146、August 27th is sunny, but there is Shilong in the clouds
Tomorrow is the day for the exam. According to the new rules today, all registered scholars will enter the examination room on the evening of the day before the exam.
This rule is actually quite disgusting. The environment in the exam room is simply to torture people. The summer heat is so high that it is scary that mosquitoes and flies are so scary that it is. The small grid in a single room lasts for three days. These three days are extremely terrible destruction for any normal person.
Previously, Song Beiyun asked King Fu Qiansui specifically why he chose to take the exam at this time and the conditions were so bad. King Fu explained to him that this was the first hurdle to become a talent. If he could not overcome this hurdle, how could he be said to be a person who climbed the mountain of books?
Song Beiyun scoffed at this statement, which was simply nonsense and was just fart. I studied to make a better life and realize my ideals. No matter how I realized my ideas and ambitions, whether I work hard or embezzled, I am definitely not studying for suffering. If I study for this, it would be better to plow the fields at the age of six. Why not be happy to be in my heart?
Anyway, he felt that suffering was never necessary, but patience in a last resort and definitely not a touchstone on the road to success. This concept is wrong! Anyone can encounter setbacks, but if you have nothing to do, you will suffer a little bit of cerebral palsy.
But King Fu thought it was right, then that was right. He said everything he said was right.
When Song Beiyun went to register during the day, the registered official glanced at him with strange eyes several times after seeing his information. Then he was taken away by several officials. When he went to the dark room, Song Beiyun realized that his name had been registered for a long time, and even the small grids for the exam had been assigned. Moreover, from the examiner to the clerk, he received instructions from the superior, so this person needs to pay special attention.
As a result, when Song Beiyun went to register, he was immediately arrested as a substitute. However, after he found out that this was indeed a real person, the examiner personally greeted him from the small dark room and secretly told him that he would go home soon and not show up in the next few days.
"Are you so exaggerating now that cheating is doing?
The examiner who was questioned by Song Beiyun's words was flushed. After all, as a always upright scholar, he had no choice but to do such a thing in order for his son to take office and become an official. Now that he has been exposed, he is already full of guilt.
"Mr. Song... don't make things difficult for me."
The examiner was from the fifth rank, second only to the governor of Luzhou, but he had been an official for many years and didn't know what future would be like for this young man who was personally cared for by the government, so he was very polite to Song Beiyun.
"Mr. Song is a genius. Why do you have to suffer such a talent?" The examiner said in a low voice: "If there is a mistake here, I really can't afford it. You should be proud..."
Hey, I really have to wait for a long time. In ancient and modern times, examiners have been coercive and tempted students to not let them cheat. Now it’s better. I can’t do it if I want to take the exam myself, so I force myself to cheat.
"You all know this from top to bottom, and can you keep it secret?"
Song Beiyun's words made the examiner smile bitterly, and he bowed: "Mr. Song, do you really don't know?"
"What do I know about me?"
The examiner sighed and said, "If Siming Shi goes to the door to the door, who will leak any news..."
Song Beiyun shook his head gently: "The world's wind is getting worse, but people's hearts are not as good as ever."
"Isn't that..." The examiner sighed: "I'm extremely embarrassed."
However, when Song Beiyun saw his appearance, he suddenly became playful: "What if the officials in the court knew about this matter, what should I do if they took it out and questioned it?"
"I can't care. The Ministry of Personnel still has time to worry about this now." The examiner waved his hand and said, "It was originally a matter of that time. Lord Tang, the Minister of Personnel, should have retired and returned home. Now the official has saved him. It's very clear. Lord Song, don't let me make a taboo. I will retire and return home safely in a few years. I'll ask Lord Song to give up my hands if I don't have the security of my evening."
"Where is the Censorate?"
"The Censorate was brought to the death by His Highness Fu... and brought people to the death."
Hearing this, Song Beiyun finally couldn't help laughing. King Fu was indeed not a fuel-efficient lamp. I guess Zhao Xing was also happy to jump around the house now. The old beasts in the Censorate didn't do serious business all day long, and finally found that the six divisions were not clean, but none of them were involved in it.
It would probably be natural for King Fu to break up the stall. Even if he was burned by a fire, the Censor Zhongcheng probably didn't even dare to make a fart, so he could only watch King Fu tear down his office.
Fun... The struggle between the people above is fun, it's really fun.
Now the upper class is in chaos, and the little Song Beiyun naturally takes advantage of the chaos and takes advantage of the ride in troubled times.
"Okay, after the exam is over, I will talk to Lord Jiang again. I will have to perform the rituals of disciples."
"No, no..." The chief examiner, Lord Jiang, waved his hands repeatedly: "As long as Lord Song sits at home these few days, I will come to you to give you a gift after the exam."
It is not easy to take a good exam, and it is a damn feudal society that does not respect human rights at all, and even deprives a good scholar of the right to take the exam. It's really damn.
Song Beiyun, who was kicked out of the examination room, had no place to go. Today, Jin Ling'er held a sister party and took a bunch of girls to play a farm stay in a villa outside the city. Brother Yusheng had just walked into the examination room. After thinking about it, the only thing he could find was Brother Beipo.
But Song Beiyun really felt that he was a bit gay, which was a bit dangerous, and he should be in the exam room now, so Song Beiyun had to go back to his yard and sit there and try to meditate to see if he could reach the state of unity between man and nature, etc.
However, fantasy is still a little different from history. He can't sense the supreme and mysterious laws even after meditating until he's suffocated. However, he feels that he hasn't understood the high probability that he hasn't watched the sunrise, otherwise he will definitely be able to understand the laws of heaven and earth.
"Yes..." Song Beiyun suddenly slapped his forehead while shitting: "Let's go find the Chicken King!"
So he went to the house of the Chicken King in boredom. When he walked outside the courtyard wall, he suddenly saw that the peaches on the tree were ripe. He was so greedy that he climbed up the wall in just a few steps, and then sat on the branch like a monkey and started to eat peaches.
This August peach is just when it is ripe and soft, and the juice is sweet and delicious. I ate a little too much before I can tell. But just when he was about to get down the tree, I saw a woman on her lower back looking at him.
"Why don't you eat a few peaches? I don't pay for eating watermelons in the city." Song Beiyun rubbed off the tree like a caterpillar, holding a few peaches in his hand, and handed her to Miaoyan: "Look at your stingy look."
Miaoyan looked at his ghostly look with his waist, and laughed out loud: "I care about those peach people? Do I think you have some problems with your brain? Such a top beauty is taking a bath in the house and eating peaches on the tree. What's the difference between you and that monkey?"
Song Beiyun walked slowly into the house with peaches in his arms, and said as he walked, "The difference is so big. The monkey missed seven fairies at a time. I just didn't peek at you taking a bath alone. If you are so angry, you can wash it again and I'll watch it while eating."
Miaoyan slapped his butt: "Don't talk to me, why are you back?"
"I returned yesterday." Song Beiyun came to the house and leaned on the small bamboo bed of Miaoyan's ice silk: "I was here to take the exam, but the examiner refused to let me enter the exam room."
Miaoyan sat beside him and started pedicures with a small file. She still had a wet scent on her body. After hearing his words, she said, "If it were me, I wouldn't let you in. All the things were arranged. If I suddenly came back, it would mean that all the arrangements would be disrupted."
"This is called political resources, right?" Song Beiyun's finger was curled with Miaoyan's long hair: "The resources are now invisibly tilting towards me."
"Don't move, I'm so annoyed." Miaoyan pulled his hair out of his hand: "I have to pay it back. I heard that you did a big thing in Qimen?"
"It's just a mistake." Song Beiyun whistled: "I want to know? Then what benefits do you give me?"
"No need to say, I have my channels, I've known what you did for a long time." Miaoyan smiled and said, "How is it? Is it still satisfying?"
"You are no wonder you have never had a relationship in your previous life. It's not that I said to you. If we were living in the same book, you would either please me or wait for me to be destroyed."
"Stinky Remarks." Miaoyan turned his head and wanted to stuff a piece of toenail into Song Beiyun's mouth: "What if it's a female player?"
"Hey, hey, don't be so disgusting!" Song Beiyun dodged, then put one hand on the chicken king's waist: "It's okay to feed me something else, you feed me toenails. Have you ever seen it in the hospital? Is there something wrong with it?"
"Then if I don't please you, will you destroy me?"
"That's not the case, but you're still going to make your brother happy, right? Everyone is so familiar with each other, so it's not a loss to make you feel happy."
"It's too hot." Miaoyan chuckled, got up and took out a bowl of iced peach juice from a cabinet, and took a sip: "Let's talk about it cooler."
"I live here today." Song Beiyun took off his shoes and lay on the bamboo bed: "It's strange, why are you so cool?"
"Go and take a shower!" Miaoyan walked over and kicked him in the butt: "The smell of sweat is covered in smell of smell."
"I can't wash it?"
Although he took a shower, he had no clothes to wear and could only sit in Miaoyan's big bath towel, and was eating and drinking, while Miaoyan didn't know what to do.
"You said, how about I'm going to strip you naked and throw it on the street now?" Miaoyan suddenly looked up and asked, "Absolutely exciting."
"Don't think about it, you can't beat me." Song Beiyun stretched and slapped his mouth on the cold bamboo bed: "It may be a no-cost way to get a head pressed," it's not worth it."
Chapter completed!