[107. Martial Arts Outline]
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Introduction to the work:
Zhou Zhenhua, a super mercenary who has experienced many battles. In order to fulfill his father's special requirements for him, he joined the world of mercenaries at the age of twelve. In such an environment, Zhou Zhenhua performed very dangerous tasks and actions in places full of wars such as the Middle East and Africa. Until his seventeenth birthday, he was finally called by his father and returned to the peaceful world again.
but……
Due to Zhou Zhenhua's experience on the battlefield, although he is young, he cannot live a normal life like others. Moreover, his experience on the battlefield and his methods of dealing with problems often make him make a big deal and solve some small problems in normal life in ways that ordinary people cannot understand.
Let’s see how a first-class mercenary interprets a ridiculous but extremely erotic urban life.
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When he arrived at Jessie and Lily, Chu Yang happened to see Kian punching a building with a fierce punch. The fist force surged out, and the entire wall immediately collapsed without hesitation. Looking in through the wall, Chu Yang found that the architectural style here was indeed very distinctive. How could it be said, it was like a whole, like a hollowed-out block. Even if a wall collapsed, it still stood there very firmly.
And here, Kian shook the dust on his fist and cursed carelessly: "Mr. Kian, what the hell is this wall? It's so strong?"
Lily was silent for a while and said, "I heard that there is an animal feces that will become very hard after being air-dried. There are many countries that use this feces to build houses when the ancient technology was not very mature. Judging from the general situation of this house, it should be a pile of some feces."
Ji'an immediately put on a hut and looked around, and suddenly smiled carelessly, saying, "Gaga, so, we are standing on the pile of feces now?" After saying that, he glanced at the setting sun gradually, and the beautiful fire clouds in the sky. Ji'an continued to smile carelessly, saying, "Haha, it seems that we are not just standing on the pile of feces, but we will sleep in the pile of feces tonight!"
Everyone was disgusted by Kian's words, almost rolling their eyes and feeling of vomiting. Then they heard the third young master Yu who had just stood beside Chu Yang immediately screamed loudly and said, "Oh my God! Big man, shut your stinky mouth! I will definitely not sleep in the pile of feces! Damn, you are so disgusting that you said!"
Chu Yang spread his hands, imitated Yu San Shao's appearance, smiled evilly, and said, "What's the matter? It is said that in other places, there are places where animal feces are used to make fire and cook? Ha, you don't understand, this is called waste utilization. Nowadays, what we pursue is environmental protection. You must know that on the streets of London, if you spit a mouthful of phlegm, you will be fined fifty euros."
Seeing that Yu San Shao was so afraid of rats, Ki'an immediately laughed wildly, "Wow, are you actually afraid of rats? Oh my God, a man is actually afraid of rats. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Haha, you don't want to eat it, then, I'll help you eat it. Be good, such a fat mouse must have a lot of oil. It will definitely smell very good when you bake it. When you think about it, Ki'an, I drool!"
Yu San Shao immediately shouted in fear: "Big man, I swear, if you dare to eat this mouse, I will definitely find a needle to sew your mouth! Oh my God, this guy is so disgusting, there are still people to eat it!"
Chu Yang raised his hand and gave Ji'an a head boom and said, "Pig brain, you know how to eat it! Who made you think about how to eat these three rats? Ji'an, I don't understand. Since you can see that these three rats are particularly fat, why can't you imagine more in other ways? Can't you just imagine why these three rats are so fat?"
Ji'an looked as if he was a natural person and looked at Chu Yang and said, "Why are you so fat? Isn't that nonsense? Of course it's eaten. Are these three mice the female mice? They are all pregnant! Damn Ji'an, why do you think you are so complicated? It's very simple. These three little mice all eat fat."
Chu Yang nodded and said, "Since you can think that this mouse is fat, can you look around and see what food can be eaten here? If there is no accident, this place has been lost for at least a thousand years. Think about why there are rats in ruins over a thousand years? Yes, it is not impossible to have rats. But why are there very fat mice here? If there is only one, I can understand that it becomes so fat by eating its own companions. But three are so fat, it proves that there is absolutely a problem. Because a mouse is fat, it doesn't mean anything, but I found a rat nest inside, with many small mice in the nest, each of which is very fat. Looking at these three, why are they all so fat, that's not easy to explain, right?"
Chu Yang's bitter thoughts were undoubtedly almost no different from playing the piano for Kian. Then Kian shook his big head, his eyes lit up, and he said with a very expectant expression: "I understand, I think I understand what you want to say!"
Chu Yang, who hadn't expected Kian to understand, suddenly heard Kian say that he had understood, immediately showed an interesting expression, looked at Kian, and asked in confusion: "Oh, you actually understand. Tell me, what exactly do you understand?"
Kian immediately smiled carelessly, showed a very confident expression, with a greedy look in his eyes, and said, "Mr. Kian, I understand. You want to tell me that there is a nest of small mice in the house, enough for everyone to eat. Moreover, these mice are very fat, which means that we can eat sweet rat meat today, and we will no longer be hungry at night. Yes?"
Chu Yang immediately covered his face with his hands and shook his head vigorously. After a moment, he showed an expression of 'I knew it would be like this', and looked at Kian, and really didn't know what to say. On this side, Lily looked at Chu Yang helplessly and said, "Do you know? Yang, I'm used to it. When you say it again in the future, please say it more accurately. Otherwise, my brother wouldn't understand." After that, Lily saw Kian looking at him in confusion. In helplessness,
Lily still explained, "This place can be described as almost deserted. Kian, you didn't find that mice should not appear in this deserted place with almost no food to eat. Well, the life of mice is very tenacious. But Kian, have you ever thought about why there are mice under the conditions here? Even if there are mice, why are they still so fat? It won't be the same as you said, these three mice are all pregnant, right?"
Ji'an immediately showed an expression like this, and Chu Yang was already joking, "That's not necessarily the case. Even if he is not pregnant, he probably is still in the confinement period. Alas, what is this and what is it! Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's consider what we should do in the last few days!"
Lily, Jessie, and Kian nodded immediately. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly heard a loud noise, like a muffled thunder, and suddenly burst out in an instant.
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Dear brothers, Xiaoye’s new book "Urban Arms Expert" is in an emergency. Brothers with monthly tickets, please support Xiaoye’s "Urban Arms Expert". Xiaoye is here to thank everyone!
Connection: http://www.qidian.com/book/1076322.aspx
Book number: 1076322
Introduction to the work:
Zhou Zhenhua, a super mercenary who has experienced many battles. In order to fulfill his father's special requirements for him, he joined the world of mercenaries at the age of twelve. In such an environment, Zhou Zhenhua performed very dangerous tasks and actions in places full of wars such as the Middle East and Africa. Until his seventeenth birthday, he was finally called by his father and returned to the peaceful world again.
but……
Due to Zhou Zhenhua's experience on the battlefield, although he is young, he cannot live a normal life like others. Moreover, his experience on the battlefield and his methods of dealing with problems often make him make a big deal and solve some small problems in normal life in ways that ordinary people cannot understand.
Chapter completed!