, the little guard drew his bright sword and rushed over without knowing what he was capable of. He wanted to be a hero!

I often read martial arts novels about the little guard. While rushing over, I thought that as long as I could capture the temptress, I would be able to get promoted and prosper just around the corner!

"Ah! Witch, take my sword!" the little guard shouted. Before he could reach him, he was blown away by the Gu Mother's palm and hit the tree trunk with a thud.

On the ground.

With a pop, the little guard gushed out a mouthful of blood, and he was knocked off the street!

It doesn’t make sense! Why? Hua Ying’er can take down the temptress with an iron pot, but he holds a good sword!

"Street boy!" Mother Gu was completely enraged by Hua Ying'er's slaps. The little girl dared to play tricks in front of my mother! Now here comes a yellow-haired boy playing with a big sword!

Suddenly a strong wind blew up, and the whole body of the Gu mother was covered with poisonous scorpions holding red tail needles.

Just when the Gu mother was starting to become a demon, Hua Ying'er picked up the iron pot and flew towards her face, "Oh, this non-stick pot is good! The old woman's face was covered with so many layers of powder, and she actually...

Not bad, not bad!”

The Gu mother covered her red and swollen right cheek with her right hand and said plaintively: "Ah - Hua Ying'er, you hit me."

Before hitting someone, shouldn't you shout, "Punch me, look at me with a sword?"

Today's young people are so mean in fights, they don't play according to the routine, and they don't even say a word.

The Gu mother was completely furious, "Hua Ying'er, if you dare to hit me in the face again if you have the ability, I will..."
To be continued...
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