Chapter 549·One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes 2, the orphanage that seems to have the starting point written on it

Everyone discussed it for a long time, but still couldn't figure out what the 100,000 bad jokes were, and there was also a 2!

"I suddenly missed Deadpool a little bit." Peter said: "If he were here, he would definitely be able to help us answer this question."

[Loki Odinson: I think it’s because of this guy that the entire screening room is abnormal. 】

[Wanda: I suddenly had an ominous premonition. One hundred thousand cold jokes couldn’t be just listening to Deadpool tell a hundred thousand cold jokes.]

[Loki Odinson: Don’t say such terrible things casually! Something bad will happen!]

In the screening room, the River God stared at the screen, as if waiting for something.

"River God, you seem to know something?"

"I don't know."

"Then why did you suddenly get up and stare at the screen?"

"I always feel that the next thing may involve me."

[One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes 2·Starting.]

【In a river, the bottom of the river is covered with all kinds of treasures.】

[Like an ax that is bigger than a person, a rotating pen, and they are all gold and silver versions.]

[River God: OK! This is my home!]

[Wanda: This is your home?]

[River God: Yes, as a River God, doesn’t it make sense for me to live in the river? 】

[Peter Parker: Heli, Gangesi, Taiheli. 】

[Janata: So, there are such gods. 】

[Loki Odinson: What kind of god is this kind of thing worthy of being called a god in front of my God of Trickery? 】

[Tony Stark: I don’t know who the real evil god was last time, and everyone was scared to death.]

[Holy Lord: Only that ruler of darkness deserves to be called an evil god, you better shut up for trash like you! 】

[Loki Odinson: Oh, yes, the same demon as the Kyriarodians. 】

【Holy Lord: Haha.】

[Video continues]

[He Shenzai took out a mobile phone, dialed the number, and made a call.]

【"Hey, is this Lady Nuwa?"】

【"It's the River God, what's the matter?"】

["Lord Nuwa, I have good news, bad news, and good news, which one do you want to hear first?"]

[Lady Nuwa on the other side was obviously holding back her anger. She gritted her teeth and said, "I don't want to hear that."]

["Since you are so honest, then I will tell you all three pieces of news."]

[As Nuwa took a deep breath, the River God began his story.]

["The good news is, I'm so bored right now, as if I'm on a business trip."]

["This is such good news!!!!"]

[‘Lord Nuwa’ couldn’t stand it any longer and roared into her cell phone: “What kind of good news is this!”]

【"Master Nuwa, are you applying a facial mask?"】

【"What does it have to do with you!"】

["The bad news is that if you get angry while applying the mask, you will get wrinkles."]

[With a sound of shaking the phone, Nuwa ended the call.]

"Oh, Lady Nuwa still has such a bad temper."

The river god had a headache expression on his face.

"If it was my employee who reported the news to me like this, I would have fired him long ago." Tony looked at the River God speechlessly and asked: "Is this how you usually report to that Lady Nuwa?

?”

"Almost."

"The reason you weren't fired must be because she couldn't fire you."

"Wow!" Little stars seemed to appear in the eyes of the river god: "You are so powerful. Lady Nuwa has said more than once that she wants to fire me."

"."

Janata looked at the River God and suddenly asked curiously: "What do you think the people under my father usually report to my father?"

"It can't be like this anyway. There are not many bosses in the world who can fire people who can tolerate having such employees under their hands!"

Janata caught one point keenly: "What's the other good news?"

Bruce Wayne rubbed his temples, his mind was numb from watching Deadpool too much, and he didn't even notice such a basic thing.

When he thinks of Deadpool's polluting voice and his words that can be called spiritual pollution, Bruce Wayne feels like his brain hurts.

In the Batcave.

Dachao felt that his brain was in chaos, and he couldn't help but ask: "Are the things seen on this screen real? Are we really not watching a talk show?"

"The last video I saw was quite normal. It was about a group of warriors named Ultraman fighting off the darkness. I don't know what happened, but this time the screening room started playing all this nonsense like crazy.

something.”

[Video continues]

[He Shen looked at the phone with a look of helplessness on his face.]

["I haven't said the good or bad news yet, I'd better leave him a message."]

["Well, should I issue VX? Or should I issue Penguin?"]

[Right here, a scream sounded.]

【"Ah! My ax!"】

【"I'm here to work."】

[On the other side, a spacecraft stopped on a planet with severe desertification. 】

[A young man carrying a bag came down from the spaceship. This young man just said: "Lovely hometown." The second half of the sentence I finally came back didn't even come out of my mouth when someone used a laser gun to hold it back.

Got my head off.]

When Bruce Wayne saw this, he immediately felt a familiar style.

Um.

It's the flavor of Gotham City.

["Pay back the money!" Huang Mao, the leader, pointed the gun at Little King Kong's head and said, "Pay back the money! You liar, what you sold me is of no use at all!"]

【"How is that possible? I don't sell fakes!"】

["What's the use of seven one-star ones!"]

["The most important thing in life is to be happy." Little King Kong said with his hands in a French military pose: "You have to change your mind. If you don't make your wish alone, then in the universe, the remaining six people may not make their wish come true.

ah."】

"Make a wish?"

"Seven one star? What one star?"

Everyone just felt that this universe was not normal, but after looking at the River God, and thinking about the previous Deadpool, and after connecting with the previous title of Crazy Diversity, everyone seemed to feel relieved again.

Just think of it as watching cartoons and talk shows.

[Little King Kong was just caught, and another wave of people came to ask Little King Kong to refund the money, because there was something wrong with the genie of the magic lamp he sold. 】

[It is true that elves can be drawn out, but it is hard to say whether they are djinn elves or smurfs. 】

[Little King Kong fanned a dark wind and lit a will-o'-the-wisp, and the two groups of people successfully fought together. He himself also took the opportunity to escape. 】

[After a while of tumbling, Little King Kong came to an orphanage. On the sign of the orphanage, one could vaguely see the Chinese characters "Start" and "Braille".]

So annoying!

Super Galaxy is finished, and then comes Tiga!
Chapter completed!